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Had our shots, been shot at, what's the difference? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Yup, this is Idiotville! Glad we could help ya there Mayor Robby! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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W called and apologized for going off on me.
She said she's just frustrated by the whole thing and stressed about money.
I said I can appreciate that but she's not the only one who is frustrated or stressed...
At least she apologized!
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Kimmy & YL, welcome back!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Robby, sorry things are bad with you. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> LINY, that was such a GOOD post of yours to you know who. I keep getting drawn to that post against my better judgement and it's like banging your head against a wall. Good morning, to all the other Idiots. Jelly's been gone a while again. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> Jen
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> A2--very funny jokes, thank AW for me. A2 you still walking around on that leg? Is the beer your painkiller? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Well FF I always thought AW was a bit funny - <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> - but when I say things like that for some reason she throws things at me ??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" /> Well still limping, not much pain and beer kills anything... anyway Doc said the nerves are growing back slowly & thats why its not too painfull. Apparently they have to grow through little pipes within the leg before I can enjoy the return of real pain... ????? More jokes ...........( how r Ya YL???) When the husband was lying the wife removed his glasses. "You know, honey," she said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married." "Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Dobie, OMG I snorted tea out my nose <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> I almost died laughing at your waxing incident. I can sooo relate. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
THe first time, I was helping a friend do a bikini wax. She was standing on the bathroom counter when I yanked. After screaming blue murder and falling off the counter,(as I LMAO) we realized that BOTH the wax AND the hair were still there. And me being a true I'ville resident, attempted the same thing on myself MORE THAN ONCE. Sheesh! I never got entirely stuck though.
It's the "will-knots" that got me. You know the clumps of waxy hair that will not go away. Oh and don't try shaving through wax. It doesn't work well. And cuts "down there" are VERY painful.
Robby, opinion please. I think that Dobie should be given a special I'ville medal. Her 3 things PLUS this one are worth at least 10 or the run-of-the-mill I'ville things. What would you suggest?
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">W called and apologized for going off on me.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
(And I still meant what I said abouther being in the fog--regardless if she's the BS.)
Yuk! I hate those abbreviations.
Think I'm gonna go in early today...Gotta get ready...C'ya'll later!
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ARE RE-RUNS FOR DOBIE AND ANYONE ELSE... Day of Beauty link Written 4/23/03 titled "Satanic Rituals" Thought that would grab your attention. Well, you all remember my post about my day of beauty. I've topped it. I've found you can enjoy the feeling of being scraped off the ceiling by purchasing and using your very own home waxing kit. Now. I live where it is commonplace to visit the beach at least once a week. And I've been religiously shaving "down there" in preparation for beach season. We all know that shaving "down there" is awful in itself, what with the stubblies and razor burn, the very last thing you want to do is bare that tender skin to salt water (wince). So, I figure, I've squeezed out 3 babies and survived all of them, I can wax, and I can do it myself. I am an idiot. A certifiable idiot. I happily purchase the innocous little box, not yet comprehending the evil it contained. I innocently enter the bathroom and apply the little strips. Steeling myself for the quick (I thought) pain, I grab and yank. A primordial scream erupted, and I was startled to figure out that the scream came from me. Hot fire made its way down my leg, and up my torso - at the same time. I could not open my eyes for the pain. Certainly, all of those wicked little hair were stuck to the strip...I only had one other side to go. I steel myself and pry my eyes open to look at the strip which I was certain would be covered with folicles. Oh.....my......gawd! There were 6 hairs on the damn thing. SIX friggin hairs. I look down there and I am BLEEDING. What insane, woman hating, satanic, evil, warped little man thought this torture up? I couldn't believe it. But do I stop...nope, cause certainly I did it wrong...or I loosened the other hairs so they'll come off this time. I reapply the strip (it was reusable, the horrible little box said) and yank again. Gulls 5 miles away swarmed around the house to see what was dying. So the horrid little box is joining the very dusty Epilady on the shelf (side note: I think the same sick little man invented the Epilady), that I can't GIVE away and nobody will buy in a garage sale - heaven knows it's a sin to throw anything away! I'm beginning to think that I'll wear a shorts style swimsuit. Anyone know if Nair works?
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Now Kimmy, I'd pay to see such Goon Show entertainment like that ..LMAO <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Well I'd climb over the fence any way....lol
And because Liny's gone early I think its falls on us to keep his funny standards as low as possible....
Once upon a time, there was a man who came home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decided to teach him a lesson, so she dressed up like Satan and hid in the dark to scare him when he got home.
When he finally came stumbling across the lawn, his wife jumped out in front of him and howled like a demon. He just looked at her and slurred, "You don't scare me; I'm married to your sister!"
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For who ever cares: Nair DOES work. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Kimmy, I care! BUT, (knew that was coming right), I tried that and had a severe immediate reaction. Can we say blisters, uncontollable itching and pain, simultaneously? And it wasn't on my face, either! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
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Dobie, FA-A and Kimmy, you are KILLING me!! LMAO <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> The best thing to use "down there" is one of those electric trimmers with the attachments. I swear you cannot hurt yourself and you get a very close trim without the itchiness of shaving. Uhum...ok probably too much information for the guys. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> A2, keep um coming. Yep, I bet when the "feelers" return you are REALLY going to need that beer and then some. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> Take care of yourself so you will be in shape to care for the lovely woman of yours. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> Robby, glad she apologized. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> And it wasn't on my face, either!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">OY! That is SO not a place to have blisters!!!!!!
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Ok, are we close to having Justuss shut us down? ROTFLMAO <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> electric trimmers with the attachments </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ummmmm.... Electric? I could just hear the comments from dh now. I got comments when I told him the batteries ran dead on my electric toothbrush...can you imagine if I plug something in and if he walked in on that? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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my dh is very handy with the trimmers. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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Oh, have ya tried that foam stuff - "Neet" I think - goes on like a mousse, I thought it did pretty good - BUT, it's not really for the "bikini" area - more for all over - like legs - I think they make one for the bikini area, though. MIL tried it, and had a HORRIBLE reaction - she used it on her underarms - said it started to burn, but did she rinse it off??? NO!! She left it on for another 15 minutes!!! Yup, she burned under her arms, her sides, her boobies - all the way down to her navel - poor crazy heffer! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Yes, I told her I felt sorry for her, but inside I was LMAO! Even snickered a bit, and she said "Don't you dare" - I tried to control it, but, well, OH WELL!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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THAT'S IT! Can't look at ff and her dh in the eyes if'n we ever meet. Better wear your best shoes, hon!
ROTFLMAO!
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I loved the Veet. It's the best and mildest I've used so far.
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FF - too funny - I'll have to check out those shoes too! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> Though I will say, you can have problems with an electric on there - specially if there's a power surge, and the @@@@ blade thingys lock up...UGH! I am an Idiot!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
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YL you are wicked! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Well Kimmy since we live a few states away, I guess you are safe. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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