FAA
you are such a GOOD mum you really are!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
I just bet this is you......
You know you're a mom when...
You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.
You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favourite toy and made him/her cry.
You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
You hide in the bathroom to be alone....do that still
You child throws up, and you catch it....yep done that
Someone else's kid throws up at a party, and you keep eating.... been there
You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance...isn't it?????
You mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching ...and making smiley faces
Your child insists that you read Once Upon a Potty out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office, or, better yet, in the lobby of your husbands work place... and you do it.
You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.
You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats...Yeuuu even with Chinese
You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons, while your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.... oh yes - sigh
You can't bear the thought of your son's first girlfriend.... NO NO NO leave my baby alone you hussies !!!!
You hate the thought of his wife even more... weeeeel depends on his WIFE
You donate to charities in the hope that your child won't get that disease.
You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into unusual shapes.... yup no crusts either
You fast-forward through the scene when the hunter shoots Bambi's mother...ALWAYS
You use your own saliva to clean your child's face....still do
You obsess when your child clings to you upon parting during his first month at school, then obsess when he skips in without looking back the second time....sob yes I did
You can't bear to give away baby clothes -- it's so final...... still got em
You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "Not in your good clothes!" or “Make sure you wear clean undies in case you have an accident!†OMG did I say that out aloud!!!
You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
You read that the average five year old asks 437 questions a day and feel proud that your kid is above average.
You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job", but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything in the world... sigh not ever ever but now we will have a new one to practice on <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Yep a mummy (Aust) mommy (US) no doubt
