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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by faithful follower: <strong> No ones really from California (cept maybe Pep )and they're not like Texan's who think the only map worth looking at is a map of Texas! I am a native Southern Californian (yep a rare bird it seems)and proud of it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> My fav aunt is a former native CA who moved to Texas many, many moons ago. You would think from her accent that she was born there! Pep, loved the pasty story. LMAO! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I am a native too.
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pep said..
sorta sorry I started this dang thread ... but here goes anyway...
oh this thread is just getting started... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
and just getting better and better....
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The silly furriner is getting involved now.
We got an e-mail from one of my Prof's friends in Texas, offering a study grant at his college in Texas to our students.
He ended the e-mail - "Only disadvantage - they'll have to live in Texas."
Bwwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhaaaaa. And that was from a Texan.
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I WANT NAMES!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />
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OMG, they are pasties - pronounced with a short "a" sound. Individual beef, turnup and potato pies.
Not pasties with a long "a" sound. Which are apparently only edible if they are made out of chocolate and you do some kind of nasty burlesque dance thing first.
OMG you guys, I never laughed so hard in my life.
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I can't tell you the sheer enjoyment I am having watching a silly yooper try to explain "pasties!" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Did you put depends on Weaver, m'dear...
I swear this is a depends worthy thread! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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turnips in a pie...now that's just wrong wrong wrong....
no wonder the South ain't a rising........
we like our pies fruity!!!!
and heaven knows you can't get turnips to stick to your boobies.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> turnip pasties...
turnip pie.... sheeesh....
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Oh whatever! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
I see the Texan's are getting brave now that there is a pack of 'em.
Oh that was a funny story though. I always wondered how they held those things on. Now I'm gussing it's probably not scotch tape. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Ok, I will give a little more proof that there's no place like TEXAS!
Beaumont to El Paso: 742 miles
Beaumont to Chicago: 770 miles
Texarkana is closer to Chicago than to El Paso
Texarkana is closer to New York City than El Paso
World's first rodeo was in Pecos...July 4, 1883.
The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America built over water.
The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first full time coach for Rice University, Houston.
Brazoria County (near Houston) has more species of birds than any other area in North America.
Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America's only remaining flock of whooping cranes.
Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackson in 1978.
The worst natural disaster in U.S. history was in 1900 caused by a hurricane in which over 8000 lives were lost on Galveston Island.
The first word spoken from the moon, July 20, 1969, was "Houston..."
El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas.
Laredo is the world's largest inland port.
Tyler Municipal Rose Garden is the world's largest rose garden with over 38,000 bushes with 500 varieties on 22 acres.
King Ranch is larger than Rhode Island.
Tropical Storm Claudette brought a U.S. rainfall record of 43" in 24 hours in and around Alvin in July 1979.
Texas is the only state to enter the U.S. by TREATY, instead of by annexation. (This allows the Texas flag to fly at the same height as the US flag.)
A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old.
Caddo Lake is the only natural lake in the state.
Dr Pepper was invented in WACO in 1885. (There is no period after Dr in Dr Pepper.)
Texas has had six capital cities... 1. Washington-on-the-Brazos 2. Harrisburg 3. Galveston 4. Velasco 5. West Columbia 6. Austin
The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the U.S. which is taller than the! Capitol Building in Washington, D.C.(by 7 feet).
The name Texas comes from the Hasini Indian word "tejas" meaning friends. Tejas is not Mexican for Texas.
The first domed stadium in the U.S. was the Astrodome in Houston.
The State animal is the Armadillo.
*An interesting bit of trivia about the armadillo is they always have four babies! They have one egg which splits into four and they either have four males or four females.
AMERICAN BY BIRTH. TEXAN BY THE GRACE OF GOD!
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -TEXAS STYLE
People here in Texas have trouble with all those shall's and shall not's in the 10 Commandments. Folks here just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the "King James" into "King Ranch" language: Ten Commandments, cowboy style.
Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie,Texas.
(1) Just one God. (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa. (3) No telling tales or gossipin'. (4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting. (5) Put nothin' before God.. (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal. (7) No killin'. (8) Watch yer mouth. (9) Don't take what ain't yers. (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
Now that's kinda plain an' simple don't ya think? Y'all have a good day
TM
You yanks and surfer-types keep it up, I got plenty of 'em.....
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Aarrrrk! Pasties are a yankee thing. The loggers take them out in the woods with them all wrapped in tin foil, piping hot and then later in the day they eat them for lunch.
Kind of like the hot potatoes your momma used to put in your coat pocket to keep you warm on your long trek to the school house on those cold northern winter mornings. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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weaver I wasn't sure...
I just know I don't like no turnips in my pie... I like them fruuuiiitttttyyyyy
but Northern Lights, real Autumn and you I adore
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pasties=PURE DE'YANKEE!!!
We know what a pasty is down here in Texas and it belongs in a strip joint!
TM, that was awesome!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> This place is crawling with yankees, foreigners and leftcoasters, so we hafta stick together around here!!
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but Northern Lights, real Autumn and you I adore
Oh that is so sweet! See Mel, that is an example of Yankee charm. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
Kimmy -
What you said about the depends is so true. Ever since I had my baby, a really good joke can be disastrous out in public. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Those sweaters that you can take off and wrap around your waste sure do come in handy at times. And those keigel exercise we are always told to do don't really cut it for the gut-splitting, pee your pants kind of laughing, do they?
Oh no, now Mel is baiting the rest of the world. Kiwi Jen, did you catch that?
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America's only remaining flock of whooping cranes. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">And they're real purdy, too. Infact, the Whooping Crane Festival is next week.
Oh, and TM! The 'dillo's 'not the state animal...it's the state SPEED BUMP!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by weaver: <strong>
Oh no, now Mel is baiting the rest of the world. Kiwi Jen, did you catch that? </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That's alright, she loves me! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> That's alright, she loves me! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yep. Our Jen is a sweet lil Kiwi...I'll bet she talks funny, tho. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
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Mel but I thought you mightn't love me anymore after my post. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Would you guys stop making me ROFLMAO at WORK!!!
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I don't talk funny - you all talk funny. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Would you guys stop making me ROFLMAO at WORK!!! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Why? You need some depends, too?
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