Barton Springs.... my only *bare* sunbathing experience... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" />

That's the one....had it most everytime I went.

This is making me too hungry - I am going out to grab lunch....


TM

Excuse me, but would ya'll kindly click on this link, remove yer hat, and stand for this one?

http://www.lsjunction.com/song.htm

PM (Texan born and bred)

ok this thread has succesfully gotten me out of the dark. am i the only male texan on these boards?! here is a warning to all single men looking for wives in texas.


Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and dishes.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the
third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load
the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Got to love them Texas girls!!

I'll take a chicken Chuychanga with the tomatillo sauce.

Thanks, TM. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by papermom:
<strong> Excuse me, but would ya'll kindly click on this link, remove yer hat, and stand for this one?

http://www.lsjunction.com/song.htm

PM (Texan born and bred) </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That was wonderful, PM!! Thanks for posting. I betcha those yankees and foreigners didn't remove their cowboy hats, tho! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by dalson:
<strong> He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the
third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye.
Got to love them Texas girls!! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">bwhahahahaaaa! She opened up a can of Texas whoop [censored] on that ole boy!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

That is ONE UGLY SONG!

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Pep <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Pepperband:
<strong> That is ONE UGLY SONG!

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Pep <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">she needs to be killed! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />

im thinking,
wet leather straps, hot texas sun, and a good old fire ant bed. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

ok, y'all can try this one:

Yellow Rose of Texas

http://www.lsjunction.com/midi/yellowr.mid

<small>[ February 21, 2005, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: MelodyLane ]</small>

<img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" /> that was beeeeuteeeful!

Dalson - where the holy what-for have you been dude?

Don't tell me I have to go up north and open a can of whoop [censored] on ya!

You've been missed in I'ville.

ive been in D-ville, dont feel qualified to give advise, if i cant take it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
i still lurke, but im trying to get my shart together.

well it is

Look out, there, Pep! Them's fightin' words!!
PM

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by papermom:
Look out, there, Pep! Them's fightin' words!!
PM </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You don't scare me ... I've raised teenagers ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Pep

You Texans! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I got roots all over Texas! So I can say that!

Ali~

Though this may bring a little tear to the eye of the Texans among us, may Pep take heed: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

The eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the live-long day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them,
At night or early in the morn.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
Till Gabriel blows his horn.

That oughta hold her!
PM

HI PM,

I have a copy of that song by Elvis... makes me swoon, and I'm too young to know what swooning is!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

<small>[ February 21, 2005, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: Drucilla ]</small>