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Yes, cong rat (i late!!!!) tions. More blushy faces.......
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I guess you MUST have had a lovely day, although that wasn't what I had in mind when I gave a previous post that particular title. OK, you've already got DS#1 "So This Is What It Feels Like Without a Condom," DD#2 "Spermicidal Failure," and DS#3 "Rubber Blowout." What's THIS one going to be named? I'd pretend to be surprised, but I saw this coming a mile off! All I can say is, THIS HAD BETTER BE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Now I'm going to take my blood pressure and lie down. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> Actually I'm going to wash dishes and mow the lawn. I'm afraid to take my blood pressure and I don't have time to lie down. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> t&l
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I have no idea how this happened.
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Now seriously Neak, the most wonderful thing (if "thing" can be applied in this case) in the world is a baby. I wish I (er, my wife actually) had a bunch more. We were out today (with our single 4.75 year old child and ran into a family with 5 kids). The Dad said, "Oh, people say kids are a lot of bother, but really they aren't. We just take whatever God gives us." The wife was silent, LOL.
Best wishes to you and yours!
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I have no idea how this happened. That's what I tried to tell your grandma after all of you came along like beads on a string. She suggested I get some classes. Come visit me. I'll teach you. I thought I already had, but apparently not. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> t&l
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Your facts were not quite accurate. DS #1 was "So This Is What It Feels Like With Nothing At All", DD #2 was "Wow, You Really Can Get Pregnant Without Having Actual Intercourse", and DS #3 was "No, Dear, You Can't Wait Until I Fall Asleep And Take Advantage of Me Again Without Inserting Another Prophylactic Device Without Me Getting...Well, You Know" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
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March 29 is a grand day for a birthday. Congrats NEAKIE!!!!!! and you too grandma. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
I love, love, love babies
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me: FWW/BS 52 H: FWH/BS 49
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Thanks, FF. Mom's hospital ladies said my date is April 9, but both online pregnancy calculators said April 7. It doesn't matter; I have every intention of popping that kid out well before that! DS8 was born March 21..
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If it's a boy (of which you already have several), and it's born on my birthday, can I have 'im?
I'm just asking.
Prolly I'll be D'd by then and he'll be all mine
<insert handcuffed "smiley" here>
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Congratulations Neak!!!
How many grandchildren will this give t&l?
Once she picks herself up off the floor, tell her she still owes us info about types of ideal vacations she would like to take....thinking about this might lower her blood pressure!!
"The actions you speak are louder than your words!"
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"Miracles are seen in light."
From "A Course In Miracles".
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Ooooh, speaking for myself, I would love to, though I pretty much shot my trip wad with the journey to St. Louis. (Please tell me that 'shot my wad' only refers to spit balls, and not something obcene. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />) <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Well, now you know! t&l
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Uh, Mom, have you taken your blood pressure medication already? Yes, they gave me my FIRST ever dose in the emergency room this morning, but I'm not supposed to take the 2nd dose until tomorrow? I wondered why you were asking... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> Let's not give it a chance to kick in before it's tested, OK? Oh, right, you already did that! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> t&l
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When I talked about still working when I'm 90, [color:"red"] [/color] I WAS JUST JOKING [color:"red"] [/color]. Quit being such a literalist. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> OK, Neak, a question for you. No hints. You must rely solely on your life experience to come up with the correct answer. By the time I get over to your house, I expect you to have come up with it (20 minutes, in case anybody's curious). Here it is. I told your dad you're pregnant. What did he say? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> t&l P. S. Sorry if I told him out of turn and you wanted to tell him yourself. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Excuse me, I was momentarily overcome by mirth. I'm leaving now.
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Let me guess....he didn't say anyting?
Oh, and something I've been meaning to ask you.....
Are there certain months that you have more babies delivered, than other months?
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"The actions you speak are louder than your words!"
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"Miracles are seen in light."
From "A Course In Miracles".
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Mom says they always have a baby boom 9 months from when the TV season ends and all the reruns come on.
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AJ thinks he said, "Didn't she learn to $w@ll0w yet?"
Hmmmm. My guesses.
"I knew this was going to happen." ???
"I saw that one already."
"Didn't learn anything from the first 3, eh?"
Am I getting warmer?
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Um....
"Doesn't she know yet what causes this?"
"I hope it's not another [DS4]!!!!!"
"Is he getting a vastectomy this time?"
"Time for a bigger car..."
"I knew this was going to happen - she told me she packed her maternity clothes."
Are any of these right?
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Identity Jack: CSue, you are my honorary official oldest daughter from now on. I'm ditching the doofus. The correct answer to any questions like that involving her father is today, as it has been for years and years and years--"And the tar baby said nothing." So, as Neak said, you apparently know her father better than she does! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Actually, we're lucky when the tar baby IS silent, since on the rare occasions he talks somebody's gonna get it! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> AJ, no swallowing jokes. I'm already queasy. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> t&l
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August is generally a busy month. That would make November conception month. Oh, so THAT's what everybody's thankful for! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> I have to check. I generally don't keep track, but I know there's one more month in the spring that is busier than usual. I'll let you know when I get back to work and can ask somebody who pays more attention.
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"Is he getting a vastectomy this time?" A VASTectomy? Isn't that sort of boasting kind of prideful and unbecoming? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> I thought I taught you not to brag. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> t&l
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