The mother's secret. I see you know it too! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

She's the one who taught ME how to perform those very tasks...and you know how good I've become at it. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

t&l

Yeah, and how come I didn't get to live in one of those cultures, either?! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> And for all they say about fat women being more beautiful and desireable, you'll notice in the pictures below that it's still not what they trot out for tourist consumption, is it?


Find the Fat Hula Dancer


Good Thing They Didn't Slip


Girls, I don't actually think it's necessary, nor that you'd worry too much about the frightful possibility, but just so you know without a doubt, let me assure you that your dad was not one of the tourists up there dancing the hula with the performers.

Don't you feel better now? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

t&l

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> I didn't catch that little piece of impertinence until the 2nd read-through. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

Hm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mph. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

Well, Neaksis, you've got to give your sister credit--she's an equal opportunity offender, mocking, to everybody, about her obese mother and fungus-infested sister! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Somebody's gonna get some coal her stocking this Christmas, I'm afraid. Maybe she can use it for fuel in Montana, if she gets enough...as is looking more and more likely. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

t&l

We're all <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> with you, too, AW, except for that one part where you made us all turn beet red and <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />. I was never so surprised at anything as I was when I logged on and saw his post looking for you! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Glad you had a nice day. We'll see you when you return to earth orbit, OK? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

t&l

Well, I got busted sitting up at the computer at 1AM when your dad got up to pee. He probably thinks I've got some secret, sneaky thing going now <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />, although I tried to explain that since I was in bed by 5:45PM, my sleeping pill ran out at 12:30, so I took a Soma and was just waiting for it to kick in for the rest of the night. I have GOT to get a new blood pressure medicine. I can't stand all this wakeful restlessnes. However, I can feel myself getting drowsy, and it's cold, so that's a good combo to take back under the covers and try to snooze until morning.

By the way, whatever happened to that CSue, anyway? Is she trying to have a life without us? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Happy Thanksgiving to CSue, SS, cc46, AD, to regulars like AW, Believer, FF, Gell, and to all the other lurkers, and random posters on this thread. Did I miss anybody? I'm drugged and may not have thought of everybody. Quit pouting Neak and Neaksis. I saw you in person. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

t&l

You're very kind to say so, and in the process, to give me an answer to something that's been troubling me a lot lately. I never could figure out where that little trail of sand was coming from, although I left one behind me wherever I went. And at night when I lay down, the sheets always felt so rough, and, well, gritty. But now I understand... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Well, you said I could crack a joke, and luckily for me, there was one handy just begging to be cracked. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Hope your family's Thanksgiving was great, too.

t&l

I'm back!!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

We don't have Thanksgiving here, but since I thank God everyday, thank you all foryour Thanksgiving wishes.

Spent two beautiful days touring the beaches! Couldn't have asked for better weather. Perfect. My sister and I visited our brother, sil and niece who is very cute.We visited a couple of museums and did some shopping.

Today an aunt died. She was 85 and has been slowly dying for several months.
Next week I'm travelling for work.

Life goes on, it's busy. it's good. I'm thankful.

I can see you all had great holidays. And Aussie dropping in was the icing on the cake!

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

hi cc, t&l & neak, neaksis, AJ, and ff & B & sorry if I forgot anyyone!!!

Glad you had a great Thanksgiving of one kind or another.

Morning all. Yikes, it rained here last night. How did that happen? I didn't hear anything about it. But I'm happy because now I don't have to water everything today. Saturday mornings I always do housework, and watering.

AW - Tell us more about Aussie. How is he doing? And how is the new mom whose husband left?

B, you got rain? We didn't get any! {pouting}

Yep FF, rain. It fell during the night - just like I like it. It is sunny again now, but everything got watered.

You doing your housework this morning?

Hi B

well S is ok but she is a bit stunned and very very angry. Its not that she did not realise he would go in the near future but they way they did it. Makes my blood boil it really does.
She is just 21, new H, new baby, new home, just moved from the east to set up house.

They were swimming in their pool at around 11.00pm at night, baby just got to sleep, so they had a few moments all to themselves. I think we can all remember how you grab those times especially on a nice warm summer night.
So his mobile rings, he doesn't ans it, the house phone rings. ditto ..mobile again so hes worried the baby will wake..he ans the phone and finds out he's flying out in 6 hours!!!

So she has just a few hours to say goodbye, get her head around being alone in a strange city with a new baby, knows no one.. I could really give the Army a few well chosen words but whats the use!!! She actually told a newspaper reporter so shes not the Army's fav spouse right now ...I think we'll get along well!! lol

So DD & I will be close contact. have her over a few nights for tea, introduce her to the younger wives, take her through the family support groups and services.
Poor little kid had a good long cry told her Aussie would look after her H if anyone can. She may end up back east with his or her parents but she is not sure yet.

DD is over there right now in fact talking 'babies' & men
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> with a few of the younger ones. dont think DD will be home now ,,they were drinking some chardy at 10.30pm so I dont think shes driving - she is very good that way no DUI for her. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


Now Mikeys photo with Santa ...he's a chubby fella now..stopped losing weight which is good..

Mikey with Santa

Not sure what Mikey thought of Santa..he was not too impressed and did not like mum letting go of him at all ...lol he's so big its unbelievable <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

AW, that Mikey is so unbelievably cute!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Thanks for making my day.

B, I did some housework yesterday and more on the agenda today. I think I may try to clear off the mantle to prepare for Christmas decorations. Don't feel like going down to the basement to dig out the stuff. That can wait for WH to come home to do. I got a good does of what my life will soon be like this weekend. It was mainly just yDS and I all weekend. Even the dog looks lonely <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

hugs [[[[[[[ff]]]]]]

AW - Mikey is a little darlin. The only pictures I have with my kids and Santa, they were crying. Same with my pictures of them on a pony - crying.

B

I thought he was going to as well...he didn't like Santa much at all!!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

AW, with those eyes and nose that boy could be one of MY kids, LOL

I keep going back and looking at the pic. Did you send it to Jelly?

oops fell asleep. Putting little Lisa to bed & Mikey is wearing me down! lol

nope will have to send it to Jelly
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

she likes photos of 'her' kids lol


love all

going to bed

Wonder when she's gonna tell us the story - T&L that is.