you been peeking is Oz bedrooms young woman?????? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
hows the team this fine evening... its kinda night where I am about 7 pm or thereabouts. maybe after. Few clouds no snow which is something I like.
but a bit cool 5 Deg now..... that would cool anyones arder well mine for sure <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
AW is sound asleep after setting up our DD's birthday for tomorrow .... can you believe she is bloody 19 years old!!!
damn wish I was there for her.
My brothers birthday today. I finally got a call through about 3 hrs ago & found out hes broken his collarbone again.
Poor [email]b@stard[/email] second time in a few months ...well I keep telling him not to come home with lipstick on his collar as his lovely wife wouldnt like it <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Here's the scenario: On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere,
the following people are stranded, each on their own little island:
1. Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
2. Two French men and one French woman.
3. Two German men and one German woman.
4. Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
5. Two English men and one English woman.
6. Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
7. Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
8. Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.
9. Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
10. Two American men and one American woman.
11. One Australian man and two Australian women.
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
1. One Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
2. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage a trios.
3. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
4. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other, and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
5. The two English men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
6. The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and died swimming to the English Island.
7. The two Japanese men faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
8. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
9. The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery.
They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a couple of liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
10. The two American men are contemplating suicide.
The America woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body,
the true nature of feminism,
what the sun is doing to her skin and hair,
how she can do anything they can do,
the necessity of fulfillment,
the equal division of household chores,
how sand and palm trees make her look fat,
how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do,
and how her relationship with her mother is the cause of her problems,
and why didn't they bring a cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued so she can get her nails done and go shopping.
11. The two Australian women have settled into a practical arrangement between themeselves and the Aussie bloke because there's not much they can do about it.
In fact they find the one night on one night off quite useful allowing them to watch their soapies to their hearts content, they both get to nag the bloke for not taking
the rubbish out, not cleaning up after himself, not getting home from the Irish pub at a reasonable hour, and while they are on the subject he's spending too much
time with the Irish and Pommie blokes upsetting the French & that was a real dirty trick setting up one of the Yanks with the Bulgarian woman, that it was NOT funny to
tell the Japanese that WW3 was on and they could raid the Chinese to get free take away for him at 3.00an in the morning and he should be ashamed of himself and while not
expecting him to be a legendary lover it would be nice if he could actually REMEMBER their names as neither of them are 'hey you' and would he damn well STOP drinking that beer & grunting agreement just because the cricket is on telly right now and pretending he was listening!!!!
hey THAT sounds familiar .....I wonder wher that happens? Must be my brothers house. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
