A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives . . . "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

Neaksis, call Laura J ASAP. AJ answered most of her questions about the burning topic of abuse, but she wanted to talk to you.

I've got to get offline so she can use the phone, but what on earth happened new there? I thought all the molestation stuff happened a long time ago, and had been pretty much talked out. This new worrying is worrisome.

t&l

Don't know too much, just that it was a family member of hers that was having the problem - niece? Cousin? Not her immediate family, fortunately.

Whew! I thought weird Uncle was finally out of the closet, so to speak, with some of the little ones.

How odd to think, that of all you kids, Neaksis turns out to be the big sexual molestation expert, with her public speeches and personal advice and counselling. Never would've pegged her for THAT fate when she was a shy young mouse. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

t&l

It does crack me up to hear all those matter-of-fact discussions of BJ's, manual stim, and lots more, issuing from her virginal ruby-red lips.

The fuschia, burgundy, or puce skin color of her blushes are always good for a few laughs too. Give her credit, though, this is a tough topic for a virginal girl to talk about, and then to get to talk about it to so many people besides! Of both genders! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> It blows my mind to see her able to do something nobody ever would've expected of her--that little 4-year old girl who hoped Jesus came before she got old enough to have one of those male things "put up there"--"because either Jesus comes first or it's suicide for me"...has come a long way. Biomom and Biodad deserve such a round of applause and thanks for allowing their children's perversions to envelop and take over Neaksis' life. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

t&l

well I asked travelling soldier to keep his eye out for a young nice christian US soldier for neaksis.. someone rotating out of course!!

No probs mum says TS - mum hehhe rotflmao he's nice - but I have one qustion..?? yes dear?? what's a christian????

I THINK he was being a smartarse ..I hope!! heathen barbarian & cheeky!!

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Well I'm stll trying to put the tatters of my life back tonight after listening to the Minister of Defence say the SAS are likely to stay in Afghanistan to Nov 2007

Some SAS may come home at the end of 2006 for the APEC meeting and then return to Afghanistan ...what fun.

sigh ....... whats the use!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

I think I'll go suck my thumb like Mikey

Mom-

I don't think this is going to work out. Finley still seems to perceive her as a threat.

Every time she gets near me Finley selflessly throws himself between us to save me.

Neaksis

Sounds like a jealous dog there neaksis ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

Neaksis with Finley is like the young mother of one who thinks, "You know, I need to have another baby so this kid will have somebody to play with." <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> And look what happened to ME when I started thinking that way! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> She's going to be running a kennel before she knows it, if she doesn't watch out.

That idiot Finley's hackles stood up so high last night when I first walked in with the puppy, that he looked like a bear. Sometimes it's hard being dethroned...<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Off to the medical malpractice homestudy course. Whee. That would be avoiding medical malpractice, not how-to! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

t&l

And just how did this thread get so far down the list so quickly?

I know I was slacking today. And now that the kiddies are settled and I have some time, I'm too tired and have to go to bed.

Mr. Computer and the Princess had a busy day of rebellion and bad attitudes, and the Dervish was even busier. He packed his time with spitting, kicking, hitting, and calling his caregivers (Neaksis & me) [censored] and meanies, plus lots of screaming in his spare time. I hated to make him take a nap, but he was so evil I finally decided it couldn't be any worse to have him stay up at bedtime than to stay up in the afternoon. I made him sit on my lap, and sit, and sit, and sit, until he finally nodded off. That gave me at least a half an hour of peace to rest up for the second half of the day.

I only have two more Cipro to take and then I am done. And only five or six more days of pelvic rest. There is still some edema in my legs, but overall I feel so much better, more energy, perkier, that I wonder how much impact the infection has had on my last 2+ months. I'm sure they would have been bad enough regardless, but a deep infection wouldn't exactly have been helpful.

Well, I think I'll go have one more serving of salad, then off to bed. I waited to have supper until Dervish was asleep and I could eat peaceably (sp?) so now it's bedtime & I'm just getting to supper. Dervishes are high-maintenance, but I have heard they make nice pets once they are finished with obedience training.

The joke thread reminded me of the joke Neaksis' oldest told yesterday while we were on our way to the Ice Cream Emporium.

Three women got in this shipwreck, and got stuck on an island. Nobody came to rescue them, so they decided to swim for it. One woman swam away, and she got, like, a mile from shore, and then she drowned. The next one swam away, and she got, like, 300 yards, no, 30 feet from shore, and then she drowned. The third woman decided to swim for it, and she made it to the other shore. She looked around for the others, but they, like, weren't there. So she said, Maybe they went back to the island, so she swam back there again. Ahhhhhahahhaahhahahahaha!

Gotta love kid humor. Maybe Neaksis will come on and tell some of our favorite knock-knock jokes. The most famous is, Knock knock. Who's there? Awtch. Awtch who? Gesundheit! (Ok, so I made that one up, but it's their favorite. The best ones are the ones they made up themselves. I cannot hope to compete.)

The Dervish comes up with some great ones. Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Me who? Me Dervish, hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Allrighty then.

I'm not going to be around much today, cause I'm getting ready to go to some business dinner with AJ. Don't know too much about it, except it sounds kinda fancy, and there won't be any kids. That means I'm going to have to talk grownup talk for at least a couple of hours. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I'd better start brushing up on politics and the news. "So what do you think of Carter's policies?" Well, even I am not that far behind.

Neaksweetie!!!

It's almost 10AM and I just got home from work after 51 miles through gray soup. I am SO tired. Could you try the loan people again, please? I'm starting to get a bad feeling about them dragging this out this way and wonder at their motives. They're using up our probationary time from the county, spinning their (and our) wheels while doing nothing, and it's making me nervous. I don't want to come up to the end still waiting for them, only to have the county serve an eviction notice, and then have the loan company turn around and say, "No." Does that sound paranoid? Well, can you blame me? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Muchas gracias, mija.

t&l

Not really a kid joke, but somebody from work sent this to me and it make me laugh out loud...possibly with sympathy from one incipient oldster to another. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


It was entertainment night at the senior center, and the Amazing Claude
was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike
most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a
trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want each and every one of you to keep your eyes on this antique
watch.

It's a very special watch.

It's been in my family for four generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ... "

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until, suddenly, --- it slipped from the hypnotist's
fingers, and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.


"Aw, C**P!!" said Claude the Hypnotist ...


It took three weeks to clean up the senior center.



t&l

Mom, I tried to call first. Natalie said she tried to call yesterday, though I never heard it ring. They turned it down. She said she is very sorry, tried her best, and took it all the way up the chain.

Before we totally panic, I really think our best option under the circumstances is to go the sell Neaksis' house/move to MT option. That will cover everything for now.

It is too bad, because AJ just yesterday got a full-time job offer from Valley. But the sheriff & his brother's boss both want him in MT, too, so he has options everywhere.

Once you get over the shock, I hope you can see that this will work out one way or the other.

you will be in my prayers. I am sorry you are struggling so.

AJ wants to go to MT. Neaksis & I have spent the morning figuring out how to make it so. It'll be a spot of work, but things will turn out fine.

So Mom, don't stress, just enjoy the ride. Maybe just don't stress.

I know you don't want me to go so far, but it'll be fine, and either you'll be along soon or we'll meet in the middle. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Just not too close to Yellowstone.