Did Neak come up for air yet?

Of course she did. It's not like he's Thunder the Wonder Horse, after all! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> She went to church yesterday, and seemed to be concentrating on the service in all the right parts! I'm on the phone with her at the moment, and she claims she's been busy cleaning house. Thunder the Wonder Horse is sick right now, which is probably why she's got time to do housework. For some odd reason, he came down with a headache and a fever this morning. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Can't imagine why... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

t&l

I have to jump in here...You gals are sooo darned funny...
I have had tears in my eyes reading all the posts today from beginning to now...
As a fellow nurse I am sure I could add some fun stuff...'
I deal with the other end of the lifespan...

justempty - Be careful what you say, girl. I'm at the other end of the lifespan.

LOL Believer....
So as we joke about...do you have gray hair, glasses, wrinkly bottom, and a walker??
That is how we describe someone when a new employee is looking to give meds, etc. to a resident...
JE

Yeah! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> What she said. We're post-menopausal, and AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

t&l

Hey, hey - you're not too far off.

thndrnlitng,
Does a hysterectomy (total) put me in your club?
Mine just came on full force and like a raging bull....
JE

Actually I LOVE being post menopausal. Just think, I could boink all day long, and not worry about pregnancy. If only I had someone to boink.

Believer,
I would say something synical and sarcastic, but I will hold my darn tongue.
Plus you still have the lovely STD's to deal with when you are boinkin'
Toys are much safer..
JE

Hysterectomies are not required. Otherwise SS, AD, and the other random male posters would be in a LOT of trouble. I'd like to see someone try a hysterectomy on Lemonman, for instance. Betcha they'd get something of THEIRS ectomied in the process!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Being wacked out, either slightly or completely, is a real asset, however. On the plus side, if you're not when you start here, you will be before very long... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

I'm going to Neak's house to watch America's Funniest Home Videos. I need a good laugh. Several, in fact. I'm sure the sick one will get all the tender consideration and sincere respect to which he is due, while we're all visiting. Sympathy, too. He can expect a LOT of that! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

t&l

Just Empty, we love cynical here. Don't hold yourself back.

But it is kind of funny. I never fooled around before I was married. I married my first husband, and two months later, he was shipped to Vietnam. He was there almost 3 years before he was killed.

After 10 years, I married again. Had my dear boys with this guy. Always worrying about birth contol. Then he cheated, we split up, and he died.

Next, I married WH. He had ED problems, and after 10 years, (and some viagra) he took off with OW.

So here I am, past all the worrying about babies, and NOW, there is no one to do it with.

Poor Believer. Apparently we do irony pretty well, too! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

So, Believer, what do you think of those houses? I could go for a commune in one of those babies! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

t&l

Hey are were you married to my WH???
He had ED also...well with me at least...guess not with her..
I dated a guy, boinked him, and then he broke up with me. A year later I find out he is gay!! I have that kinda effect on guys I guys...gay or break them...
Even break the toys...LOL
And darn it at 35.....isnt that my PEAK?

T&L - I'm soooo ready to move - ANYWHERE!!!!!

JustEmpty - My WH had ED with the OW too. I know, because he gets his Viagra through my insurance. But it make me kind of mad, because I put up with it for the last 6 years of our marriage (decided it was not THAT important). Then I finally talked him into seeing his doc about it.

The Viagra worked fine, and I think it was during his first two weeks of using it that he took off with OW.

Mine started Viagra about 6 months prior to Dday. But he only used them when we were intimate that I know of. I went and picked them up at the drug store and knew how many there was and when they were getting low. So I was able to know when they needed refilled and knew how often we used them, as I would ask if he was going to use them, which was his cue that I was doing the "mating call" per say..lol <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Aha! That's where I made my mistake. I should have doled them out to him.

I guess I am a real blonde..
I just tripped over my undies after going potty/pulling up pants and whacked my darn head on the toilet..
Yes believer, and slip them in the food or drink tooo.

You belong in Idiotville!!!!!!!

I can't slip them in his drink anymore. He has been living with OW for 3 years.

Guess that should be posted on Idiotville too...
Dang that hurt like heck, go to work tomorrow and explain a bruise on the forhead, and they will put my butt in a bed and become a resident.