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If I don't get to send her home soon, I'm going to shoot myself!
With what?
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BTW, when I said you are nuts, I meant it in the nicest possible way, and I had a big grin when I said it.
JSYN.
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Of course, I knew that. If I thought you'd meant it, I would've so stiffly polite to you that you'd have thought my courtesy had developed rigor mortis. Ask Neak's FWH how polite I can be when my sense of humor is not activated by events around me! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
At least when I shot my patient, she got DRUGS! For myself, I'm thinking more along the lines of Kimmy's Texas cannon.
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P.S. Got a call from an agency today offering me 60 guaranteed hrs./wk. (with 20 of that being overtime) in Long Beach. How far is that from anybody I "know" from around here? I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
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Long beach is near quite a few MB'ers. Some that post on your thread.
NEAR - but traffic being what it is....... you might never see them.
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SEE them? Actually, I was thinking of moving in with one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Paying, of course. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> It's not like I'd actually be around the house much, with that kind of schedule. The bottom line, though, is that I don't really want to quit working here. I've been here almost 15 years and I'm comfortable in this spot, with these people. Talk about a death grip on the status quo. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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You can always sell everything, retire, and live under a freeway bridge. Hard to get high speed internet though. They always want a street address.
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It's all installed, and every thing works. I think I'll go home and go to bed.
I don't know how you do the drive either, mine only takes 5 minutes this time of night. But in traffic, it goes way up. Takes 7 minutes if the streets are busy.
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Hard to get high speed internet though. Wouldn't matter. All I've got is dial-up, anyway. What's slower than that? My pet dinosaur with the clay tablets strapped to its back? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> t&l
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>What's slower than that?
Birthdays and Christmas in that order.
- Kimmy, who likes b-days and Christmas
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DRUGS ???????? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
I could some pain killers right now.
I foolishly went with my wonderful Grand D to pick up AW & Aussie from the wild party at the Fenians
300 drunken soldiers male & female are not a pretty sight. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
While I was there Aussie was hit on 6 times with Aw on his arms!! And one of those women was married that I know of. I will withhold judgement and asume they were just being cheeky and flirty rather than serious - I hope <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
the topless waitresses were also bottomless - I was not really amused. I must be getting old. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> Actually to be fair the waitresses were very nice and one long suffering girl said thank god for the sergeants and wives. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
However in any event they are both very much under the weather - thats a nice way of saying drunk as a lord - and you really dont need to know what they were doing as we drove home <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
Aw is going to be so sick tomorrow <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> I hold no such hope out for Aussie. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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I'm writing the immodium people by the way. I think they are sadistic ba**ards for making their freaking blister packs so dern childproof that an adult who is quite obviously dying a painful and disgusting death cannot possbily open them. I'm going to tell them that they are sadistic rat ba**ards....
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Give 'em an immodium box and see if they can get the tabs out....that's a way to make them pay for their play....
Poor AW....I hate being slung under...
(never could understand the term hung over...slung under is much more apt...like, I drank so much I feel like I was slung under a bus)
- Kimmy
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Ditto dear on the 'childproof' pill bottles. the only 'child' they stop getting into the bottle are those who need it.!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
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I think it means being hung over a horse on the saddle and taken home. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Despite what some may think NO I did not have horses to ride on in 'my day' - Aussie I'm going to smack you <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
smartarse <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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>Despite what some may think NO I did not have horses to ride on in 'my day'
That's okay, hon. I did. I used to skip school to go riding....did I just tell a MOTHER that?
Tell Aussie I'm giggling and whispering to him that it's better to be a smartarse than a dumb one.
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I dont think he'd hear anything Kimbers. From what I saw he was skulling beer - well Guinness anyway - with whiskey chasers. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
He's going to be so nice in the morning <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
All those little Leprechaun's hammering away -- I think I'll cook him bacon & eggs for breakfast, yes nice fatty rashes of bacon with gooy eggs <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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If my tum wasn't upset, I'd say I'll be right over.
You know, vacuuming is always a nice way to tell someone you love them....LOL!
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WHAT!!!! 10 hours and no posts.....we were halfway down the second page.
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hi all!
I don't feel too well, 8 glasses of wine over about 5 hours...... how pathetic <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
my body doesn't like alcohol any more, or maybe its just that I haven't had too much in the last few years. I even ate well too. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Mum is walking around with a I told you so smile on her face <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
someone shoot me <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />
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Kimmy's got a cannon. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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