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Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? Now, think about it...... Ready? ARE YOU SURE??? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Answer: 10 little piggies <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> 2 calves, <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> 1 [censored], <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> and an unknown number of hares. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Now I bet you didn't know that!
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hiya JET!! lol liked the joke. tl I know how neak must feel , I seem to ... ah .. expand all over when P. I mean ALL over .... its like having a shopping trolley front & rear only without the wheels ..I hope Neak doesn't have to spend like the next 2 years losing it all as well. ok 4 years MUM shush up! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> just can't resist can she? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> well back to, oh! oh! I finished the soak wells, digging through that @#&%$$#@@ clay was NOT fun. Now onto the back channel with tape measure and cutting wheels and tec screws and rivet guns ..... fun stuff!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Wheres my phone call, thats what I want to know!! He is overdue and probably forgotten he was supposed to ring us on Friday night. I mean its not like he has to pay STD charges is it? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> I'm going to use his power tools just for that .. lol <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Life may feel as if you are constantly getting kicked on a daily basis, living is about picking yourself up each day and going on and on and on regardless.
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Go! Use his tools! The power ones! That's what he gets for not calling! For not being there! If he were home you could use his tool - he could use his tool.....uh, I just better quit and go to bed......
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UH OH! I'm in big trouble....doing songs for church on Sunday. Power point presentation. The contrast of the projected white background w/ black notes and words bothers my eyes. I'm going to reformat the slides so that it is just ever so slightly gray background. See if that improves it.
After I do all this work, it better look better.
If not, I've lost hours doing useless work.
Hours.
There are 98 slides in the presentation.
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Thanks to the widespread distribution of camera phones, hardly a kid can have A Bad Day any more without it being recorded for posterity, shown to mocking family and friends, and posted on the internet for all to see. Guess life on the truck isn't all fun and games.
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
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Has someone had an "incident"? Someone we know?
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I'm warning you right now that I'm confiscating all your cell phones on the spot, the instant somebody turns on their cameras around me. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> Having said that, however, his pictures were pretty doggone funny! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Won't he be excited to find out that he's famous? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> t&l P.S. Believer, which works better for you---mid-October or mid-November? I think mid-November is better for me, since it gives me more time to save money, but mid-October would work too. I think...
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This is NOT fair........something is going on and we are only half informed! At least I am only half-informed.
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A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
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Well, it didn't look like he did anything regretable. What was the 'bad' thing? What made it a bad day?
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T&L - Towards the end of November, I'm planning to go to Mexico again, I think. I'm the Godmother to a baby who will be born then. I can hardly wait.
October is still warm here to go to the beach. November is cold. But it is up to you.
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Took my mother to the Tomato Festival today. Met a woman who teaches Hooping lessons.....as in hula hoop. Her custom wrapped hoops start at $25 and the size and weight of the hoop you need depend on your size.
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Mr. C says he was merely sleepy and not upset..... *raised eyebrow emoticon*
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
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Ha, I say. Double Ha. Mr. Computer has been known at times to raise pouting and whining to an art form. During these "charming" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> life moments, one of his least favorite responses is to be laughed at, and having his picture taken so that the folks at home can laugh at him long-distance was bound to pinch. Yes-s-s-s-s!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> In case nobody's ever noticed, I am so not a blindly-doting grandmother. Grandma don't put up with no crapsie-wapsie! Ever. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> Don't even think it. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> t&l
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Well, Gell darling, if you see this I just wanted you to know that my patient tonight shares a name with you, and I have absolutely, positively been able to refrain from telling her that her name "is French for 'that stupid dog.'" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
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I'm having one of those "charming" life moments right now <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> no phone call, no contact but on the bright side I have been hitting the punching bag very well since Friday <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> well all I can say is he had better be in some minor trouble , not too much mind, just a bit, like a flat tyre on the way back to the rest area or something. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> Oops better watch it, TL might ground me <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> or mum may just nag me <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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I have to just give you this quote ... from an interview this weekend with our Defence Minister, the same bloke who is trying to get 15 yr olds to sign up in trade jobs 'as a start'!! I always think that the ADF offers a world a delicious employment opportunities for a whole range of people. We're encouraging young people, even people looking for a second career, ............... I bet 'someones' kids never get even NEAR a recruiting office!! bah humbug!! I'm just a cynic I guess <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> awsmum
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Sounds like AW needs to put the DM's face on that old punching bag.
Hope that man is back in touch soon!
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My 13yo son had a pouting attack in Target today. And he could get a job as a professional scowler. So, he was standing by our cart and scowling. I looked at him and did the best I could to match his expression. It was funny. He stood there scowling until it looked like he nearly laughed - then I burst out laughing.
I bet he could teach Mr C a thing or two.
Scowl
Whine
Pout
Mutter
He has all the tricks down to a science.
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GACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep those two away from each other. They might compare notes...and refine their techniques! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Plus, tell your scowler it could be worse. He could have his picture taken on someone's cell phone and posted on the internet, for international exposure and amusement! Why limit himself to the chance passerby at Target? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> t&l
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