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Nah, TA is not that good a writer. Coach is a d*mn fine writer, one of the best on these boards. which is one of the reasons I suspect ovaries are at work instead of .... yu know <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> You can tell, because the "point of view gun" from Hitchiker's guide would never have worked on him/her/it. -ol' 2long
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This tweaked me. One time Coach said: I'm thinking of doing so foggy groggy back atcha nonsense tonight...maybe I'll have something amusing to report.
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Hey wait one minute. I ain't Dashiel Hammett but I believe that I can spin a yarn. And looking down momentarily, I do believe that I qualify as a huevos owner
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Poodles are snake food, anyway. Say WHAT????? They are not! I used to have a fluffy little poodle name Fifi. Shame on YOU 2, 2long.
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but I really think "coach" might be a woman! Then who's the goofy-looking guy in the picture? Oh man... scratch that question... If he is a woman, why didn't he pick a better lookin' picture to use as his picture? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Susan
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Hey wait one minute. I ain't Dashiel Hammett but I believe that I can spin a yarn. And looking down momentarily, I do believe that I qualify as a huevos owner yeah ... but what's a SHRUG? LOL
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Poodles are snake food, anyway. Say WHAT????? They are not! I used to have a fluffy little poodle name Fifi. Shame on YOU 2, 2long. I have TWO, right under my feet right this second!
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sheeesh, a poodle is no better than a CAT! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> That ain't a real pet!
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weaver: Yeah? Well, I used 2 work at a pet shop that had snakes! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> ...but I never fed them poodles... They're not really snake food, they're bushes! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> -ol' 2long
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OK
I conceed Cy and Coach don't have ovaries
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Aren't they cute Susan? Well I guess we digress though. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Where the hayul is Mel? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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I'm with Lemonman: What the hell is a shrug??? Well, it isn't as if he's trying to hide his identity by giving his workplace (if real)and other info on ICQ. It doesn't exactly say he was looking for women. I think he's real. I think he works for the Trib. I think his name is really Barry. Just like the dog is really Jakob. (Poor poodle!) How do you know that this is not a story assignment and this will all be in tomorrow's paper? Trust me, pep. This isn't a story assignment. If it were, and if it ran, they'd get letters from here to kingdom come about abusing the already abused. Making fun of the wounded and crippled won't count as a story in any self-respecting newspaper (though I suppose there are many who aren't). Our beloved coach smells like a wannabe. Though he says he likes "literature" on the other site, there's not much evidence of it in his posts. It's all the stuff of "Dallas"-type schlock fiction -- which is what made it believable, frankly. If it sounded like "Madame Bovary" or "Resurrection," it would sound phony. The point is, our lives are filled with cheesey things. I'm real, and who'd believe my story? Who'd believe Danigirl's story? There's lots of weird stories on here, with sordid soap opera stuff. His was just wilder than most.
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Hey....me too!
I thought it strange that he used that phrase cause that was right in the middle of pepperband's mission.
I thought he was testing the board to see if anyone would call him on it.
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WE are ALL so STUPID
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LOOK at the title of the thread
"oh what a tangled web"
we are the bugs ... all of us
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Sniff, Ok Pep, I accept your apology
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That's it Mel -
You and me, out back sister!
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ok, here's a shrug, ya silly hicks! shrugMel<---acting like she knows what the hale a "shrug" is! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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That's it Mel -
You and me, out back sister! hey, don't blame me cuz a poodle isn't a REAL PET!! I mean, these silly dogs let people paint their nails!! That is not a REAL DOG! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
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What I don't get is why come here for entertainment?
The other, cheesy boards are far more entertaining than this one.
And yes, it does say right at the top that he's male looking for female for dating. EOS (end of story).
I didn't look, but how long has he been on ICQ (or can you find that out)?
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