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"Dag" - daft bugger....literal meaning is the dry bits of poo stuck to a sheep's bum!!!! LOL <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Water slide a great hit!! Do you use a bit of washing up liquid to make the kiddies skid faster????
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Do you use a bit of washing up liquid to make the kiddies skid faster???? Tried it once, nearly killed the lawn ! They go fast enough ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Well Bob you did pretty good for a ol bloke ..heheheh - u'can come visit anytime Ambo - No idea ! Short foe 'Amber Nectar ?' LOL ! - nope ambulance Apples - er...fruit ? We have a saying 'right as apples', does it mean 'OK' ? yeah very close but more like she'll be apples. Bail again here in the midlands it mean sto 'bugger off early' same for you ? yeah about the same except more in context of I think I'll bail the missus is waiting for me. Barney - A Barney is a row here. yep samo Berk - Pillock, idiot, nobhead here yep samo Blue - Not a clue !!!!! a big fight ..had a blue with the missus Cactus - Not a bleedin' clue ! - hes stuffed had it eg jack's Cactus mate Captain Cook Rhy,ing slang for 'fook' ? close ... go have a look Cossie - here 'costume' as in 'swimming cossie'.yep Dag - no idea !! low level idiot and as StrongFoundation says - daft bugger....literal meaning is the dry bits of poo stuck to a sheep's bum!!!! Grundies - Undercrackers ! Learned this from Squids cousin in the spring ! yep Heave - Puke ? yep Servo - Nope. Crap at this aren;t I ? No pretty good really A Yank tanker as in army tank..of course we have rude ones but then so do they ..lol Wombat - idiot ? no idea ! you'll love this one it used to be me ,,-long time ago .. male who eats roots shoots & leaves ...lol see now ya set for Oz Bob .... heh heh <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Wah Aussie ! Thats funny !
I'll work on some local slang when I get a mo' and post it up for you !
* Evening Euro-builders !!
I hope you all had a great fathers day ! Mine was very vry nice after an unpromising start !
We went out to a 'surprise' FD dinner last night - the temp was 35 degrees and it hailed the size of pebbles at the same time !!!
Very nice though. My baby told me she ADORES me. * sigh *
I'm still floating !
SOME days just SOME days this fight has been SO worth it !
Off to sit in the garden and do a crossword !
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b0b,
What a great day for you. I'm glad the contest didn't ruin it for you.
Weather was bizzare yesterday, wasn't it? The highlight of my Father's day was standing outside with the girls yesterday evening watching the flooding and the 'river' that used to be our street!
All sorts floating by - probably best not to mention!
Got it all on video. Maybe I will play it to WH next year.
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DD13, DD6
Married 14th August 1993
D/Day 2nd April 05
Noddy left us 3rd April 05, lives with OW (Omelette) 28
Divorce final 6th July '06.
Time wounds all heels... - Groucho Marx
...except when it doesn't. - Graycloud
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I just have to butt in and say...
English, Irish and especially Scottish accents make my heart palpitate! hubba hubba!!! I've tried to get my hubby to learn a Scottish accent but it just isn't working out.
Oh man, and don't get my started on kilts - hubba hubba HUBBA!!
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Wow alph ! I saw that flooding on the TV ! I hope you're OK ? * Hey Chackler ! So...men in pleated skirts do it for you huh ? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> You wouldn;t like my accent I guarantee it ! Imagine Ozzy Osbourne without forty years of hard drugs !! Thats me !
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Fine thanks, b0b.
It wasn't as bad here as it was in Yorkshire. Just exciting!
And we had a few leaks - nothing too bad, though.
Girls thought it was great - whilst I ran around putting pans under drips!
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D/Day 2nd April 05
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Oh man, and don't get my started on kilts - hubba hubba HUBBA!! Guess you're a fan of Braveheart then? Alph.
Me, BS 37
Him, WXH (Noddy) 40
DD13, DD6
Married 14th August 1993
D/Day 2nd April 05
Noddy left us 3rd April 05, lives with OW (Omelette) 28
Divorce final 6th July '06.
Time wounds all heels... - Groucho Marx
...except when it doesn't. - Graycloud
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Hello all, Wew such strange weather in the UK ! I wonder if it'll pass here in Belgium today. There is a river not far from my new house :s. My niece was here in the weekend, she lives in Wales. I'll be visiting her in August so be ware my fellow MB-ers <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />. Is your son doing better Bob? Did you visit to the www.sithsense.com website?
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Chackler you made me chuckle! Glad you're ok Alphin...scary weather up your way! We've had hot, hot sunny days with yucky muggy nights down South. Quite windy though. I've surpassed myself today, I just cut the hedges for the first time ever! My husband is currrently in shock at work <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> Sports day later....fun times! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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Dear Chackler, get your H to watch Star Trek (the original)... Scotty isn't really scottish either. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Went to see MIL this morning <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
She's so frail....and she's had a fall and bashed all her eye and head up.
Still trying to make the best of it though, God Almighty Bless her, richly.
Took Squid for a Thai lunch to cheer her up. It was really nice.
Squid really is a lovely lady again now. FUnny, interesting, indulgent and she desires me.
It very attractive when somebody desires you, particularly my wife !!
* nods*
Hows your day , Yerpeens ?
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bOb,
So sorry that your MIL is having such a hard time. Old age is not for wimps! At least she is amiable enough for you to have sympathy for her.
I also have a dear, sweet MIL. She suffers from dementia terribly.
Still my lot is better than one of my very best girlfriends in that area. Her MIL never married, was an OW and bore but one child and that son to a married man. My friend's MIL is a mean, nasty, and bitter woman. She inherited quite a bit of property and allowed my GF and her son to build on it, but technically the house still belongs to her. When the young children of my girlfriend once ate all the white currants from the bushes and GFMIL no longer had that particular fruit to make jelly, she rooted out those bushes, "If I can't have those currants, no one can!". These "fruit robbers" are her own small grandchildren!
Selfish, mean, and nasty people can be avoided, but they eventually will reap the bitter loneliness that they sow. The unrepentent OP is really quite pitiful.
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OW - former friend and D12's x-godmother (Skunkypoo)
OWH - philander, XH's former best friend (still shares skunkypoo with XH)
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LT what a bitter and sad tale !
Nothing could be further removed from my own MIL.
Squids mother was a sixties' teenager and had three children by two different men before she was twenty one.
Squid and her sisters were then dumped at MILs house while MIL and BF went to explore the near east and 'find themslves'.
In their absence FIL & MIL filed for custody AND WON !
They set a legal precedent in UK law - never before had grandparents been granted full adoption of grandchildren while both parents were alive , sane and contesting.
So after raising their OWN family my inlaws cheerfully raised their grandkids as their own.
She is a Madrasi indian catholic. She can be very matter-of-fact and hold a grudge against those who cross her, but I can;t fault the lady.
Her diagnosis with cancer last May was one reason Squid went 'off the rails' last year in both our opinions.
The cancer and several strokes have gotten the better of MIL now, and she is frail and asleep much of the time.
Today she woke when we arrived, greeted me like the prodigal son with kisses and almond thins.
She does not fear deatj, and regrest nothing in her LONG 87 year life.
Her situation is sad, but not TRAGIC. We should be so blessed after such a life.
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she lives in Wales. I'll be visiting her in August
BH we have a holiday home in Wales and its not such a huge place ! If you would like to meet Squid and I let me know and we'll see what we can arrange !
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Scottie isn't Scottish?? What is wrong with this world?!
My hubby use to be an actor in the Renaissance Faire here outside of Los Angeles. He was a Scot and his kilt was a replica of what they wore in the 1500's. Poor thing, imagine marching around all day long in wool, from head to toe, in 90 degree weather. Not my idea of fun.
He looked so good! I should make him wear that again, just for me.
Alphin - Yes, Braveheart is one of my favorites. I mean Mel Gibson is a hottie to begin with and then he's in a kilt? My heart is a flutter!!!
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Mel Gibson is indeed a hottie, and I do appreciate the rough charm of the costumes in Braveheart. Those are kilts for real men!
On the other hand, the kind of kilt that Prince Charles wears when he's poncing around Balmoral (Queen's Scottish Estate, don't you know) is not particularly attractive IMVHO.
Mel - YESSS!
Charles - NOOOO!
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Mel - YESSS!
Charles - NOOOO!
Add to that Mel's faithfulness to his W for many years despite certain temptations and Charles' persistent womanising I'd rather have Mel as heir to the throne than ol' big ears.
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Hey - Mel is good Catholic, isn't he? Perhaps I should write him about the hotbed of adultery in WH's school. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Waddya think? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Alph.
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DD13, DD6
Married 14th August 1993
D/Day 2nd April 05
Noddy left us 3rd April 05, lives with OW (Omelette) 28
Divorce final 6th July '06.
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