Oh my goodness................That is just classic!!!!!!!

-Caren

Hmph... I had no need to post my XH as up for the taking. He did it himself! I found this right about the time I also realized our attempts at recovery weren't working because he was still living with OW, even though he told both MC and me that he wasn't.

I found these ads posted on 3 different boards, and they were posted a couple of years before I found out about the affair. I only found the Yahoo stuff - who knows where else he had gone. I'm guessing this is how he found OW (well, at least the latest one before our divorce - there were several others before that.)

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--- In [email]affairclubofmd@*****.***[/email], XXXXXXX wrote:
Hi, I'm a married guy looking for a good friend.
My wife and I have just grown apart, and I've become
somewhat lonely. I have my guy friends, which is good, but
I miss the affection of a woman. I would prefer
someone else who is also married (although this isn't a
must as long as you don't have a problem hanging with
a married guy). Mainly I'm looking for someone to
talk to, spend a little time with, show some affection
(such as cuddling) on an occasional basis. Also, maybe
we take on an occasional movie, concert, or dinner.
Want someone who is going to be honest and open. It
would also be good if we shared similar interests. I
love music, pretty much anything from the 80's - but
other stuff as well. I love sci-fi television shows,
and I have I somewhat warped sense of humor.

----

and...

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--- In [email]bbwinwashingtondc@*******.***[/email], xxxxxxx wrote:
Hi, I'm a married male looking for a little
something extra, because I'm just not getting what I need
emotionally or sexually at home. You should be a BBW (big
beautiful woman), married (so we will have that in common),
and be between 25 and 40. I'm not out looking for sex
- well, not my main concern, but I do enjoy sex.
Besides, I could never have sex with someone that I don't
care about. Mainly I'm looking for a friend. Someone
to talk to, spend a little time with, show some
affection (such as cuddling). Want someone who is going to
be honest and open. Also, I'm looking for someone
who is very forward and willing to make things
happen. I can be somewhat shy and reserved at first and
things just don't work out well with the same type of
person. If you can make me feel comfortable and secure, I
can promise that you will be well rewarded. Thanks
for looking.

----

Oh, and these were posted at a time during which I had been, for a couple of years, asking him what was wrong, begging him to talk to me, and frequently making advances towards SF which went nowhere. He kept insisting nothing was wrong.

So any of you lucky ladies out there want this winner? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

*sigh*

You know, as a single person in one of the MD suburbs of DC, it's really depressing to read those two ads. I've been dating someone for several months now, and "affairclubofmd" isn't a place I'd ever go looking. Still. It reminds me that something like 1 in 3 personal ads on the Internet is placed by someone who's married.

If I end up available again, I think I'll look elsewhere for companionship. I'm not sure where, since I'm the least social person on the planet, but somewhere.

Hey osxgirl I am with you. I did not save dear ole WH's profile on adultfriendfinders but sure the heck wish I did. Sounds alot like his, except mine actually stated he was looking for a DISCREET relationship...stated he was married, etc.

I think his OW did not honor the discreet thing, she called me!!!

How about we put ours in a garage sale??? Think there will be any bites??

Believe me, JustJ, I know what you mean. I am out on some of the personals boards now, but I've gotten to the point where I don't even respond to about 99% of those who try to contact me. There are some good ones out there, but they are far outnumbered by those looking for a booty call, meal ticket, or both.

Justempty, I really think mine would be one of those leftovers at the end of the garage sale that you just don't know what to do with.

I was thinking more along the lines of a special pickup. What's that, you might ask? Well, in my area, special pickup is for items you wish to throw away that the regular trash collection won't take. You have to pay the county, but then they come and pick up those items from the curb.

Boy, if only it had been that easy!

Ummm, I think I'll pass. Thanks. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

I still have the key and alarm remote to WH's truck on my keyring, and both of our names are on the pink slip. Oh, the temptation!

osxgirl, this is too funny:For those hard to get rid of items. The ones that, if you leave them by the curb, no one will even steal.

This might be OT, but then again, maybe not. I'll have to think about it..

I heard a guy tell how to get rid of a washing machine. He put it on the curb with a sign "Free washing machine". It sat there for 2 weeks. So, he changed the sign to "Washing machine, $100, pay inside". It was gone in the morning.

How to apply that to defective H's ... I don't know.

-AD

We actually have a dump down the road a bit. But you have to pay by the pound. Hubby is 6ft 4 and about 270....
Geez that would be a lot of money...

Probably worth it??? LOL
JE

seems like it should be tax deductible somehow....

defiantely....
must be somehow!!

Years ago I had an old water ski boat I wanted to get rid of. Old but ran pretty good. I figured I'd try to get out at least what I put into it so I advertised it for $500. No takers whatsoever. Not even a nibble for a month.

On a whim I upped the price to what the average want ad was asking for similar boats, $1750. Guy calls the next day and haggles me down to $1250.

He floated away happy, thinking he got a real deal. LOL

Very funny Alph...
Think we should up the ante on our spouses?
LOL

osxgirl, tha page says the item is no longer showing.