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hey, that sounds like Texas! It is OKR Y. Only a yankee or an Okie would call it "okra." <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> fair enough... only a bone-a-fide Texan that remembers the Alamo would call it Okry. Don't forget to tell the canuck about the Texas Constitution and how ya'll can succeed from the union. That story could go on for about... I don't know.... 12 pages. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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[ fair enough... only a bone-a-fide Texan that remembers the Alamo would call it Okry. Don't forget to tell the canuck about the Texas Constitution and how ya'll can succeed from the union. That story could go on for about... I don't know.... 12 pages. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> It's SECEDE and just remember, THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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"Whar did theyum Aliens stick the probe ?" "rectum" "Ah cayn see it wrecked 'im, but whar they stick the probe ?" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Ok so I'm not American.. is that why no-one else is laughing at this but I am? LOL Bob !!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST AND NO ONE IS AROUND DOES IT MAKE A SOUND??
IF I HAD POSTED A THREAD ABOUTS "WHERE'S TEXAS" WOULD IT HAVE TURNED INTO THREE PAGES ABOUT WAT??
so much to ponder...
so little time....
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IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST AND NO ONE IS AROUND DOES IT MAKE A SOUND??
IF I HAD POSTED A THREAD ABOUTS "WHERE'S TEXAS" WOULD IT HAVE TURNED INTO THREE PAGES ABOUT WAT??
so much to ponder...
so little time....
ARK actually Ark ... this is quite ... ummmm... revealing ....
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Dorry and Mel are solemates (as opposed to soulmates) .... something's "fishy" in Texas and Alberta !
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Is is just me or have you all noticed how OFTEN Mel turns threads into her God Bless Texas rants? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> *edited to add* Well, I say God bless California which keeps all you Texas oil barons employed. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST AND NO ONE IS AROUND DOES IT MAKE A SOUND??
IF I HAD POSTED A THREAD ABOUTS "WHERE'S TEXAS" WOULD IT HAVE TURNED INTO THREE PAGES ABOUT WAT??
ARK sigh.....so much bitterness from these yankee flathead gals.... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> my jealousy of Mel knows no bounds <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> I am sooo jealous of the bugs and humidity she enjoys ... I can hardly contain myownself <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Here in MS we claim Jimmy Buffett, Wm. Faulkner, Faith Hill, Bret Farve, Elvis, Oprah and even Bo Diddley. In Texas they claim TEXAS toast. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Susan
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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susan..
where is faith hill??
is it a perty place ?
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Here in MS we claim Jimmy Buffett, Wm. Faulkner, Faith Hill, Bret Farve, Elvis, Oprah and even Bo Diddley. In Texas they claim TEXAS toast. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Susan We have Willie Nelson AND Texas Toast, silly girl! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
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And guess what we DON'T HAVE in Texas??? Yankeegal flat headedness!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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I think melody is afraid of flatheaded yankeegals
I see what you are saying now pep...
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Any normal person should be afraid of some silly gal who goes to town looking like a field hand! ON PURPOSE! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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The higher the hair ~ the closer to God. Susan <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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The higher the hair ~ the closer to God. Susan <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA! YOU GO, GIRL!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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..... [color:"red"] headedness!![/color] <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Is this even a word? In what dictionary? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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Oh my gosh, you gals are so silly ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> I once had a roommate from Texas --- a crazy young woman with a pick-up truck and a pearl-handled nickel plated pistol (g. I'd love to have that now, the pistol, I mean). We went to an open-air concert to see Willie Nelson and because that crazy girl wrote him in advance, we were invited backstage. He said, "Sex is like marajuana; if I don't have it everyday, I get a headache!" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> So, since when Mel, do they raise sheep among the oil drills in Texas?
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