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I drive a JEEP with an NRA sticker on the back, does that count? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Hey Ms. Lane: What's NRA stand for (not a knock on actual NRA): National Right to Affairs Nobody Remembers Abba Nevada Rectum Authority National Rectal Assemblage Nefarious Relationship Association Really not that funny but I already had it written before I figured out it was stupid. he should be shot for that! lol
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Sooo, should I try to talk my H into unloading his F-250 and maybe trading it in for...maybe an Escort? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
"Your actions are so loud that I can't hear a word you're saying!"
BW M 44 yrs to still-foggy but now-faithful WH. What/how I post=my biz. Report any perceived violations to the Mods.
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No doubt my risk factor is quite low since I am packing heat and will pop a cap on any bada**.... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Easy access to, and illegal abuse of, legal pharmaceuticals. Ruptured latex, accidental needle incursions, increased suicide risk, long work hours, Corvettes, Mercedes, eyebrow hairs, missing implements, elk hunting. Non-bubbas ain't got it no better. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Gimble
-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.
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feminism gone awry, psychobabble self entitlements ie read needing to find one self, labeling every persons choice or actions to justify ie read sex addict, pop-psyche crap to the inclusion of the word "closure" in to the english language, laziness, and HOOTERS <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> NOT believing in Santa, the tooth fairie, or miss manners but existing on the belief of soul mates ARKIE
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So jealous...I love the F250. Helluva twuck!!
LM, the Ford Excursion SUV is built on the frame of an F250.
Add to the Texas list:
Waffle House and Dairy Queen
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back its yours.
If it doesn't, it never was.
You can't make sense of insanity...definition of insanity, doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
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I think a risk factor is discussing and KNOWING this much about TRUCKS!!!!!!!!! (cars) I wouldn't know an F50 from a Honda if it ran me over.. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> ARK
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I drive a JEEP with an NRA sticker on the back, does that count? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Mel, I am SORELY disappointed in you - even this li'l ol' yankee transplant sitting in the H-town drives pickup, PUHLEASE!!! (Make it an F-150 Lightning to be specific!) Lemonman, glad to see you...where ya' been hiding? Where in CA are you? I have to go to Martinez in October... BB
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"I drive a JEEP with an NRA sticker on the back, does that count?"
Not if it has one of those "girly" automatic transmissions in it!
Real trucks have clutches and MANual transmissions!
...that pretty much rules out most anything sold in the US for the past 30 years!
-ol' 2long
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This sooooooooo reminds me of the recently released flick The 40 Year Old Virgin ...... there is a segemnt in that movie "Know how I know you're gay?...... I know you're gay because ...." ..... it's so guy-stupid it's REALLY funnee ..... and soooooo politically INcorrect. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Here's a risk factor Classmates.com *blegh* <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />
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I will have you know, 2Long and BritsBrat, that I am a MAJOR risk factor! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> My Jeep is a REAL TRUCK with a kick butt V-8 superwhatever engine with "burly" wheels and I can outrun any cowboy in any F-150 while putting on lipstick, talking on my cellphone AND swigging my Starbucks Venti Breve' Latte'! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> You city people wouldn't know a real risk factor if it bit ya on the [censored]! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> Mel<-----REEKS of risk factor!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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feminism gone awry, psychobabble self entitlements ie read needing to find one self, labeling every persons choice or actions to justify ie read sex addict, pop-psyche crap to the inclusion of the word "closure" in to the english language, laziness, and HOOTERS dang, she's good! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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I'm with Pep that classmates.com and add to that reunions.com are high risk crappola intended to reunite "old lovers" at the expense of the S. blech phooey
Ok being so upset over the state of your M that you can't remember WHERE you are supposed to be driving to!
Oooh and looking at Mel's sig line another big risk fact is being a CA!!
Faith
me: FWW/BS 52 H: FWH/BS 49
DS 30
DD 21
DS 15
OCDS 8
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Pep and FF...
I am in total agreement regarding the classmates.com deal...There would be NO Mr. and Mrs. Wondering without that God forsaken website-the slipperiest of all slopes, IMHO...we'd still be Mr. and Mrs. Faithful Wife and Husband...GRRRRR....
Now my high school has it's very own website...now people can hook up with old flames...FREE...I will continue to stay FAR, FAR AWAY, thank you very much! If they only understood what they were doing...I hate to think about how many infidelity casualities that that site may eventually fuel...
Mrs. Wondering
P.S. 40 Year Virgin WAS HILARIOUS!!!
FWW ~ 47 ~ MeFBH ~ 50 ~ MrWonderingDD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered
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Mrs. Dub, my WH's two out of three A's were old g/f's. Both of them got bored with life and looked him up! How sick is that knowing he is M'd? Course, no one held a gun to his head either.
Dr. Sour, old flames are huge risk factors for infidelity.
Faith
me: FWW/BS 52 H: FWH/BS 49
DS 30
DD 21
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Mrs. Dub, my WH's two out of three A's were old g/f's. Both of them got bored with life and looked him up! How sick is that knowing he is M'd? Course, no one held a gun to his head either. Yep, Faithful, my old boyfriend did the same thing to me...he even told me that he had known better than to ever contact me while he was still married...no respect for my marriage...What a HUGE red flag that was...I still kick myself daily for not seeing it...But, NOOOO...I continued talking to him, thinking myself immune to infidelity...I even knew, and used to say that marriage wasn't a commitment not to be tempted, but a commitment to never put yourself in temptation's way...I KNEW THIS, and yet I still allowed myself to get caught up...I don't blame the OM, I'm a big girl, I made my choice, as horrible as it was, and now I must live with the consequences...and I am... Mrs. Dubya
FWW ~ 47 ~ MeFBH ~ 50 ~ MrWonderingDD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered
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Sky diving (If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you), messing with a red-head with an anger management problem (No, I'm not talking about myself, why do you ask?), driving while putting on lipstick, talking on your cellphone AND swigging your Starbucks Venti Breve' Latte'! (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!)
-Caren
Always Look For Grace Given, Even in the midst of Grace Denied.
BS-Me 39
WH-37
Together 15 years
Married 12 years
7 kids total, His: SD20, SS18, Twin SS's 16.
Mine: DD22, DD15
Ours: DD12
Affair began Fall 04, Separated Fall 04,2 Failed Plan B attempts, False recovery of sorts Spring 05.......Still pluggin' away.
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Did somebody say HOOTERS mmmmmmmmm..me likes HOOTERS <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> Never been to the restuarant though. I do have one comment about the restuarant. Those outfits are so outdated - "hello 1985 called, they want their orange polyester short-shorts with naked panty hose look back". Somebody has got to update their uniforms to the 21st century. Another risk factor (How you should know your Spouse is having an affair) - any gut feeling that drives you to even search and click through to Marriage Builders and then reading and/or posting in the infidelity question (its so sad when they post like 3 infidelity-GQ II posts about the condition of their marriage before they mention, oh yea, and he/she has this friend of the opposite sex that they've been spending a lot of time with...they aren't even fully aware of what led them to post on an infidelity board...God works in mysterous ways). Mr. Wondering
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2long,
Your FC170 reminds me of a Pug!
Lem, you seem to bring the humor out in Everyone!
I am SOOOOOOOOO glad I haven't DRIVEN in Texas lately.
I was amazed 15 years ago when driving down Hwy #75 in Dallas, that the shoulder of the road was used as an extra lane to pass slower cars! And.........I do believe it was always a bada$$ truck doing the passing! Mel what's up with that??????
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