Froz,

You got a man that's got some groovy moves and you're grumpus-ing? Poor baby. Who is bothering you? Tell the world to SHaddddup!

There's no grumpus-ing at the Sally party. Just sea air, dogs, WAFFLES, island drinks, dancing men and wicked laughter!

Come play!
Sal

It was date night and I missed the party. I was out and about being a goddess myself last night.

Dobie

Sally,

Hard to ungrumpus when all I think about is how he shared his groovy moves with others...thought he was my Private Dancer!

Smiling at the fact that you put WAFFLES in all caps. You DO know how to tempt me, don't you!

Unfortunately, I have gained a couple of pounds as of late, so I'll have to pass on the WAFFLES, particularly of the NC-variety!

Too many NCWaffles makes a girl too Kate Winslet-y!

As for sea air, dogs, and island drinks...I don't do tropical anymore.

Dancing men sound okay, but I am a married woman now and cannot participate in a shindig with such wanton acts going down.

The laughter sounds okay, but I have enough wickedness in my life to last a good while.

Guess I'll have to check "will not attend" on my response card to the Sally Party!

I do hope you enjoy the plastic monkey earrings, though.

SHaddddup world!!!!!!!!

Hey, they're not doin' it, Sally!!!

Good morning Dobie! Isn't this weather scrumptious?!?

Froz -- I'm not taking no for an answer. You simply MUST come to the party. If waffles are off your menu, I'll feed you artichoke dip and pita toasts.

And what are you talking about?!? Everyone is doing it! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Or at least it sure seems that way. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> !!!!

I'm all energy and no seriousness this morning. I think I will need to double up on the carbs just to keep me grounded! Mnnnn. Waffles with maple!

Sally

It would seem that way, wouldn't it?

I have the sacred NCWaffles recipe within my reach if you want it...

I prefer mine with honey. They are absolutely scrumptious!

Lend me some of that energy, wouldja? Maybe I could use a little bit to take myself on a walk to work off some of my Kate Winslet-ness.

Maybe some fresh air would put me in a party mood.

Until then, you don't want me grumpussing your party!

I believe your tense is incorrect. In fact, I know it is. For all I am not doing right, I am at least staying completely away from As, possible As and most anyone with a heartbeat in general.

I exist only for you. Sorry to say anything in the party thread.

Patriot!

You're welcome any time. Come join the throng! There is always room for a good-hearted, dancing man. Even a one-woman only private dancer (the very best kind IMHO).

Just give us the talk. What goes on with you lately? Are you really making waffles out there? When Froz said making waffles it didn't sound very foody to me! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Sal

[quote]You're welcome any time. Come join the throng!/quote]

I obviously need more coffee this am...I read this as thong...you know all the talk about dancing men got me too excited!!

What do you mean it doesn't sound foody? How much more foody can you get than NCWaffles????


Sidenote: Sorry about that error in tense, Patriot. I actually caught that after I posted it, and thought about going back to correct it, but I really wasn't expecting your presence at the girlie soiree. Please forgive my error. It was not my intention to de-tensitize you.

Why are you crashing the chick party?
I know you're at work today, so isn't there enough testosterone there, with all those burly men running around in cammos to start a dude version? You could call it a Special Op's Mission or something. All hail Patriot! Oops, I mean Sergeant First CLASS Patriot!

Also, would you please attest to NCWaffles being foody? Sally is a doubter. Maybe she would prefer biscuits and gravy?

SS,

I was thinking about thongs, too!!!!! Darn Sally and her suggestive dancing men!!!!

We've got some myth-understanding going on! May I interrupt with some clarification?

All who have thongs on the brain are welcome at the party because really, unless you're having a very good time at a party, you probably should have those thongs on somewhere else.

Joining in a thong is encouraged heartily. And then you have to tell us about it!

Men are welcome to join the Sally party just as much as women. Please bring one friend and an offering you deem suitable. What you wear is up to you. t&l suggested that several mollusks will cover better than only one.

Any who make suggestive waffles comments and then won't dish accordingly will have to submit to a fate worse than punning (FWTP) which as it's forming in my Goddess mind involves having to stick toothpicks in little cocktail pickles.

And Ms.Sexy? Did you get your dartboard up?

Sally

Please, not the FWTP!!!!!!! Anything but THAT (well, almost anything)!

Your little threat worked, I'll dish...

So here is NCWalker's famous waffle recipe (NCWaffles?) - guaranteed to please.

Ingredients:

4 eggs
2 cups sifted all purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
2 cups buttermilk (a pint)
1 cup melted butter (2 sticks of butter, NOT MARGARINE, REAL BUTTER)

Directions: (Follow them closely, messing them up can mess up the waffles, this is where the love comes in

1 - Start the butter melting over a LOW heat in a saucepan.
2 - Mix together in a bowl the dry ingredients thoroughly: flour, salt, baking soda, baking powder.
3 - Put the eggs in another (big) bowl and beat them until they are light.
4 - Stand ready with the buttermilk and the dry ingredients with a sifter. If you don't have a sifter you can use a strainer with a spoon. Don't know how much you cook, but a strainer is NOT a colander, which is the thing you drain the spaghetti noodles in. A strainer is like screen-window screen on a hoop.
5 - Get someone to help.
6 - CRITICAL STEP: Alternately add the dry ingredients you have previously mixed BY SIFTING and the buttermilk. No globs, take it easy take is slow. Mix (the helper) the whole time you are adding these things. The eggs will be runny. Start with the dry ingredients and add them until the eggs get a little tacky, the consistency of latex paint, or a little thicker, not joint compound. Then switch to the buttermilk until they get runny again. Back and forth, back and forth, starting and ending with the dry ingredients. Kind of gage how much you have of each as you go.
7 - Last, mix in the melted butter JUST until it is thoroughly mixed. Do not over mix when the butter gets in there.

Heat up any old standard waffle iron, lightly oil it with cooking spray or Crisco, and cook away.

You can top with syrup, honey, powdered sugar, whatever. I use strawberry glaze, fresh cut strawberries, and whipped cream.

ETA: That makes two offerings from me! What else does a girl gotta do to please the goddess????

You also need to bear in mind that mollusks are NOT stationary (nor stationery, for that matter), and can move about. This makes them somewhat unreliable as body coverings, but certainly adventurous to the wearer, and entertaining to the fellow party guests! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

SA,

Nope no dartboard up...Exfriend was going to put it up. No longer have the tools. It's on my todo list...Thinking about saving up and hiring a "HoneyDo" man to come and fix various things around the house.

Waffles sound yummy!!! Bringing the OJ for a late brunch!!

Actually I could kill a fly. With relish and pleasure, too, although I generally prefer to use a fly swatter or a rolled up newspaper. I HATE flies (loathe, abominate, despise, detest), unless they're of the butter variety, in which case they are to be cherished and admired.


Delivered. Done bleeding abnormally. Told about it in the list of feminine hygiene products already, so my fingers refuse to repeat it (they want to go to sleep, although the rest of my 57-year old body is just as lively as can be, and ready to party on indefinitely! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />). As far as the EEEEEeeeeeyyyeeeeewhat-the-heck-did-you-type-on-the-end, I should warn you before you get too deeply into your nesting urge (a la Idiotville), that bleeding is involved in the process. Neither dignity, modesty, privacy, delicacy, propriety, nor dryness have any significant place in the birthing scenario. And you're going to get kinda messy too! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

t&l

Lisaaaaaaaa!!!!! Save yourself the money. This sort of thing is what neighbors are for. Even the snoopy gossipy kind.

Go borrow some tools and/or your neighbor's Honey-do (MAN! I HATE that term! Hate it!) and put the dartboard up. You can send over a plate of cookies or a small book or something as thanks. Much cheaper.

YOU need the dartboard for your mental health and physical health too. Just think how lovely your arms will look at the party when you are all revved and in good throwing condition!

You can do it. Go borrow.
Sally

It's a busy day today, but oh I can't resist a Sally-Party. I'll just boogie quickly through the thong, I mean throng, and then back to work. I have decided to try doing school with the kids Sunday-Thurs so they will be off Friday, and today is our first day of Sunday school. Oboy. Carry on, all and sundry. BTW, nothing smaller than abalones for me, please. And at least 4 of them.

Oh Sally...damn temporary meltdown...I haven't talked to any of my neighbors since all this happened. I've been hiding out here. I wave if I see them but that's it. I have the worlds nosiest neighbors and just can't really face talking to them.
I'll find someone to help me one of these days. I'm just now finally starting to go through the grieving process here and have been a wreck for the past couple of days. This needs to happen and just let it all out. All this drama and it's now over...time to heal my wounds.

Now where is the party?

Lisa, go ahead and nurse those wounds. I'll go back to pushing food! Forgive?

Party some more? Okey doke. Wanna play pin the tail on the hottie? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Sal

Party on...honey no need to apologize...Yes pin the tail on the hottie is good...is he wearing a thong?