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He was probably preoccupied with popping the cap on his longneck! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> ****** if I'd known that I'd have hopped out and given him some neighborly directions! SOUTH is this way sir <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> God Bless Texas!
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Poor Texan lost in Yankeeland... Send him out to the West Coast! We'll teach him how to drive!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> yeah right, you silly granola eating moonbats just sit in traffic in your silly little Geo's. See if we sell ya anymore high dollar electricity! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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Send him out to the West Coast! We'll teach him how to drive!!! No [censored]! Many moons ago I learned to drive Californian, now back in my home town, where the highest speed limit in town is 35 mph......probably why the Texan was having problems. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
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Bob, how did you EVER figure that out??? Ah, cussin's in it's INFANCY in Texas compared to the Midlands of England. I can ALWAYS find a way to swear <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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See, we knew all you foreigners were Godless heathens! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Mel, well, I'm a foreigner anyway ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Ok, here's a way to see some censored words come from Melody: let's have a poll: Coke or Pepsi?
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[color:"red"]Pep[/color]si
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Awww Pep, you gave it away! You should edit it so that Melody has an "uncensored" poll!!! LOL!
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Ok, here's a way to see some censored words come from Melody: let's have a poll: Coke or Pepsi? don't be saying the "c" word on my thread! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> Pep, heh hee <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Now see? We've become self-censors! Out of loyalty to you, Mel, when I filled my 7-11 mondo-cup on the way to MC the other day, I used Diet Pep. Maybe it will create good karma! I asked my Mom, and she said when I was young (and she was footing the bill) I always bought DP. I'm amazed that the price has spiked so much recently, after realtively no change for almost a decade. I'm sure you know all the details on why. I'm such a serious diet soda drinker, that I can tell you I used to go to Taco Bell for lunch every week while pregnant both times. I think the Pepsi folks actually set the mixture for them so the fountain came out perfectly. (Of course, there's the extra 30 lbs that caused me not to meet my H's EN's!)
See what a cascade I've created with my soda addiction!!?
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You are a good woman, im. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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Oh h[i][/i]ell, Mel I love DP! You would be happy to know though that where I work is an all Pepsi facility so no c**** products at all.
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Oh h[i][/i]ell, Mel I love DP! You would be happy to know though that where I work is an all Pepsi facility so no c**** products at all. that's fine, just remember everytime you drink that steenkin DP, you're takin food right outta my babie's mouths! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
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"sorry we can't feed ya tonight, Bubba Joe, but that nice lady from the land of fruits and nuts drinks Dr. Pepper." <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/teary.gif" alt="" />
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mel....what are you sniffing...i think she means Diet Pepsi--DP....lol
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mel....what are you sniffing...i think she means Diet Pepsi--DP....lol DP isn't DIET PEPSI!! It's Dr Pepper!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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"sorry we can't feed ya tonight, Bubba Joe, but that nice lady from the land of fruits and nuts drinks Dr. Pepper." Tell Bubba Jo I am sorry but I sure enjoyed that bit o'the doc this afternoon. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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Whats a [color:"red"] Pepsi [/color] or a [color:"red"] Dr Pepper [/color] ????? You Yanks have strange things <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Life may feel as if you are constantly getting kicked on a daily basis, living is about picking yourself up each day and going on and on and on regardless.
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