Pep u r good. I sent an e-mail to the WS addy (the one the OW setup for him....she controlled his password which he stuipidly gave to me - LOL!!). Anyway, I sent a letter as if I was another OW inviting him to come visit my new apt in the city (in SF Calif no less - <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />). Gave a brief description of the new apt over looking the GG bridge with large picture windows in the living room and bedroom. LOL!! In that same e-mail I invited him to come and watch the sunset and rise from the new apt. LOL!!!! Oh boy, the OW got ahold of that one and reamed him, then accused me of sending it. I of course put on like a drama queen and had them spinning for weeks may months...... about who sent that e-mail. Not sure if the WS ever told her it was me, Xws found out much later. LOL!!! She spewed some threats but couldn't follow through, that's when I had proof she was just full of hot air. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

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Go shopping at a mall jeweler .... tell the sales person you are looking for something to put on your "wish list" for your sweetie to give to you .... pick out something HUGE and EXPENSIVE ... give the sales person OW's name instead of yours ... and your WH's phone number...

they will call ... sales people are 'good' when it comes to follow up!

(*apologies to all mall employees*)

Pep,

2 much caffiene today? U R on a roll!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

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I spent hours today working on power point presentation ... creative juices are primed

I humbly bow at the feet of the Power Lady. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Give her a lazer pointer and watch out world. Maybe you could give a Ws slice 'n dice presentation. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

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Wow this is great ... You guys have come up with some great things.... I wish I had thought of some of those when I was doing planA and still having SF with my WH. I would have wrote on his butt for sure LOL .... and given him a big hickey he could not have hidden.....

To bad this stuff can't be used in planb... sigh Talk about LB's happening lol

Could you imagine flowers being delivered to OW and she thinks they are from WH and then has to explain they arn't lol

Almost makes me wish I could go back and do planA over ...


Great Stuff gals keep it going ....

Good Luck Serene


Hurting

I did the ultimate LB for OW..for monkeyho...but alas, it fueled the silent affair with FV that I did NOT know existed at the time...I thought my battle was with monkeyho...

now I know it was all along with a stuuupid WS.

Here is what I did...I was separated, before our first divorce hearing..WS called and asked to come over...he would try to pretend he wanted to work on things, but really just wanted a booytcall...

I heard him say tht "honey, just leave the front door unlocked and I will come up there..."

In reality that day, I was sick with the flu. I had a stuffed up nose, had been yacking all day and had to go in to the practice even tho I was sick (couldn't cancel the patients in time so I had to WAIT to get sick and be off next day..)

In my nyquil or benadryl induced stupor (had also had a glass of chardonnay b/c I could NOT sleep at all), and knowing I did not have to go to work, a strange idea came to me....why not call up monkeyho?

I had decided that I was NOT gonna give WS any more stuff...a WS deserves nothing imho! My entrance into the convent was basically that night...lmao!

so I picked up phone...called up monkeyho at home...she a nswered...did not know my new phone number at my own home...she just saw an atl prefix and answered (dumb ow)...I say "hey...do you know where your BF is?" She says "who is this?" I say your BF's W. I then explicitly tell her that my H is on his way over to my house, believes I have left front door unlocked for him and he thinks he is gonna have a little f fest with me...she begins cryinghysterically...she says "why are you doing this to me?" I say "why are you doing this with a married man " Monkeyho says she does NOT believe me...it is almost 1 in the morning est...I tell her that if she doesn't bel ieve me, to call her married Bf on his cell phone as he's not at home..first call MY other home and see if he answers there...if he doesn't call his cell b/c he's on his way over HERE!

She calls ME a S*ut...yea right...I laughed.

30 min later Ig et a call from WH...he is yelling and screaming at me b/c his GF is mad at him.."how dar you phone her"...

can we say they broke up shortly thereafter? Her BF cheated on her...

lmao!

1)invite WS over for bootycall
2)get them busted with OP.

it's fun...well it was to me....heck, I was on benadryl and chardonnay. I still remember laughing when the ow called me a sl#t~ how silly and hilarious. My coworkers high five'd me when I got well and went to work...

I remember that incident.....now the real stories come out. LOL!!!

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These are so great. Thanks for the laughs and great ideas! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />