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You're a very interesting man. Almost magnetic, even.
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Yes.
I am thinking you would enjoy my pole or eyes.
(Easy folks. It is a pun.)
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JUSTUSS I remain untouchable.
Just a wee "bite me." I promise I will stop.
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And if you by that lode, stone me why doncha??
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AND
I might add for all of you to see, exactly which thread remained on page one on Friday night.
While some other thread fell by the wayside to page ... Oh, I don't know. Better watch it, NCW, or you're likely to find your burgeoning rebellion NIPPIED IN THE BUD-T!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> t&l
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Said with a mouth full of peanut butter:
Why do I thay theez things? As a bee therches for pollen, as a flower therces for light, these are the reezons as I muth.
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TT,
Can I come here for a little tuck in my tummy?
I've been eating too much lately...
Buuuurrrrppp ah!
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Get it? Get it?
pole or eyes?
as I muth?
C'mon. You don't find humor like that in the other place.
(t&l, I forgot you must be proud of the DD and the book).
Oooops! That was a STANDARD. Damn the torpedoes, off with her head! Or someones.
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NCW & t&l, I'm sitting here LMAO.
I surrender to you and your wit.
Too smart for me - I belong in the other place.
Did Kimmy's tee-shirt read "Where are my trousers?"
How strange.
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Get it? Get it?
pole or eyes?
as I muth? Got polarize. Missed azimuth--although my son, Neakbro-the-science-geek would've gotten it just fine. Beware, the head you lose may be your own, if NIPPY, bless his obscene, profane little heart, has his way! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> t&l
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Did Kimmy's tee-shirt read "Where are my trousers?"
How strange. Yes, it did, and how scary that she was having to ask because she didn't already know. What kind of party was SHE at, anyway? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> t&l
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Ruffled, of course you can, if you can get a word in edgeways. NCW is TOTALLY obsessed with me. I go to Idiotville, he's there; move over to TTville and he's on my heels. Of course, I've been starved of male attention for two years now so I'm putting up with him for now until something better comes along.
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I see how it is.
Relegated to the position of stop-gap.
Well.
Can't say as how to take that.
But it doesn't bother me, as there are NO STANDARDS!!
Fa la la la la, frolic frolic.
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That's funny. I "thought" I heard an echo. The other town is so empty. It was a fleeting sound. A Will'o'wisp. That vaguely reminded me of the Mayor. {Which is why I am really upset. He has no staying power.} <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> But he DOES have standards. Oil and water, that pair.
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A small saga. A late night, Friday night, improvosation. As NCWalker channels the spirit's of the ancient bards....
Picture if you will, NCWalker in a trashy evening gown of red satin, with black lace. His buxom busoms pushed out as he reclines agains the bar and speaks in a Mae West voice....
"Well I appreciate all the attention, boys, but there is only one cowboy in this town who can satisfy me. That tall, handsome drink of a Sherriff Justuss. In fact, I wrote a little poem about him, wanna hear it?"
{numerous shouts of approval and affirmation from the dusty, dingy, sexually frustrated cowboys clustered around NCWalker}
"Well okay then....
There once was a Sherriff named Justuss
Who frequently came round to bust us
But the trophy on my shelf
A wee masticate myself
To get that I will just have to just cuss."
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What can I say folks?
Humor and fine theater. All accomplished with absolutely NO STANDARDS.
TuckTummyVille - It's NOT Idiotville.
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Here is a handy tid-bit from the resident standards-holder-downer, master-thespian, and advice-giver NCWalker on how to woo the ladies....
"Kiss your girlfriend where it stinks - IDIOTVILLE"
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Here is another tidbit.
Quintessintially, it all boils down to pirates. For once the third trimester ensues, even a lazy restraint must not presuppose from yams.
Note the utter lack of standards.
Other towns can TRY and remove those pesky standards, but it is a farce.
In TuckTummyVille, the anti-standard continuum is so pervasive that even thought lacks coherency.
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I Don't Infer Overly Trying Violent Inferences Like Lackadasical Elephants. Such Underwriting Causes Kneejerk Suspicions.
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Woops. Sorry folks. Lack of standards gave me a little typeface problem there. Here. Let me fix it for ya.
I
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Elephants.
Such
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