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lucky you surviving! it has been entirely tooooo long since I have been frisked and detained!
muahahahaha.... ;-)
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hahaha.....lets see how many peace officers do we have here that will remedy you of that? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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gotta love a man in uniform... commands respect and "other stuff" hahahaha
where'd those handcuffs go..... ;-)
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yes good ole handcuffs...at least then they can't get away...hahahaha...
well i'm ready to say F it and throw in the towel MLHB. After our wonderful evening wednesday I was talking to him last night and he broke it off.....stick a fork in me i'm done. MY eyes are too puffy today and I have to go to work. But hey I managed to keep my sense of humor.
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oh surviving... i am sorry. what the heck happened? how long had you been seeing eachother?
over the phone huh?
coward...
I'll try to think of some more pick lines to make you laugh. get some cucumbers on those eyes girl!
gekko, we need a good laugh over here!!
oh, I know... I wanted to tell you that I did have an ever so brief "thing" with a peace officer. Not long after my sep had a 24 year old one in hot pursuit actually... but alas... too young, they don't want relationship, they just want sex.. and I know, you might ask, so what's wrong with that, he was 24 for crying out loud! although it stroked my ego quite nicely and I can say at 34 I've still blonde bombshell got it baby, but.... I want more than just hot passionate rolls in the hay. darnit, I do. My conscience and my morals won't let me have just a friends with benefits relationship. damn good girl that I am. so, so much for the young man in uniform. we are friends now actually, he has gotten me out of a ticket or two.. haha and he found someone his own age to hook up with finally. good for him. (side note... see gekko, I do know of what I speak when we discuss the "younger" thing...;-) lol)
hugs kiddo, dust off and get back out there. mlhb
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u guys are killin me....BTW.... if ever in LA, look me up....ill frisk ya!! im a "professional" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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nice sturg, realllllllll nice! haha
hey surviving, when are heading to LA?? lol
you behave there sturgi.... thought you said you were in a year long relationship with someone..... mischevious one aren't you?!
you cops, you're all the same... haha
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remember......im a highly trained professional.....i "frisk" in a highly trained way!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> im just here "to protect and serve" hehe <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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oh come one sturg, I have heard all of those from the cop friends I have....
I am telling ya'll are the same...
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i'm a man and in my evil mind today i am thinking the following:
"the braves starting pitching is so bad right now that if they can take one of these three games from the mets, i'll be happy."
"i am going to goof on marriagebuilders for an hour while i pretend to listen to the conference call."
"should i have chinese or italian for lunch today, wow, i'm already hungry."
"can hot therapist see me today. oh please i hope so."
there is other stuff, sports, politics, stocks, and the "usual". but i hope this helps.
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goofing off for a whole hour huh? well, so am I.. at least for a few... I AM SO SICK OF DOING HOMEWORK!!
boy, your evil mind is busy today...
but you are cut from your own unique mold and that is just perfect...
better, much better, than one of those "cop" molds!
(no offense sturg, I am just tellin ya, you all are the same!) lol
unique is good gekko....
and focus man, focus!! you see hot therapist tomorrow right?? you can survive one more day....lol
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""but you are cut from your own unique mold and that is just perfect... better, much better, than one of those "cop" molds! (no offense sturg, I am just tellin ya, you all are the same!) lol"" oh pleeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would use some of my "magic" on you and you wouldnt even see it comin!!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> but....................................................................................................................... im afraid that you would become a stalker and it would just break my heart when you learned you couldnt KEEP up with me!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> sooooo ill let you down easy!!! HA! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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omg don't flatter yourself sturg! hahahaha
since I don't plan to be in the LA area anytime soon guess you won't be able to work your magic on me..
besides, after my marriage, I am sure no man would be worth stalking, not even one in uniform lol
couldn't keep up with ya huh? well,I walk 4 miles a day, sometimes more, and work out with weights. I don't smoke and i am in the best shape of my life so... I don't think keeping up would be a problem.
so super cop, take that! haha
hey, isn't there a "cops" show that is done with LA cops??
You crack me up sturg, I am sure you are good for a laugh or two... mlhb
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HAAAAAA!!!! im laughing.... you sound like a "formidable adversary"...... that would make it all the more fun!!! picture this......cruisen down the coast, smell the ocean...the only sound you hear is the roar of the drag pipes on my chopper and the wind in you face as the sun starts to fade beneath the horizon after a great day riding and pub hopping........thinking to yourself.... self....what that beeping noise i keep hearing.....bumer, its my alarm clock....wow, what a dream!! gotta get up and do homework!!!!!and chat on line so i can beat up on this "handsome macho cop"....i met!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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my dreams??? my dreams???
oh, if I seriously did not have to finish that "homework" that I do have to do.... lol
don't recall having a dream of some old man on a motorcycle near some water.... hahahaha
don't you have some bad guys to go arrest or something? geez.. haha
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oh, and just for the record sturgi, I am a snob and proud of it. I would NOT be riding on the back of someone's chopper pub hopping all day.... just for the record..
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beep...beep....beep... thats your alarm again!! LOL!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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omg, you are an arrogant so and so aren't you... I'm tellin ya you cops are all the SAME.... wow, get over yourself all ready! geez! my prayers tonight when I go to bed are as follows: "dear God, thank that I do not live anywhere near LA nor do I ever plan to visit there in my entire lifetime. And God, please keep arrogant cocky old super cop men like sturgis out of my path. Thank you, and goodnight" ahahahahaha God, one date with you and I would banging my head against the wall within an hour. I'll take a nice, reserved, sweet guy over having to bang my head against the wall any day! sorry sturg, you would stress me the h*ll out! and I mean that with the utmost respect. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> mlhb
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""God, one date with you and I would banging my head against the wall within an hour"" i have to laugh at this one....its got a "nasty" meaning if you look at it right!! (my eyes are watering as i type) <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> ."" I'll take a nice, reserved, sweet guy over having to bang my head against the wall any day!"" pleeeezzzz.....i have two words for guys like this....BORING and NEEDY!!!
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"Its better to die standing, than live a lifetime on your knees" (Pancho Villa)
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you crack me up.....
talk 2ya L8R!
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