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I'm going to have to send you to typing school.
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That's ok that you're not a romantic. I'm enough for both of us, and probably everyone on this board. I can teach you, maybe. You probably are more than you know anyway. Romance with a beautiful lady can take the form of a look, such as a devilish grin, a softness of the eyes, a pouty look, and a sweet laugh. OK, I'm about to go too deep here, so I'll back off.
My STBX and SS would sometimes go to the wash room for shelter. I never actually went myself. I'll tell you why. Once, when I was a kid, a really bad storm blew up and my folks forced us to go to a neighbor's cellar. It was packed with fat, sweaty, stinking and farting people, that I decided that I had rather face the storm. So, I do.
Please send me to typing school.
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Can we rent a cabin at Cades Cove. That would be awesome!!!
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I can see why you wouldn't want to go to the wash room, since Sam farts a lot.
It really isn't ok that I'm not a romantic. It bothers me, it's something that I must work on.
Did you have a burger from Sonic?
What's your favorite dope? Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew?
Prepare yourself...here comes the questions.....
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I'm working on your first writing lesson as we speak.
Sam only farts when he's trying to run someone off, so if you meet him and he's odorless, he likes you.
A cheeseburger, and it was good.
All of them, and Dr. Pepper. Bud Light, Vodka and tonic.
Let the questions fly.
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Where are you now? Cat got your tongue, I mean fingers?
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OK. Thought I was typing to myself again.
What's on the agenda for tonight? Taking care of a sick Jubal, but anything else?
Storms have let up and the sky is getting light again. It supposed to be bad here tonight.
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I emailed your first lesson. Give it a try if you feel like it. You DO NOT have to send it to me, just do it for you.
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Dang it, I wish I could win the lottery...like right now.
Vodka and tonic eh? Sounds like a highfaluting drink to me. Never had one.
Plans for tonight include picking up the boys, taking care of my poor snotty little one, a bath, footed pj's, supper...and then UFC comes on. I can't wait. I hope it gets bloody.
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Did you read it? What do you think?
V&T tastes like a limeade, which I love. Warning though, after about 15 of them, it gets sorta hard to see.
Blood and guts, my kind of person. Maybe someone will die! Just joking, you know that.
What you cooking? Here comes the questions again.
Sam and I will try UFC tonight, along with our usual "My Name is Earl" and "The Office". Probably write a long email to someone, and turn in. No dinner plans I can think of. Maybe oreo's and milk on the couch.
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I just got through reading. OH MY GAWD! I...I....um....hmmm....be right back.
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I hope you didn't have to go get sick. Is my writing getting that bad? That's twice in one day!
I'm tired of being at work. If it wasn't for talking to you, I might just go home. But, I'm going to stay. See, you are helping me at my job.
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How do you get along with your parents? Good, I assume since your Mom keeps the boys. Are they retired? Are you close with your neices/nephews? If you were all alone for a day, with nothing to work on and nobody to worry about, what would you like to do?
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That was a very, um, what's the word I'm looking for....maybe I shouldn't use a word for that on here. I will work on adding something to finish the story. This is going to be a hard task. I would compare it to song writing. I can't say anymore, I'm a little tongue tied right now.
I don't want to be here either. It was raining but the sun has actually come out for a little bit.
Do you know anything about farming? Or am I gonna have to hire someone to do that for me? I want to do it myself but I don't know a thing about farming so someone will need to show me the way.
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No, tongue tied comes later. Oops, ruining the ending.
What do you want to farm? Crops or livestock? We used to raise some beef cows. No, don't get carried away with this hiring thing! I'm the only hired hand you will need. Ok?
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I was thinking just mainly livestock. But now that you've mentioned it, maybe I need to farm crops too. That way I'll have a reason to buy me some big tractors and other types of machinery (you see, I don't even know what you call farming equipment). That would be cool.
When I read your storied, I let out a big long sigh at the end.
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Good. I think my stories are much better when whispered softly into someone's ear, but that's just me.
Livestock would be cool, but no row crops. We'll get some 4 wheelers, tractors and hay equipment, and a gator or mule. That will be enough equipment. Don't want too much to work on, or it might cut into our mental health recovery time at "Hey Mon".
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Stop it. stop it right now. Stop it I say.
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