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Substitutions are allowed. I CAN have that type of sugar. No way, I'm not bringing Millie with me. Ten hours with two kids and a bassett hound. What are you trying to do? firce me to committ suicide?
Ok, there's a talker in here now. She won't shut up. No one cares what she's saying. She's crazy. Everyone is ignoring her and she just keeps on talking. Where's my stapler.....
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Millie belongs to my friend Jaime. She's our guitar players wife. They have a lot of dogs and cats, way too many. She loves animals. Speaking of Millie....that reminds me....
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That would be fine. I would love to play with those boys. The only thing I ask is that you bring those pj's. Makes me remember when Zach was little.
Oh, after the boys went to bed, then we could talk. I'll take off work, so we can stay up as long as we want. I know, Tennessee should be closer! It would be a long drive, but an easy one. Just get on I-40 and I would meet you when you got off. It would be worth every second of driving.
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It's 4:30, be right back. You know what...I'm not going...I'll turn the dang thing in in the morn.
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I'll break the news to Sam softly. He will probably be mad, so the house is going to stink this evening. Where did I put the Lysol? I'll tell him she wanted to, but had prior engagments.
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Do you keep your truck really clean? Do you wash it every week?
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Good, I didn't want you to get hit by a trash truck anyway. Sounds very dangerous.
Maybe this weekend I'll write you a story about what your visit will be like. Hope the story turns out better than yours, well, the same, but maybe better.
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It's clean now, but I haven't washed it. The inside is clean, the outside has been rained on all day, so you know how it looks.
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Oh, another thing. On your visit, leave South Beach at home. We are going to have fun, and eat what we want, without guilt. Ok? This is about fun.
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I wish this lady would shut her mouth, yap yap yap.
I'll leave south beach at home. As long as we can do a lot of grilling, and I need veggies.
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That's a deal. I like that.
Stapler upside her puss didn't work?
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Only nine more posts until the 100 mark. Let's get busy!
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Oh yeah, leave the stapler at home too!
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I just re-read the ending to your story. I can't stop laughing. That was great. The difference between a realist and a romantic I guess.
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I meant that to be taken as her face, oh he!!, nevermind. Now I laughing again. You're gonna give me a headache.
I guess it didn't work? Sorry, I've got the simples and can't stop laughing. Dang, it feels so good to laugh.
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"the simples" what's that? It sounds serious...you might need to have that checked out.
It's almost five. I'm gonna make them run me outta here again today, I'm not volunteering to leave by no means.
Not only is this woman a yapper, she's cross-eyed and needs to shave her mustache.
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OK, she's gone now.
Five more minutes. I'm going to stop and muy me some lotto tickets. Keep your fingers crossed.
Besides Jamaica, Charleston, St. Louis and Fiji...where else are we going to go? Will Zach be traveling with us any?
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No more, I can't take it. Have a good night. Take care of those boys, and think of me. I haven't felt this good and laughed so much in a very long time. Thank you!
I'll write you a long email tonight, so it'll be waiting on you in the morning. Don't speed and get a ticket.
Remember what I asked you to do earlier today, well do it again, for me.
Talk to you tomorrow.
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You mean to tell me that you people in Arkansas think call a face a "puss"? Tell me that's not what you meant by that.
I am blonde, sometimes I am a little slow so maybe I'm missing something.
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