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Mortarman is the MOD SQUAD don'cha'know
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This is the INTERNET fer goodness sakes. Just because my name is SUSAN, what makes you think I'm really a lady? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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I thought Mortarman was GOD Squad....
(I mean that in a good way...before people get their knickers in a bind...cept susan Wat and pep..who don't WEAR knickers!!!)
poor poor mimi....
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This is the INTERNET fer goodness sakes. Just because my name is SUSAN, what makes you think I'm really a lady? Susan, don't start this stuff.... April Fool's Day was more than a month ago... Oh My....I have got to get back to my paperwork!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
I made it happen..a joyful life..filled with peace, contentment, happiness and fabulocity.
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<a guy enters the thread> ** scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch ** ** ahhhhhhhhh ** <a guy leaves the thread>
Namaste'
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My beautiful partner: 45
Her sweet guy(me): 43
Her's: DD 8, DS 10
Mine: DD 10 (suffering PA, rarely with us)
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you can't boss us around, WAT!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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To the gals....
Look how many of you are responding to this!!!!
This is quite existential, on so many levels.
There are plenty of quaint analogues of how the fairer sex wittily and wisely maneuvers those of off with a strong need for scratchin'. Too many to count. To the point that it seems those of us who believe our fingernails have a singular important function seem to be at the utter whim and fancy of those of you who don't understand the utter draw to USE said fingernails exclusively, repeatedly, and to hear you talk, continuously for said singularly important function.
Well THIS clearly disproves that. (Whatever that is). For I see the bevy of beauties is in a tizzy of sorts.
And those of us whom WAT originally addressed do not typically get in tizzies. Which has proved a point of some sort.
And why are we tizzy proof?
Well, when we feel one a comin', we know how to scratch it.
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uh? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Namaste'
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My beautiful partner: 45
Her sweet guy(me): 43
Her's: DD 8, DS 10
Mine: DD 10 (suffering PA, rarely with us)
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And if Pep is lost..I'm most definitely LOST...
I made it happen..a joyful life..filled with peace, contentment, happiness and fabulocity.
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Note to all the scratch happy men round here...if you twist your wrist around just right, it'll feel like somebody else is doin' it... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
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FWW ~ 47 ~ MeFBH ~ 50 ~ MrWonderingDD ~ 17 Dday ~ 2005 ~ Recovered
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Note to all the scratch happy men round here...if you twist your wrist around just right, it'll feel like somebody else is doin' it... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
Mrs. W Oh my gosh Mrs W, I just can't believe you said that. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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LMAO
I will have to keep that in mind for later...
Namaste'
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My beautiful partner: 45
Her sweet guy(me): 43
Her's: DD 8, DS 10
Mine: DD 10 (suffering PA, rarely with us)
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Mimi,
I'll clue you in on a little secret -
Nobody else around here gets anything either, they just pretend they do.
I mean come on, you don't really think Arkie gets it do you, ever?
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Hey, ask WAT a question, either that or mispell a word...he can't resist either one and will post.
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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />weaver.. it's true.. I mean it's really really true... the amount I get round here is minuscule.... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> ARK THE PRETENDER
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Cute! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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WAT:
wut, hemmorhoids flarin' up again?
-ol' 2long
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All I'm saying is that WAT put the call out to the males.
Hang out. Scratch. Grunt.
To us, that communicates volumes. I mean, WAT and I could look at each other, grunt, scratch, and be content for the next few hours. Saying nothing else, looking at nothing in particular.
I knew exactly what he meant when he started the thread.
Then the volume of the ladies who had to COMMENT.
Not wrong, or bad, just different is all.
We have a "scratch code" if you will. Just as society says it is a women's prerogative to change her mind, it is a man's to communicate volumes with a scratch.
You gals just haven't heard that one yet.
Because we scratch it, we don't say it.
In code.
I'm totally serious.
NCW
PS - Why does the statement "Let me be blunt and get to the point" make any sense at all???
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