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I thought the fights at all the weddings were part of the entertainment.
I think there was one wedding, possibly, where there wasn't a huge fight.
What a total bore that one was.
Drama? No. Life? Yes.
Heck, it beats passive-aggression any day.
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my GF thinks i should buy in texas when i retire in a few years.....
i always thought texas was just a place on a map.....
that it REALLY dosent exsist.....
except in the minds of folks who get abducted by aliens on a regular basis...wear ALOT of tourquiose jewlery and eat dirt.....
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Pep, get the popcorn !
Mel is going to get her shotgun !
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if nothing else Brownie ... a good distraction from .... I don't know what!
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you mean I SHOULDN'T have put the fight between my cousins in the formal wedding arrangements? ???? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> how embarrassing <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> So that means I should take it off the agenda for my DD's wedding then? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
Life may feel as if you are constantly getting kicked on a daily basis, living is about picking yourself up each day and going on and on and on regardless.
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Ohhhh I wanna be so bad, but I'll let Mel deal with Sturg, first <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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OK, the wine in Texas is pink! There, I said it <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> and the cockroaches.... WOW! Everything in Texas really IS bigger <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
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did y'all think i sezzz something rong???? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?" (Chris Rock)
"Its better to die standing, than live a lifetime on your knees" (Pancho Villa)
"We just wanna be free to ride our machines and not get hassled by the Man!" (Easy Rider)
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maybe i got texas and new mexico mixed up.....
but they're the SAME arnt they?????
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?" (Chris Rock)
"Its better to die standing, than live a lifetime on your knees" (Pancho Villa)
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I always thought texas was just a place on a map.....
that it REALLY dosent exist..... I thought it was a song ... you know .. "Texas on my mind" etc isn't that how it goes? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Life may feel as if you are constantly getting kicked on a daily basis, living is about picking yourself up each day and going on and on and on regardless.
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see......see........(jumping up and down)
i think i was RIGHT!!!!
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"Its better to die standing, than live a lifetime on your knees" (Pancho Villa)
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"drama" Queen weaver - my best example of a meaningless drama : bohemian rhapsody ! " Ahhhh! now I get it...cute! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Texan's eat dirt and drink pink wine? Wow, I didn't know that. Is that why they all walk like they have something stuck up their butt's? I thought it had something to do with horses, but maybe it's because of what's gonna come out, eh?
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I think Mel is out having dinner.. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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... or she left her shotgun with her horse and the horse has run off...
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i heard that the government is sending troops to the borders with TEXICO to keep the TEXICANS from sneeking into GAWDS country....
i say....RIGHT ON!!
we have enough.... tourquoise wearin, pink wine drinking, dirt farming, gun toting, cadillacs with bull horns on the grill driving hippies...(whew!) in the good 'ol US of A!!
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Last time I was in Texas it was Easter week ... and I saw people giving jello shooters to their KIDS !!!!!!!
HUH?
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Is that why they all walk like they have something stuck up their butt's? I thought it had something to do with horses, but maybe it's because of what's gonna come out, eh? Naa, it's the Wranglers worn two-sizes too small. cowboy
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Bet they were virgin-shooters. We've done that... had a fake batch for the kids... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
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thank GAWD you made it back alive!!!! gotta head to the gym now and burn off all this DRAMA fueled tension!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> L8R!!
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Oh Dru, thank you for that visual...oh yum! I do like a nice pair of wranglers. Reminds me of Oklahoma, how very, very cute they grow 'em out there. I'm not married <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />, I can say this.
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