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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Well Blow Me Down!
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There is only one true pirate. All the others are pale, fake, wussy imitations.
His name is CAPTAIN FABIO EL DIABLO COCKTOASTEN and he be after ye.
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Cocktoasten? this be another pick up line ?
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Ahoy, is that you Mr. W? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Mrs. W <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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There is only one true pirate. All the others are pale, fake, wussy imitations.
His name is CAPTAIN FABIO EL DIABLO COCKTOASTEN and he be after ye. [color:"red"] warning to all ... do NOT google this pirate's name [/color]
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Oh, I thought you all knew that Captain Fabio is our beloved NCWalker when he is being piratey.
Sheesh, Pep, what did it come up with? I wouldn't put it past NCW to have some link to something off colour. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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“The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.”
~ Bern Williams
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.. or ye be gettin' spam ye cannot explain !
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I be ~~~> Cap'n Beatrice Bloodgut whobe thee? PIRATE NAME HERE
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Me be Tax-Evadin' Amy Bones <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> !
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And me go beddy-bye now. Steer yer ships well, me maties. See you in the morn' !
** edited for bad language **
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And me go beddy-bye now. Steer yer ships well, me maties. See you in the morn' !
** edited for bad language ** Arrrrgggh, don't go, Brownhair, yer good at this. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
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Arrghhh!!
It seems ye lubbers be cypherin that which I be knowin' as true and righteous for some time. The natural truth o' the thing be that the world 'ud be as happy as an off kilter parson on a touch o' da rum iff'n only we twere speakin' as I be.
Yes, it is Talk Like a Pirate Day. And I have been spreadin' my share o' avasts among the scalawags. To the point that the commodore (my boss) requested I stop. It seemed I flat out refused to parlay with any o' the scurvy dogs in my company lest they be speaking wit' the heart of a salty dog.
And shiver me timbers, but I dinna find anything wot says I couldn't force those who would be doin tradin' wit me to talk as I do in the Pirate's Code (which the lubbers call "The Employees Handbook" for some strange and supernatural reason).
But it seems the wind was takin' a bit from my sails and the consequences became a wee bit too dire. I did keep me squawk-box message nice and piratey. They could nigh change that wi'out the code.
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!!!
Captain Fabio "[color:"red"]el Diablo[/color]" Cocktoasten Commander o' the good ship "Pink Tresses" Wearer of the beloved peg toe. Pillager and plunderer o' something...whatever be handy.
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Ye ol' squawk box message must be somethin' to behold.
A piratey message in a North Carolina accent. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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I did not watch the wife swap show last night (I'm not much of a tv watcher); was it good?
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