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"This sends a WHUMA!!!!!!!!! " <~~~ I have taken a koolaid-vow-of secrecy to protect the identity of the author but I want that author to know ... my admiration is H U G E and PRAYERS are sent in your direction Pep <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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Yes, it is "All hat, no cattle." There is another one that says, "Peeing on my leg and calling it sweat."
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Pep,
What is a WHUMA?
Am I going to be embarrassed for asking?
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yes you might be embarrased
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How about this one, Pep?
"Now I'm learning to love myself, even though I'm a criminal who's husband left her." ~ LilSis
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" I now have enough baby hamsters to make a small but very attractive muff. " <~~~ Pio
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too good not to steal
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" Much of the advice that you are going to get here isn't worth a bucket of warm spit." <~~~ Comfortably Numb just want to make sure I don't forget the proper way to greet a newbie after their first post ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Thanks CN Pep <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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For comparisons sake...what's the market on "warm spit" these days?
Just recently, in fact, I picked up some "cool" spit at "Peter Pickles Place". The store greeter said "Hello Sir, welcome to Ppppeter Ppppickles Pppplaccce...we've got a great sale on Sssally'sss Ssseassshell Pppasta". I didn't even request a free sample of her saliva but she gave it to me anyway. There was no price listed so I guess, in hindsight, I should have immediately asked "What'ssssss the PPPPrice PPPPPoint on the Ssssspittttt". The information would have been really helpful with fully comprehending this analogy....I mean...I don't get the reason "warm" spit is the lowest value...is chilled spit premium priced???
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"agree to disagree" = Used when one wants to reject the objective reality of the situation and hopefully replace it with their own.
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Mr W
could you write a response in the voice of ELMER FUDD?
pretty please!!!!!!!
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"I think something's going on in turd-land" <~~~ schoolbus I never knew a communications expert could be so funnee & so KEWL <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> Pep
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Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them ! [color:"red"] I stole this one from a poster on an anti-infidelity discussion forum where they are not politically correct .... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> I am not a member there ... so I only lurk to cherry-pick their sayings[/color]
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"God exists in the very thin membrane between the past and the future.
Live in the NOW, in the present, do not live in the guilt and shame of the past nor live in the fear of the future.
" <~~~ BrambleRose
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hmmmph, remind me to check my punctuation and grammar before I am brilliant! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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NIPPLES TO THE WIND [color:"red"]<~~~ what the heck does THIS mean???? Lookie here !!!! [/color]
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Do you have that sound track, Pep?
I didn't know that their are five Sweet Potato Queen books.
Is this the organization you and Susan belong to?
Any good? the books I mean, and that sound track.
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You know I have HUMOR issues..what I think is funny others don't...
BUT..I LOLed when I read this, VISUALIZING you running out of your house in that bathrobe yesterday, screaming out your SIGNATURE LINE...
I made it happen..a joyful life..filled with peace, contentment, happiness and fabulocity.
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"I believe that men and women are equal. Polygamy, polyamory (or whatever soft word you wish 2 apply) is first and foremost about inequality."
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all SPQ stuff is good for the revirgination of the female spirit any group who promotes the drinking of ~~~> Fat Mama's Knock You Nekkid Margaritas... can't be all bad <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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and you gotta LOVE this [b][color:"purple"] 'I Hate Your Lousy Rotten, Stinkin'Guts But, I'm Not Bitter.'[/color]
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