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#1860708 04/16/07 09:39 PM
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Ladies and Gentleman...

For your entertainment purposes I would like to invite you all to a "HO" down...

Dress like your favorite "HO"...strictly for laughs...

Bring your infidelity dictionary... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Party favors are always a joy...gag gifts a plus... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

We will also have a contest for best way to catch a "HO", best way to expose a "HO", and Best "HO"...

Gather together in laughter and celebration...we will need people to voluntary services, render their talents...perhaps you would like to DJ...You're better at DosieDoing...Cutting a rug...Doing the twist... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

COME ON BABY...we like it like this!

: Dancing to the beat:

Now I like to party by myself, I've already started...

WHO'S with me?

:Come on baby let's do the twist, come on babbby let's do the twist:

:Take me by the hand and do like this:

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />


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Is we getting paid for dis? Ya know, I don't put out for free!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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LMAO...What's your specialty honey? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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You are on a roll tonight!

HO Down? LMAO!

Is there such a thing as a Best Ho?


I feel like I've been twistin already--but more like twistin in the wind than dancing.

I will take the dance floor but think I will do more of a STOMP while picturing the HO.


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ExWS -Drac
DD 9
DSS 15
D Day 11/06
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"You Can't Fix Stupid" - My Mom
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TO the left...to the left...to the right..to the right...

now, drip baby, let's drip baby..

Now, slide...


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DJ Here:

Here's some STOMPing music:



Divorced on 3/25/2008 but I have primary legal and physical custody of my 2 kids.

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Ephesians 5:25 - Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her
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Pig roast to the left...

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"All DOGS DO NOT GO TO HEAVEN"... Now, showing in the back of the hall...

THere you go E...let's keep it upbeat now!


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LMAO...What's your specialty honey?


*Jumping up and down, breaking one of my stiletto heels in the process of shoving ML out of the way, and waving to S4B*

"Hey! Hey! I want to help! I can show people how to find their soulmates online. It's easy. Any smuck can do it. I could set up a booth right next to the kissing booth. (I'm available for that too....ooops, bad joke.) And, when they leave here, they can take what I teach em and pratice it in the privacy of their own home. I know a bunch of married men who really like that cuz they can't get out much if ya know what I mean..the poor babies.....snort. I got lots of experience tho. I can make a man eat out of my hands in just a few weeks.

And BTW....I don't consider myself a "ho". Cybersex is not the same thing as actually doing it. I'm not really hurting anybody. Duh. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Hey, one more thing, does the best ho get to wear one of them cute little tiara thingys? " <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Husband was unfaithful to me before and after our marriage, at least 7 times. I found out 13 yrs into the marriage. Trickle truth for an entire year. Several different d-days, so it was more like a d-year. Difficult recovery.



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HO-Show Down....

Need more tunes!

Brave Combo-Hokey Pokey (Dance Lessons Offered)



Brave Combo Laser Polka.



Kim Mitchell

Patio & Laterns



Go for Soda




Paul Weller & Amy Winehouse:

Heard it through the grapevine




Elvis Presley

Heart Break Hotel



(Hound Dog)



Johnny B Goode




Little Sister




Blue Suede Shoes




Jail House Rock




MC HAMMER

CAN'T TOUCH THIS



Pump It Up




Gloria Estefan

Turn The Beat Around




Rolling Stones

Satisfaction




Brown Sugar




Under My Thumb




Bachman Turner Overdrive

Takin Care of Business



You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet



ZZ TOP

Gimme ALL Your Lovin



La Grange



Creedence Clear Water

Down on the Corner



Proud Mary



Van Halen

Jump




You Really Got Me Know



Tom Petty

You Wreck Me




Bruce Springsteen

Fire



Born In The USA



Dancing in the Dark


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There's a special presentation for our "HO" Down:

Please hold your sides: We'd hate for you to bust a gut! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

HillyBilly Ho Down

Mopey= The kissing booth has been susenped this year due to the huge break out of Mono last year...Thank you for your offer...

Also, yes, we will be accepting Best ho pics...I'm sure that we can get a donation for a tiara thingy! LMAO

The winner will be able to pick from one of these lovely tiaras! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

http://www.wedding-favours.com/Feather%20Hair%20Pieces.htm

Sky- LMAO...Good job! keep up the great work! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


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Presidental "HO" Down...

Hillary, George, and Obama: The Musical!

LMAO


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And here's my submission for Best HO couple:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/n_hillbilly_wedding1.htm

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />


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Sky -

Please don't sully Brave Combo with HO-downs....

It's not allowed.

Brave Combo is sacred and above all this....

Their music is chocolate to a wounded soul....happy and rich enough to pull you up.

- Kimmy, who's been Polkatharsis-ing since high school...when they played at a little bar in Denton called "The Library"


I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?

O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.

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And you forgot their cover of "People are Strange"

Classic.


I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?

O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.

My Story

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"Sophisticated"- Hilly billy's







Moonshine


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Refreshment time & Zyedco.

Roy Orbinson

COKE




Hillbilly Show




Zydeco Line Dance




Sundogs Zydeco


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Sky- LMAO, you have to much time on your hands! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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I've been at too many ho downs!

Zydeco (Mojo)

Queen Ida




Clifton Chenier

I'm a Hog for You



Muddy Waters

Got My Mojo Working


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I never been to a HO down before...this is very funny are they all like this...I always thought if i ever got the HO down it would be bloody not funny


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You want to bring Cajun into the mix.

No Cajun ho down is complete without This Beauty

Pop That Coochie - Jamie Bergeron


BS 33 EXWW 35 DS 5
OM1 9/06 - 03/07
OM2 04/07 - present
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