???? Cougar Vibrator scraper ????

Hey Rin,

Obviously you are not familiar with Cougar Vibrators. They are the industry standard!

16 Models either 12 or 24 volt and even hydraulic powered. 80-3,200 lbs of force output at up to 5,000 rpm! They have a lot of accessories including timers and foot throttles too.

wow, NOW i'M IMPRESSED AND WANT TO COME VISIT TO, JUST FOR THE ride!

LMAO... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Chrisner - shoulda kept that a "secret" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Cougar Vibrators..."The Leader in Industrial Vibration"...

That's them SL!!

They don't make anything for protein rooms but they still have electric, air and hydraulic vibrators, piston and ring vibrators, air cannons, vibratory tables and the popular Gyro Whip and Power Lance!

I think I like the fact that it works IN ALL conditions...

Even extreme fridgetiness... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

yeah, like EXTREMELY DUSTY conditions. I don't like the sound of that.

Sean, oh, no, I mean Chris,
I have a blue Subaru.

Chris, do you prefer the AIR BALL vibrators?

They are designed to produce more force... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Beau, I found I can order Blue Runner "Creole Cream Style Red Beans" from the internet. Whoo Hooo!!

Red beans and sausage here we come!

"mmmmmm mmmmmmm Them are good red beans Aunt Bea! Aren’t them good red beans Op?"

Now I don't have to move to Southern Louisiana and relearn how to talk without pronouncing "th's".


Rassin Frassin Warning Wrapper Page Thingy!!!! What's up with that?

BC-

When are you going to finish your "Tale of Colorado with an old Guy"? (JUST KIDDING Chris! :-)

Works not terribly busy, but fires keep poppin up.

Soon Mon Ami, Soon.

Distinguished Giddymo, distinguished.

Um, I thought you were being Sean Connery, now, but I guess old Guy will do...how sad, I like the distinguished guy thingy.

Beau & Chrisner's Beer Drinking & Mountain Peeing Tour of Colorado
Chapter II - Baseball and News Reporters


Day 2 of the tour established our routine for the week. After drinking all night we were up by 8 the next morning drinking coffee and getting cleaned up. This routine lasted the entire trip. Run all day, drink all night, up at 8 with coffee, clean up, and repeat. I failed to work sleep into the schedule, but I was only here for 5 days and didn’t see where I had time.

So after fueling up on coffee and cleaning up we were out the door. Next stop, Cherrie Creek Arts Festival. When I was a kid I went to the festivals to eat jambalaya, gumbo, meat on a stick, frito pie, nachos, and to ride the scrambler, spider, Ferris wheel, tilt-o-whirl, and to listen to 80’s hair bands, Cajun bands, swamp pop bands, country music, and to see how fast I could throw a ball, shoot hoops in undersized baskets, swing a sledge hammer, buy Schlitz malt liquor under age, and throw darts at little balloons. At the Cherry Creel Arts Festival you drank cucumber water or Heineken, there were no games or rides, the booths consisted of art, poetry, and cultural books, the music consisted of old balding guys playing world music, and the only meat on stick around was shish kabobs prepared by Chef (insert crazy foreign name here). So we found my news anchor friend’s booth which had a sign that read, “Meet Christine XXXXX from 11a -1p”. Well it’s exactly 11 and she’s not there yet, so I call to giver her chit. She was just around the corner and showed up a few minutes later. We talked for a few minutes, made plans for later, and then let her off the hook so she could be with her public for a few hours. Me and Chris decided this place wasn’t our gig so we headed to Coors field where we felt more comfortable. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

One of the crazy things about this trip is that nothing was planned and we seemed to be just in time for everything. We leave the festival, make our way to the ball park b/c we know there’s a game, park a few blocks away, walk right to the ticket kiosk, buy kick a$$ seats, look at the time, it’s like 12:30, and the game starts at 1. So we make our way into the stadium, walk around the entire park so Chris can show me the highlights of the stadium, find our section, go to the snack shop, get 2 bud lights, 2 bags of peanuts, a hot dog for me, find our seats, and as soon as we sit down everybody’s standing for the National Anthem. Well the game's pretty good, the beer’s excellent, we narrowly miss a Todd Helton homerun just over our heads, and then the icing on the cake happens. A late in the game thunderstorm finds us and when it starts raining the field crew tries to get the tarp on the field, only tropical storm winds kick up and take the tarp with the field crew hanging on. Guys went airborne, guys surfed the field holding on, and some were even buried alive by the possessed tarp. We should have been worried about their safety, but after 4 or 5 beers all we could manage was hysterical laughter <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />. The Philly’s actually cleared the dugout and rescued the field crew. The clip was on the news the rest of the week. So we got to witness history. So we continued to drink since there wasn’t much else to do and the game finally resumed and then karma handed the Philly’s the ballgame for being good sports.

Now we’re leaving the park and heading to a restaurant down the road to meet the news anchor. We get their a little early, so we have a few drinks while waiting. Christine’s having trouble finding a place to park so we have a few more drinks while waiting. Christine shows up and we participate in witty banter, I’m sure we were witty, right Chris? So after some Buffalo prime rib and a few more drinks and a lot of laughs due to the witty banter Christine invites us back to her place b/c she wants to donate rice for the cooking I’m gonna do, riiiiiight <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />. This is where things get interesting. See, Christine has this roommate Lanna, I guess she felt like Chris was feeling left out, so we’re back at her condo hanging out and there’s a lot of hugging and petting going on then Christine breaks out the camera. So now amature photographer Chris is snapping shots of me with Christine and Lanna <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />. We could tell Lanna was really wanting to go out and I could tell Chris was checking her out, so we decided to go for a ride. So we’re fixing to load up and Lanna takes off into the grass and get this, takes a dump <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />, we couldn’t believe it. I was like, dude, she’s yours. So we load up and Lanna parks it right next to Chris and starts licking his neck and putting her nose in his ear and believe or not Chris is cool with it. So we ride around for a while and eventually Christine drops us off at the green thunder. So we hug and kiss and the night’s finally over. So the first thing I say when we get in the car is, “So Chris, what did you think of Christine’s French poodle?” <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

So that was day 2 of the tour. Coming up next: Chapter III – Living A Dream

da Tarp

Okay, so why did I start hearing the Soundtrack from a really bad porn movie when I read this?????? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Brit's Brat

(Ya' know, BC, the next stop on your "BC does all MB cities" should be Houston....we're not too far from you, have some Cajun' places here and you have me and MelodyLane...Let the ladies show ya' how its done!!!)

oooooohhhh, I can't wait! Is this the part where we saved all the Victoria Secret models from terrorists or do we just drink some more?


BB - Be sure to clear plenty of room in the fridge for Bud Light. Trust me on this.

da tarp project was really cool!

I think you guys should go on tour; going from town to town surprising people with ball game tickets and some beer. Seems you guys can rustle up a party wherever you go!

[quote(Ya' know, BC, the next stop on your "BC does all MB cities" should be Houston....we're not too far from you, have some Cajun' places here and you have me and MelodyLane...Let the ladies show ya' how its done!!!) [/quote]

Wouldn't be my first time with 2 ladies. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Can we take the tour at the Budweiser plant?