I will not deny I am a bad man. I just amply balance it out by my good side. Call it a dichotomy.

Okay, I'll be nice, and I won't say it!

you're BOTH encourageable!

and i know i didn't spell that right and i don't care.
i'm blonde, and i am allowed to misspell things.

it's all good boys.
it's all good.

mlhb

ya'll fart around too much

where's the blonde with the stick?

I'm on my way

And I thought Southerns were subtle!

I'm not Southern, I'm Cajun.

There is no Cajun word for Subtle.

I'm not Southern either. I'm Texan. We're like a whole other country.

I'm in Missouri, or as we like to call it, the State of Misery, and we have been conflicted throughout history of whether we our southern or northern. We are midwestern. I was born south of the Mason-Dixon line though and I've been to both Texas and Louisiana.

Isn't MO one of those states that I see out my window when I fly from NY to LA?

It's over there by the Iraq... and such as...

i want to know what happened to the gf that pariah was a gushy over? the one he kept saying he was spending twice as much money on as he ever did his ex?

do tell...

mlhb

Texas is technically a fly-over state as well. I've been to both coasts and if they continue to fly over thats fine with me.

How are you going to get from Houston (humidity capital of the US) to NY so you can fly to LA LA?

I wouldn't call Illinois Iraq, although they may share some things in common! Darn flat-landers.

seabird... how often do you come to NY? you mean i could actually meet your BAD self in person?

what part of NY?
I'd love to carry our lovely conversations into live action! haha

mlhb

I are Big Awl. I are everywhere...

That was my Miss USA snarky comment since someone else brought up dumb blonds.*

mlhb - I actually have been to NY (city) in several years. My company used to keep an apt in Manhattan. Guess you're just going to have be happy with beating me up over the internet. :P








*FTR, my GF is blond and NOT at all dumb.

all right, dam*it, for the record i am BLOND and not at all dumb!

there are a FEW of us out there.

just wanted to get that straight.

i'll try not to cry too hard over having to bash you only over the internet. it would have been so much more fun in person.

mlhb

I'd pay to see that match-up, i.e. mlhb vs. Seabird.

I am a high-IQ blonde. I should point out for the record that unlike many pretenders, I have been blonde all of my life, i.e. it is not the flavor of the month.

I used to know a ton of blonde jokes. I can tell them with total impunity.

i have been blonde all my life as well. i do add highlites but underneath it all, it is still blonde.

of course, there are other ways to know ones true hair color.. no flavor of the month is going to change that one!

so booka, when shall i meet you at the dog for my belated birthday drink?

mlhb

I'D PAY to see a match up between me and seabird as well! lol

I was referring the the flavor of the month as relating to how often some women change their hair color. The XW comes to mind. When I think of the layer of caked-on hairspray on the bathroom door, turning it fuzzy, I don't miss that at all.

If you can drink beer or wine then we can meet at the Dog. Otherwise, there are other interesting places to go where you can have your vodka. McGurk's comes to mind, I can get my black and tan there.


We would have to get some dancing in at the Dog though. Plus you could get the good scoop on me from all of my friends there. I wonder how Kelly Baby would react to another blonde?

yes, i know what you meant about the flavor of the month.
hairspray? stopped using it YEARS ago. hate the stuff.

sounds like a date booka.

kelly?? refresh my memory on that one....

mlhb

The XW used tons of it (she has hair issues and was extreme high maintenance in that and other categories). She was buying some really expensive stuff, over $10.00 a can, at least one can per week.

You and your threats! You would need many days of rest after a weekend in my company!

Kelly Baby is my friend and is the fiance of my friend Eric, so is the nephew of Dave & Jo Ellen, who run the Dog. When I brought Cyndy there Keely confronted her, told Cyndy that I was a great guy and that Cyndy better treat me right. I'm watching all of this from the table and can't hear a thing over the band. Cyndy ask me who that was. I told her it was Kelly Baby. I asked what Kelly Baby had said to Cyndy and Cyndy told me. I told Cyndy that was the best $5.00 I had ever spent, implying that I had Paid Kelly Baby to say those things about me. I should probably sic Kelly Baby on Cyndy at this point. That would be a cat-fight I would pay to watch! It wouldn't be fair to Cyndy as Kelly Baby would kick Cyndy's hind-end. Needless to say, Cyndy did not ultimately follow Kelly Baby's advise to treat me right and instead essentially had a repeat performance of round 1. Kelly Baby and I dance together quite a bit and she's been a good friend to me, as well as her fiance Eric, who is very interesting in his own right.

It's like a big family at the Dog and I have been adopted into it.

ok, i knew the name was familiar....

i remember you talking of that couple now.

mlhb

Well, I didn't take her up on the offer.

I had a deadline to meet and had to get all the way over to Ackworth before the wrecking yard where my destroyed truce is closes.

I was allowed to get my new tires off my truck, but when I got there to change them out, the idiot from Pep Boys had destroyed the lug key by overtightening the lugs on my new truck when I had it's dry-rotted wheels balanced.

Now I have to wait until next week to get the tires because Inept Boys have to remove the lug locks with their lug key. I am putting the old lugs back on. The keyed lugs make it impossible to change a tire if they are tightened by a monkey with an air wrench.