Cind,

How do you add all those icons in a text?

In the post screen, right above the box where you type, there is a box w/ a smiley face....if you click on that, you can see the emoticons. If you click on one of them, they will appear in your text. At the end of it. If you need to move one, you can cut and paste.

ACK!!!

Please, NOT Stacy and Clinton!

They can't throw it away if it's a souvenir and not to wear, can they???

And no, I do not intend to let my body parts hang out in the breeze, in front or in back! My outfits are more like #6, 18, 19, 20, 21 (some do's and don't's in there) but they don't fit well since I've lost weight. The ones I'm giving to Goodwill are more like the little picture on the bottom of #1 (a don't) and also #2 (a do, but I'm too old, right?).

I wish I looked like #27!

Thanks ever so much for feeding my paranoia, it was getting hungry...

(Hey, I just made that up. I'm kinda pleased w/myself!)

Not to worry. They will donate everything to a good cause.

Have you been paying attention to this thread?

No sweats, right?

I'm keeping my sweats (just for at home).....and I'm not always wearing my makeup but I am still a goddess!!!!

Thanks, Cind.

You are welcome. Anytime.

After all, my mother says I am the nice daughter.

:RollieEyes:

We can roll our eyes now!!!!


BTW, one more inch and my hair will be long enough to donate a pony tail!

Beautiful Lengths

Looking for some advice and hope that a few GODDESSES around here will be able to help....

This GODDESS has in fact turned the page on the big five 0... :RollieEyes:

...and, seeing that today I had such an unusual RIDE on the emotional rollercoaster...I am now wondering if..HORMONES!?!?! ...are starting to get into the mix..urgh!

Just wondering what signs I should be on the lookout for as a....BS in Plan B having turned the page on the big five 0?

Remember you are still the same beautiful woman you were at 25....you just have more experience.

Get your mammies grammed.....I can send you commiseration on that.

Remember that perimenopause can start as early as 35 so you may just be having an emotional day or it could be a hormonal day. Who knows?!

Hi Cind,


I didn't think they would be 'effected'?!?

...and yes, I know that, too :RollieEyes:...I may just be fishing for an 'excuse' for my emotional day! ...can't blame me for trying

BS's learn to be very resourceful, aren't we?

Hi Queenie,


...yeah...maybe so...but you can fool some of the people some of the time...but you sure can't fool CIND no time!

No surry, we certainly can't.....

Do you think she was always this smart or just learned well?

Q,

...out of the womb, I'd say

Hey, I look for excuses, too. Yesterday, I had a case of total screaming meanies. Maybe it was hormones. Maybe it was getting out of synch w/ my meds. Maybe it was stress. Dunno. But, I do regret it.

Meanwhile, for your edification:

Get Your Mammies Grammed!

For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram
"OK," I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooters in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's viselike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath," she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And, see how THEY come out!

Hi Cind,

Thanks for the laugh...LOL!

...and I agree...


... I find this comment could apply to a lot of MAN-made machines...requiring a lot of muscle power to operate...even down to a simple can opener sometimes!

...guess it's up to the ladies to...speak up or do something about it! :RollieEyes:

...OTOH, I have come across some fancy bottle openers created by some very thoughtful inventors requiring very little muscle-power! ...so, any men who read my above comment who may take offense, please ignore it...

Thanks for the mammie poem!

Y'all may be onto something, I got a haircut and bought some new clothes... and last night H initiated SF and did something he hadn't done in ages!!!

Here's an excellent educational video that I've been wanting to share with someone. Maybe y'all will appreciate...
Sex Therapy

..."a wheat alternative."

I'm thinking that, when dickagrams become routine tests for men, that women will bet better tests.

OK now, Cinders... let's be careful not to be offensive to our DEAR MENFOLK...