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Have you seen the sheen of oil when the noodles hit the boiling water? No, because she doesn't cook it. She breaks it all up in the little package, dumps in the flavoring, shakes it up and devours it.  How can that even be called food?
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Dunno.
My tummy hurts thinking on it.
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I had a friend who had lived in Japan as a teenager. She taught me to add things to that stuff....frozen vegetables, soy sauce (like they need more salt), diced hard boiled egg, sesame seed, chicken, shrimp, things like that. I ended up with real soup out of it.
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I mean I have to admit i still have fond memories of eating it as a child....but as an adult I think that my a$$ likes it way more that my mouth LMAO!
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My husband boils them up and mixes them in with his scrambled eggs. And one time he mixed in some canned pink salmon. He thought it was GREAT! 
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My husband boils them up and mixes them in with his scrambled eggs. And one time he mixed in some canned pink salmon. He thought it was GREAT! 
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My husband boils them up and mixes them in with his scrambled eggs. And one time he mixed in some canned pink salmon. He thought it was GREAT! sounds better than the scramble eggs and calf brains my father used to eat. Or pigs feat, or pig ears, our sause.
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The day I came over and saw the pig's head defrosting in my dear mil's sink was the ONE day I didn't eat her cooking.
I can't handle it when I meet the meat.
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lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!! 
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piggy head in the sink
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
~ English proverb Neak's Story
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As witnessed by the gal that got a piglet for Easter when she was a young'un.
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I had a friend who had lived in Japan as a teenager. She taught me to add things to that stuff....frozen vegetables, soy sauce (like they need more salt), diced hard boiled egg, sesame seed, chicken, shrimp, things like that. I ended up with real soup out of it. That reminds me of the fairy tale where this guy has a magic soup rock. He puts the magic soup rock in his kettle and adds water and whatever other extras he has handy - carrots, potatoes, onions... and lo! The soup rock turns it all into soup!! And he eats soup every day and puts in bits of food every day and lo!! His kettle never becomes empty. All thanks to the magic soup rock.
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NO WONDER! I got it! I have just finally figured it out! Thanks Turtley!  My H has rocks in his Head so that's why Top Ramen magically turns to a soup dinner when he eats it!  Dear Lord the mystery has been solved! 
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turtle - that's a lot like Tomi DePaulo's story about Strega Nonna.
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Ewe...what about a nice dessert line for cake eaters like my H.
We can have cake batter flavored Top Ramen and instead of the lil powdered turkey flavor packet it would be a lil frosting packet! YESSSSSSSSS....then he can truly have his cake and eat it too.
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I love the Stregga Nona books.
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Dear Hot Ramen,
Every time I come home I take off my shoes and socks and my socks always disappear. Where the hell are my socks?
- Yuppie in Hell
Dear Hell,
Check the second drawer from the bottom. Otherwise, check your Old Sock Ramen Soup. It's a classic recipe from many years ago Maybe your housemates have found a new solution to your hygienic dilemma. You didn't know you had a hygienic dilemma? Maybe it's a subtle hint.
Old Sock Ramen Soup
Here's a time honored tradition for those supermoms with too much to do and not enough hours in the day.
1 package instant Ramen
5 cups water
1 tablespoon soy sauce (or to taste)
1/4 teaspoon balsamic vinegar
1 stalk green onion
first identify the socks and pick them up with BBQ tongs or industrial gloves. place it in your cooking pot, but don't turn on the heat yet! You can use those top ramen bricks to do some of your pre-wash scrubbing to get those tough stains out. Add some vinegar to the really difficult spots and squeeze out socks when sufficiently washed. Hang them on the line and they're ready to go for another day. As for that water, just heat it up with the ramen bricks inside, add the remaining ingredients
and viola, a midnight snack, too. (Also works with crusty underwear.)
- Hot Ramen
Widowed 11/10/12 after 35 years of marriage
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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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Eweeeeeeeeee
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laxative ramen  LOL make it extra spicy! :MrEEk:
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We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot.
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laxative ramen LOL make it extra spicy! :MrEEk: Preferably with a shot of OC spray. I'm so mean.
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