More importantly..

Can she pee standing up?

Well, I believe she COULD pee standing up if she really desired such, but she's prolly enough of a lady to leave that to BC, in his quest to leave his MARK around the globe...

Not at all.. this being in reference to a conversation a few months ago..

besides.. there's the contortion and meteorological aspects... adjusting for windage and..



Oh nevermind..

Inside jokes aside...


Trust me on this one, she COULD if she wanted to...

Lawdy Lawdy!!

Does this girl have any idea what she's in for with this group here egging BC on???

I'm with SL for SURE!

Funny, she was around for New Years Eve and I told her the bathroom was behind the garbage can. That brought up some of my stories and the fact that I've MARKED just about every house in the neighborhood.

She did express her jealousy of men's ability to make anything a bathroom

I haven't asked, and now I most definately will, but I'm sure growing up in the French Quarter she MUST have squatted in an alley or two.


Chris,

She was born in a pub and had her own mug as a toddler. I've learned that in England pubs are family owned businesses and her mom and dad married mostly so they could become part of a franchise. She doesn't drink much American beer, but we are VERY beer compatibale

She could have a booth at the swanky arts festival. She is a sports fan, mostly football, but enjoys baseball as well.

Meat on a stick? We haven't dated long enough to discuss that yet, but my hopes are very high

OMG!! I just remembered

She HAS peed standing up. She told me about a French Quarter invention for ladies during Mardi Gras. It's some kind of sleave that fits in your pants and there's a piece at the top that...you know....fits

Man they are cheap! And all that practicing for nothing ...I could have just bought one of those!

Way to go SDguy...where were you when I needed you!!!!!

Thanks for the info...wonder if Academy has them! :gobblegobble:

Yup.. she's a keeper fer sure!

So, one day God showed up in the Garden of Eden and sat down to talk to Adam and Eve. He said, "I have a gift for each of you. But, you have to decide who gets which gift." Adam and Eve were quite agreeable to this.

God said, "Well, the first gift is the ability to urinate while standing up." Adam got so excited that he was jumping up and down, begging to be the recipient of this fine gift.

God asked him if he wanted to hear what the other gift was and Adam said that there was no way the other gift could be as good and that he really wanted it. Eve agreed that Adam could have this marvelous gift.

Then God said, "Eve, since you were so patient and waited and were agreeable for Adam to take the first gift, I am happy to tell you that, from now on, you will be able to have multiple orgasms."

Love it Cinder...Thanks!

I've never seen that in the Bible, but yeah, that seems about right :RollieEyes:

I enjoy being a girl

I ENJOY BEING A GIRL!!

Silent:


So does Flamingo....



LG

Sounds like a great End of Year BC, 2009 should be a GREAT YEAR for you!

LG

didja check out that video......?

LG,

There are some things we ladies got the GOOD end of the stick on...

Cinders,

That video reminds me of my every day, sans the long, black, hair, of course

Well, I did think it was more inventive than THE ORIGINAL VERSION.

Update Time

We had our annual neighborhood bash at the Youngsville parade Sat. I'll be sending a few pics to the amigos shortly. I didn't have DS and GF couldn't make it, so I was designated cook and photographer. I grilled over 15 pounds of sausage and came home with maybe a pound left. The kids destroyed a stawberry cream cheese king cake. I had a few bud lights , the weather was perfect, and the parade was fantastic. This year was one for the books. I really wanted DS there, but EXWW's mom was in town and DS doesn't get to see her very often.

Sun we had DS's Bday party. He'll officially be 5 Wed. It was a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme. I got him his first BB gun and a kid approved shootin game for the Wii. We had a pretty big turn out and I had one of those giant 5 in 1 jump and slide obstacle course blow up things. The kids got every penny out of that thing.

So I had a near perfect weekend. I didn't get to see GF at all. She's a senior in nursing school and is a top student so she has a lot of stuff going on. We haven't been on more than a lunch date in over a month. She's raising a dughter alone and we aren't bringing the kids into the R yet, so getting time together is almost impossible at this point.

It is taking a toll on me. I'm just trying to hang in there for a while longer. I'd really like to make it through the semster and see if things get better over the summer. Her final semster won't be nearly as bad as this one, so I'm just trying to make it through a few more grueling months.

I am being haunted by what's happened to me. I'm not getting any ENs met and that gets my brain racing. This isn't GFs fault. It's EXWW's. I'm having trouble keeping my brain settled. All these horrible thoughts enter my brain despite GF doing nothing to warrant these thoughts. It helps that I recognize where they're coming from and that allows me to overcome them, but it doesn't stop them from coming back. I hope this goes away as more time passes, but I do wonder if this is something I'll fight forever.

Other than that things are going well. I keep myself pretty busy. My job's fairly secure, I'm financially stable, and I get plenty of time with family and friends.

So no real complaints

Happy Mardi Gras!