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We have a new Melody Jr here.
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You flatter me, TheRoad. That's a title no one could live up to.
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Sorry, I did not realize your post was tongue in cheek also! :crosseyedcrazy:
Me 55, XWH 53, M 22 years
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alien replaces my husband "I'm not happy" -7/08
Discover OW-8/08 (his direct report and I work there also)
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Applications are once again being accepted. Unfortunately, demand requires opening another branch.
(Pistola handling and golf club weilding experience are not necessary. Hats are optional.)
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Depends... What kind of hat? I have never advocated wearing an adult diaper as a hat !  Who suggested this? 
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Sorry, but a Texas lady never leaves her Smith and Wesson at home! 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Shouldn't that read, "Goodbye, cruel BOARD?" I HATE GBCB statements...makes me wanna shake my screen silly.
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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Sorry, but a Texas lady never leaves her Smith and Wesson at home! (sheepishly toeing the ground) Buh..um...I thought it was "Bring your Glock to Work Day." It comes in pink, yanno...
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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Sorry, but a Texas lady never leaves her Smith and Wesson at home! (sheepishly toeing the ground) Buh..um...I thought it was "Bring your Glock to Work Day." It comes in pink, yanno... You can bring your pink Glock, hunny... 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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It comes in pink, yanno... And the Glock chambered in S&W 40 fits into a purse so much nicer than that canon Mel lugs around... I forget, Mel. Is that the S&W 460XVR or a model 500 in the 50 cal with the 8 3/4" barrel?   Look for the new show this fall on The Handgun Channel. It's a real old time western: MelodyLane - Waynerd Hunter. Watch each week as Mel and her faithful dog (half Chihuahua/half Mastiff) track down an unrepentant wayward spouse and bring them to justice, Old West style. Sorry, don't get to talk guns much since RIF quit posting... Mark 
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Speakng of cheater shows, have you ever seen CHEATERS that films in Texas?? I need to get on that show!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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p.s. my 9mm Keltec fits nicely in my purse! 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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:twobyfour: for hire? Since I don't qualify to be a counselor can I be backup?
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Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot.
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MelodyLane - Waynerd Hunter.  Move over Walker Texas Ranger. Watch each week as Mel and her faithful dog (half Chihuahua/half Mastiff) track down an unrepentant wayward spouse and bring them to justice, Old West style. Hey Mel...you can threaten to sick this dog on them. http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/uglydog.asp
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Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot.
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my 9mm Keltec fits nicely in my purse! Yeah, but it's only a 9mm...
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 Mark, that gun is highly cute! But I would prefer a nice pink one or perhaps a cammo pistol.
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The glock comes in PINK cammo...best o'both worlds!
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. My Story Recovered!
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Since I don't qualify to be a counselor can I be backup? How about to start, you can sort through the applications to sort out the pretenders from the real-deals. You can help with interviews too. Because there are no wussies allowed at WTHAYT. We mean business.
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Okay... This thing scared me. I literally jumped when it opened! But, find out how we can get ahold of it. He/she might come in handy.
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