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Thanks Mark, I get it now, very good explaination btw. Imagine, you being so thorough.  I had in my head this seedy little man under a bridge and couldn't seem to connect the two. :RollieEyes: I don't like trolls.
M'd 22 years
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Or I would go with Gloria Estefan's -
Come on baby, get off yout butt gotta wash that tanga
you know you can't take the smell any longer....
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I. SAID. BALLAD.  Don't you think I'm too old anyway to be singing songs about underwear? Depends, I guess... tl
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How about Donovan's
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I'll wring a thong for you
That's what I'm here to do
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I. SAID. BALLAD. Don't you think I'm too old anyway to be singing songs about underwear? Depends, I guess... tl Here you go TL .... sung to the tune of Whitney Houston's - I Will Always Love YouIf I should tell,
My panties would only smell and rub.
So I'll wash, but oh my gosh,
I'll think of you ev'ry time I scrub.
And I will always smell you.
I will always smell you.
You, my darling pantie. Hmm.
Malodorous memories
that is all I'm taking with me.
So, goodbye. Please, don't cry.
We both know I'm very sticky, indeed.
And I will always smell you.
I will always smell you.
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OK, I concede that's more ballad-y than any of Pio's suggestions. :RollieEyes: Not very romantic, though. Unless your romance is with Weird Al Yankovich.  tl
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Not very romantic, though.
tl I had the original poster in mind ... does that matter?
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Tell you the truth, I'd pretty much forgotten the original poster!  tl
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Tell you the truth, I'd pretty much forgotten the original poster! tl dork!
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A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
~ English proverb Neak's Story
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What can I say? I can be easily diverted... Let's go ride bikes! tl
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