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Slag is a........:gobblegobble:
Because of Shiny, OWH will probably have a very..... :happynewyear:
Yes, YES, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Okay, I'm finally back after a REALLY long day!!
Slept 2 hours last night, LOL!
I had a lot of homework. But I was determined to make it!!
Shiny picked me up at the rendezvous point on Tatooine.
LOL!
We rode to the courthouse sans heater, it went out last week and he hasn't had a chance to get it in the shop because he is SUPER ATTORNEY!!! Faster than a speeding bullet!! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!!
Yes! Really! Seriously! He CAN!!
Shiny dropped me off in front of the courthouse and like last time, had to park 5 miles away, LOL!!
I went in and had to be wanded because of my buttons on my suit jacket.
I was standing and waiting for Shiny to come bounding up the steps and inside when Slag walked by me out of a little hallway with a restroom area.
She mumbles "Good Morning." As IF I'm going to speak to her after the way she has treated OWH!! Slag!
She walked a ways down the hall and I continued to watch for Shiny and also OWH. I looked back at her once and she was on the phone. When I looked back at her again, she was taking my picture with her phone camera!
WTH do you think that was all about? Maybe she sent it to Gray and he made some fake porn site out of it or something.
OWH thinks it's because he hasn't seen me in a while and I guess OWH mentioned to Slag, when he was still talking to her...how much better I am doing, healthy and I guess good looking?
I don't remember what word he used but it was something like that, LOL!
Here comes Shiny and we went to the courtroom to wait for OWH. Then he showed up with his mom and a friend who was going to testify.
We had to wait for a bit and then the heat was ON!!
Shiny calls OWH's friend...Slag's attorney, (oh yes, the Harpy, that was her name, no? LOL!)-- B&M'ed about the line of questioning. Shiny was able to continue as per the judge and get his points across.
Then cross. Snide cross, I might add.
Then OWH's mom.
Harpy objects to Shiny's line of questioning again.
Shiny is able to continue as per the judge. Harpy objects as to "non-responsive" a couple of times, but Shiny got the info out of her that he needed.
Then Slag. LOL!!
Shiny asks about finances. Harpy objects. Shiny asks about the health of OWH. Harpy objects.
Shiny makes Slag go line by line and explain every little detail about her expenses. She is caustic and nasty to Shiny every chance she gets.
Time goes on. Judge wants to break for lunch. We decide to hit this Mexican restaurant and reminded OWH where it is. Then Shiny says, "I'll take Charlotte!" before anyone had a chance to say anything about who's riding with who. Whatever that was about, I don't know! Maybe I'm amusing? LOL!
Anyway, we meet where we had lunch the last time. Hilarious because it's the place Gray and I ate on our first date. LOL! I can't remember if I told Shiny that before or not. I'll have to ask him.
But that place precedes Gray, it's been around since I was a little kid. I guess that's why I never had a trigger about it. Plus it's in OWH's county so it's not like I ever go there anymore, especially since my dad's mom passed away, she used to live near there.
On the way there in the cold, cold car...I told Shiny I just KNEW he was going to bring up the car and who was driving it the other day! And there was something else I told him that I can't remember. So he says that I have to remind him of these things, LOL! I just DID!!
We get back to court, Slag on the stand. Shiny hammers her about her assertions that OWH wasted money and was in debt when they got married.
Then he brings up the things we discussed. LOL! He looks right at me after he asks her so what else could I do but wink? My eye just did it, I didn't even ask! LOL!! I think Slag saw that. Now she will think we are all in cahoots against her and Gray.
Wait. We ARE!! LMAO!!
I knew Shiny was going to get her because he had that "smile." The "cat that ate the cream" smile. LMAO!!
Long story short, (too late!!!! LOL!)--Shiny wins additional spousal support for OWH!! WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
The judge also set a trial date in March. I checked--it looks like I'll be missing some classes that day but I'm determined to be there for OWH!! That HO!! She should be ashamed!!
I'm glad I was able to go and support Shiny & OWH. Like I told Shiny this a.m.--I'll sleep when I'm dead!! I had to get in here and give this update before I head off to dreamland. It's been a heck of a day!!
OWH is having a hard time with things, still. Freaking out that his wife did all this when she was so opposed to adultery before. Yeah, BTDT!! Gray was the same way, supposedly!!
I tried to pep talk him during lunch and I told him that she is going to end up just like the rest of us if she doesn't get rid of Gray. Heck, she already testified that she had to put a lot of money in her credit cards and her financials reflect that. But it's NOT because of OWH!
It's because of GRAY!! He's going to max her out and want her to file for bankruptcy like he did with his XW and tried to do with me but I wouldn't agree to it.
Amazing, too, because I was pretty sick at the time. That was pre-A.
I also told OWH--"Look, he told her the same line of bs he told me when we got together. I READ about it, remember? He uses the same old story, same old song and dance."
OWH-"Well, I guess it works!!"
Me-"Yeah, apparently. LOL!"
Oh yeah, almost forgot!! She tried to claim SHE has been stressed out since this happened and that is why she lost 30 pounds! (Someone cue the banjos, please? OOPS!! I mean the violins!)
Yeah, OWH's mom commented that she looks anorexic. But that's from an all pill diet. Her and Gray both. Let's see...she testified to what she is taking (allegedly for her stress problems)--some form of xanax (which she has been taking since before the A) and pain pills. Well, GEE!!
Looks like Gray has got her on the old pill wagon. Well, we knew that already. But now it's on the record!! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Shiny busted her [censored] about her living arrangements, too. Of course there was denial! She's so stoned she thinks we are in Egypt!! LMAO!!
Shiny commented a lot on her arrogance when we were riding to lunch and after it was over. He said that she's almost as arrogant as Gray. Yep! I just told him I hoped I didn't inherit that and if I did, please tell me so I can correct it!!
Shiny has commented before that a LOT of OWH's case is something he can use in mine. More than OWH's even. Heck, OWH even commented about that.
My trial still might end up being before his, though. I guess we'll see. I don't have a date for mine yet and it looks like it won't be January. Shiny is filing to get more temporary support for me until we can get ready for trial and we'll probably end up in court in the middle of January or so.
It was a great day for sleighing!! Oops...I mean, SLAYING!!!
HA HA! Slag is a Post Toastie!! Ahhhh....FORGET Post Toasties! Slag and Gray are both what happens to marshmallows when you are camping and you hold them over the fire for too long!!
Crispy Critters!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
It's just SO funny because I never expected all of this. I filed for protection from Gray and now Shiny is riding herd on the both of them!!
I don't even care about revenge but Karma in the form of Shiny is kickin' the lousy butts of both of them!!
Man, I REALLY need to start that novel!!
Well, I'm going to hit the hay now and have SWEEEEEEEET dreams while Gray and Slag are popping pills miserably and lamenting Shiny's existence!!
Oh yeah, and Shiny said after we left, "I don't think she likes me!"
I said, "That's HER loss!!" LMAO!!!
Hah! That's what she gets for being on the wrong end of the Shiny stick!!
Boy, I sure am glad he's MY attorney and not theirs!! Ah, he'd never be theirs. They are the BAD GUYS!!
Charlotte