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If you serve a mouse whipped cream while tickling his toes, he's going to want to borrow your best expensive cashmire sweater. BUT
if you lend him your best expensive cashmire sweater, he's going to need those adorable Minolo Blahnik shoes you got at a steal to go with it......
(that one's for you Mrs. W.....kisskiss)
not2fun
Bwahahahahaha Not! The thought of Manolos make me cringe right now, I broke my left big toe weekend before last! AND our 9 year old dd thinks she gets to wear my cashmere sweaters already!
... he's going to want you to serve the OW as nice as you please, while he sits by her side, gazing into her eyes like a lovesick ram.
>trying to get a visual of a lovesick ram<
We need the mods to give us emoticons of a lovesick ram and a rutting pig! These are vital to most of our threads!
Why do I know have visual from the infamous Deliverance scene in my head? Thank you all.
BW - me exWH - serial cheater 2 awesome kids Divorced 12/2011
Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot. --------Eleanor Roosevelt
And if you serve him whipped cream while tickling his toes, he's gonna want strawberries to go with the whipped cream, and he's gonna want you to lick the whipped cream off his toes.
and if you actually wanna lick whipped cream off his toes, b_r is going to hurl because then he's going to ask you to lick whipped cream off OW's toes to double the pleasure.
BW - me exWH - serial cheater 2 awesome kids Divorced 12/2011
Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot. --------Eleanor Roosevelt
Why do I know have visual from the infamous Deliverance scene in my head? Thank you all.
*cue banjo music*
Mind you, I don't think that is much worse than the visual of licking whip cream off wayward/OP toes...BLECH!
Mrs. W
The non-working edit feature SUCKCKCKS!
I think I could handle the banjo music better. Whipped cream and toe cheese....
Sorry you broke one of your piggies Mrs. W.
BW - me exWH - serial cheater 2 awesome kids Divorced 12/2011
Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot. --------Eleanor Roosevelt
THANKS B_R! I did that while trying to meet Mr. W's need for domestic support...I slipped after mopping...I also washed my cell phone with our sheets on the SAME day!!! I'm a really bad "domestic goddess" - lol! One of y'all start a thread and tell him he needs to do away with that particular EN of his!
If you give a wayward mouse a cookie, he's going to want to eat the whole bag.
BW - me exWH - serial cheater 2 awesome kids Divorced 12/2011
Many a good man has failed because he had a wishbone where his backbone should have been.
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot. --------Eleanor Roosevelt
HA! I think he'd tell me that I have enough cookies, er I mean purses!
Originally Posted by black_raven
If you give a wayward mouse a cookie, he's going to want to eat the whole bag.
Then he will want you to feel sorry for him and take care of him when he gets sick...and then expect you to clean up the whole mess afterwards...sigh...
I also washed my cell phone with our sheets on the SAME day!!!
Hahahahahaha That's hilarious. I had a friend who tried to dry out her cell phone after dropping in the pool by sticking it in the microwave! But she was drunk at the time... lolol... what's your excuse? lololol
Widowed 11/10/12 after 35 years of marriage ********************* “In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
I also washed my cell phone with our sheets on the SAME day!!!
Hahahahahaha That's hilarious. I had a friend who tried to dry out her cell phone after dropping in the pool by sticking it in the microwave! But she was drunk at the time... lolol... what's your excuse? lololol
I plead blonde your honor...However, not all dumbs are blonde yanno!
I also washed my cell phone with our sheets on the SAME day!!!
Hahahahahaha That's hilarious. I had a friend who tried to dry out her cell phone after dropping in the pool by sticking it in the microwave! But she was drunk at the time... lolol... what's your excuse? lololol
I think we have the same friend...
Let me guess...Port A in a condo?
Too many michaladas, not enough time in the world.
>I plead blonde your honor...
If you plead blonde, can I plead sparkles? I found another one, you know...
I never had to take the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?
O'hana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
BAH! I just remembered I ment to grab a cookie when I went home at lunch time and forgot....oh sweet decadent choolate chips forgive me for my fouled sense of forgetfulness.....the mouse took it all along with the cheese.
If you give a wayward mouse a cookie, he/she is going to want to have all the cookies, all the milk, all the cows, all the straws, all the cheese, lose his/her job, bankrupt the entire mouse family, starve the mouse children, and wonder 10 years later where it all went wrong.
AM
BW - 70 WH - 65 M - 35 years D-day - 17 Apr 08 H broke contact 11/1/09 Back in love after the worst thing that every happened to us.
The thought of Manolos make me cringe right now, I broke my left big toe weekend before last! 
AND our 9 year old dd thinks she gets to wear my cashmere sweaters already! 
Whipped cream and toe cheese.... 
Hahahahahaha That's hilarious. I had a friend who tried to dry out her cell phone after dropping in the pool by sticking it in the microwave! But she was drunk at the time... lolol... what's your excuse? lololol