Maybe he can log on to MB under the scream name CHEATAH and no one would be the WISER?? DUDE

Hi. I'm new to MB. I have just been busted in my affair and I would like your help.

I married an incredibly beautiful woman with whom, at the time of my marriage, I was deeply in love. Some would describe her as beautiful enough to be a supermodel. I had lots of girlfriends before I married, but I thought that she was the one that I wanted to spend my life with. We have been married for...years.

Throughout our marriage we had a good lifestyle. We had plenty of money and lived in a lovely home in an attractive part of the USA. We travelled the world with my job. Materially we wanted for nothing. We have two gorgeous kids aged 3 and 1. I believe for the most part my wife was very happy and fulfilled being a wife and mother.

However, I have not happy, and I became sexually involved with a few other women who completed my happiness. My wife was failing to meet my most important ENs, which were...

Hi Cheetah.
For starters, stop hanging around with skanky nightclub hostesses and secondly, remove any 9-irons from your house that might end up in the back of your skull.

There's a man who just lost a half a billion dollars, all for a cheap piece of snatch...er, I mean the most expensive piece of snatch ever.

He has, er...had a trophy wife who married him for money and what did she expect? He would have groupies all wanting to get their grubbie little nails into him just like any other celebrity.

And the OW is p1ssed because there is an OOW. Sheesh....

And what MB principle was Mrs. Woods applying?

The carrot and the STICK. Love seeing an actual example of the latter.