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Every time I think I am the weirdest person on earth.....I am proven wrong......often by this forum......and some people on this thread
I'm glad ML didn't leave (insert mushy smilie here)
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Union Major General John Sedgwick at Spotsyvania Court House 1864 - "They Couldn't Hit an Elephant at This Dist...."
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Every time I think I am the weirdest person on earth.....I am proven wrong......often by this forum......and some people on this thread Have you ever noticed how a good wedgie can wake you up and suddenly you feel ALIVE and attentive?
It's wedgie therapy, really.
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Union Major General John Sedgwick at Spotsyvania Court House 1864 - "They Couldn't Hit an Elephant at This Dist...." .... *THUD*
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Every time I think I am the weirdest person on earth.....I am proven wrong......often by this forum......and some people on this thread ) shaddup, lurioosi, I had PMS that week!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923
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Famous Last Words *link* Beck, Martha ( -1951) [American murderess] "My story is a love story, but only those who are tortured by love can understand what I mean. I was pictured as a fat, unfeeling woman. True, I am fat, but if that is a crime, how many of my sex are guilty. I am not unfeeling, stupid or moronic. My last words and my last thoughts are: Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." (Before her execution.) One of my favorites: Wilde, Oscar (1854-1900) "Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!"
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What's PMS? I NEVER get moody You don't need a wedgie when you wear a thong! (no, I am not sharing my underwear preference; it just happens to be a fact)
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What is the difference between a thong and grannie panties? I just made that up!
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Well I know I used this before on the odd Horatio and Emma thread but it is still a good one:
According to the official Royal Navy records Lord Nelson's last words to Captain Hardy before dying of his bullet wound was, "Thank God I have done my duty."
According to a nearby wounded sailor his last words were, "Rub, rub! Drink, drink! Fan, fan."
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What is the difference between a thong and grannie panties? I just made that up!
Speak for yourself, grandma!
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oh nice, the forum class clowns are congregating on my goodbyecruelworld thread! It this a wiseacre convention??
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oh nice, the forum class clowns are congregating on my goodbyecruelworld thread! It this a wiseacre convention?? Yeah Pep! Where's the respect?
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Yeah Pep! Where's the respect? I got yer respect >obscene gesture< right here!
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My last words and my last thoughts are: Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." hmmm...vaguely familiar words. I think we saw them on a couple threads recently.
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They dined on mince, and slices of quince Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon, The moon, The moon, They danced by the light of the moon.
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My last words and my last thoughts are: Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." hmmm...vaguely familiar words. I think we saw them on a couple threads recently. Really? I had not noticed.
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Yeah Pep! Where's the respect? I got yer respect >obscene gesture< right here!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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She told ya she was gonna pay you back, Mel!
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oh nice, the forum class clowns are congregating on my goodbyecruelworld thread! It this a wiseacre convention?? You rang? I so love this thread! Mel~~~> <~~~Pep Mrs. W
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