O.K. It's late so now I'll play. When the Emotional Affair was going on (years ago) and we went for counseling, we both called her the breastless wonder. (I started it, but he did agree). <P>Now that she 'won' (bedded him for a year), the ugly c. word certainly applies, but I keep coming back to Poor Thing. I mean, she is getting ahead in business by boinking all the men...certainly that reflects a real lack of confidence in her abilities.<P>I still don't get the attractiveness thing...EVERYONE who finds out says "You're joking, right? He cheated on YOU with HER?" I guess those toes and tongue are really quite agile, its the only thing that makes sense.!<P>YES yes, I know all about the needs thing, he told me I wasn't failing to meet his needs, unless you count the need to be irresponsible and BAD. That is what he said she offered him. Can you say mid-life crisis???<P>Good night, pals.<P>LIZ <P>------------------<BR>When you go through deep waters and great trouble, I will be with you. Isaiah 43:2<P><BR>

Since my W's OM is about 12 years younger than her,I like to refer to him as her trophy-boyfriend,her BoyToy,or"The Kid".Just how is that babysitting job coming along,anyway? --Murph

I call her Ms Make-up face, she wears a ton<BR> and shes got that puffed up 70's hair.The first time I saw her picture I thought she<BR> was pretty, now everytime I look at it,she gets a little bit more ugly and I smirk at her and say "you couldnt get him na na na na na".I love all the names, yall are good!<BR> <BR>

Dirtball, weasel, cowbird.<P>Weasel, cause he's got small beady eyes that are set close together. <P>Cowbird, now that is an interesting one. In reality a cowbird is a breed of bird that parasitises the nests of other bird species. It comes in, lays its eggs in the nests of other birds (usually smaller than the cowbird). When the cowbird hatches, it steals the food from the other hatchlings. The unsuspecting mama feeds the cowbird, thinking its one of its own, while her own babies either starve or get shoved out by the interloping cowbird. So this one is particularly appropriate. <P>This is kind of funny, but also pretty sad. Just by coincidence, the OM's name (Mike) was the same as my ex's name for his you-know-what. Of course, before anything happened. After I confessed, he'd never ever call it that again, understandably. I say it was funny because it turned out to be an appropriate name (Mike=d*ck), but also sad because now my ex-H has that terrible memory to attach that with.

Well I call him Office d*ck. W met him at work, in fact she was supposed to work for him! Then she lost her job.<P>Small justice: Om lost HIS job this week! HA!<P>

One thing that works so well about the nickname "slug" is not only does it fit, but it's also what we'd like to do to them. Slug 'em! <P>Eric32

CutieP: First thing that came to my mind when you said makeup was "tammy" as in Tammy Faye.

Terrific idea! And I just thought of one for my W's OM -- "Moby [censored]"! This is because he drives a white convertible that I've been trying to chase down just like good ole Captain Ahab was obsessed with chasing down the white whale. Yeah!<P>--Wex

Er...uh...in my mind, H's ex is the Black Lagoonette. Neither here or there, but WHEW, she's gained a lot of weight recently. I chide myself for finding sick pleasure in that. I know, I know....I'm bad.<P>H's ex-stalker is the Moo Cow, dubbed thusly by H and I liked it too. I'll tell you that story sometime--she earned the name not so much for personal appearance, but for grazing on the lawn.

WOW, this one slipped by me!<P>Well, I'm honored that "Brainless Twinky" sticks in peoples minds.... everyone except my H's that is.<P>Well, I call her a twinky because she was always (and still trys to be) Sickeningly Sticky Sweet to me, but she has no real substance, and her head is filled with fluffy white goop.... no brain, just goop.<P>I do use other names for BT.... but none I would repeat in polite company! <P>Have a good day all....<BR>B<P><BR><P>------------------<BR>My favorite quote....<BR>"Hello, this is God. I will be handeling your problems today. I will not need your help, so sit back and have a good day."<BR>

<BR>Oooh, I like this thread.<P>My name for wife's OM is Richard Cranium. And the term "wankboy" is one of my all-time favorites.<P>Slightly Sane<BR>

Hi guys haven't noticed this thread before. I must confess even though I don't have any special feeling for her at this time negative or positive - and not much then, deciding to focus on the marriage instead of her - I did have a nickname for her. It was not derrogatory, and it came up because she kept paging H and leaving a voice message saying "I just called to say I love you " so my nickname for her was, of course Stevie Wonder.<P>Kat

Those are funny! <BR>Actually When I read "Richard Cranium" (HA HA HA HA!) the mental picture that popped into my head (HA HA HA!) was Riff Raff from "Rocky Horror"<P>And When I read "Stevie Wonder" I embellished it to:<P>Stevie Wonderbread, and then<BR>Stevie Wonderbra,<BR>then I picured Madonna wearing those immense ice cream cones on her chest and really started laughing.<P>I needed a good laugh today, My H told me he deserves an "A" for effort because he hasn't had any contact with "The Spork" since I found out. He may not have had contact, but he still is thinking about her and I still need to worry.

Many have seen my W's OM's nickname <B>SPONGE</B>!<P>This guy is a bum...<BR>He get's my wife to pay for their first concert tickets (on my credit card)<BR>He get's my wife to pay the vacation that they eventually went on.<BR>He get's my wife to make most of the telephone calls over three month period (>$500 before I stopped it completely)<BR>He get's my wife to pay for their second set of concert tickets (also on my credit card)<P>and now...<BR>after she has moved out with "part of the" money from the divorce settlement(not complete yet) and her swearing up and down... she will live alone....<BR><B>he</B> moves into the apartment... to SPONGE off her more!<P>Yes my wife is nuts for doing it...<BR>But he is nothing more than a huge <B>SPONGE</B>.<P>Jim

My daughter and I call her the B***H because that is what she is. She is always in heat! With any man. And she knows all the tricks of the trade. I guess we could call her the porno queen. She is that too.<P>------------------<BR>di<P>

Hi<BR>I call my Husbands o.w. the camel because she has no hang ups about humping (excuse the pun) who ever she wants wether married or not (actually especially married men) <P>Jenny<BR>South Africa<P>------------------<BR>Where have all the cowboys gone ?<BR>Paula Cole<P><BR>

Tendervittles, you really made my day !!! <P>I just couldn't stop laughing when I read you version of my stevie wonder ( I still am ). I never though of that but it's really funny.<P>However I don't know how whe would hold the cone thingys, she's as flat chested as can be <BR>Thanks for bringing this image, it's going to stay with me and bring a big smile everytime I think about it <P>Kat

some of you might remember, but I havn`t posted here in a while... My stbx`s Ow, looks exactly like "perdue" with a little hair, (and I mean very little!!) put phylis diller, and perdue together, and you`ve got.. the Ow.. all the way... <P>AV

Ewwwwwwwww! Frank Perdue & Phyllis Diller???? LOL!<P>This thread is a scream. Lone Star, you cracked me up with your "visual". Yeah, I get it! <P>Good ones, all... mine's not that funny, but I do recall referring to her as the "f*cked-up Aussie" not too long after Discovery Day (the same night I burned the H's 'cheatin' underpants, I believe...)

i call him "f#^%wad" or ( in a nasly, drawn out voice) rannnndyyyyyy.<BR>what a puke- guys got 2 kids and she thinks he's a better parent then I am!!!!<P>oOOOOHHH THAT PISSES ME OFF- if i dwell on it.