Jodie,<BR> Sorry,I didn't realize it was one of your"kids".I was thinking a regular worker.<P> I can't imagine dropping 300',either.I've been on the Jurassic Park Ride at Universal Studios.You're going through a building on a big raft,and just when you think T.Rex is going to take a bite out of you,you drop down a 85'slide,and hit the water like an explosion! A real heart-stopper,and that was only 85'!<P> I think most of the guys on this board have a small crush on you! <BR> Dana,where are those pix?<P> ~~Murph

Murph,<P>That's ok. I really wasn't too clear about who it was. But after I'm around him for a while, I feel like choking him. If I told him the sky was blue, he would argue with me and give me reason why it wasn't. LOL LOL<P>Oh, yeah! I'm the MB pin-up girl! Right! LOL LOL LOL My laugh for the day! LOL<P>Jodie

Hi guys,<P>Murph - blighters are the same as 'thing-a-me-bobs' or 'hooj-a-me-flips', in other words, they're 'things'. Does any of this make any sense at all?????<P>Butterfly - I think it must be. I actually used citric acid when I made lemon cordial once. I think it is a preservative. Do you want me to ask at our post office if I can send it by mail? I'll send some over if you want, if I can. It's not an acid like battery acid, well, you'd hope not... not if I've used it in cooking, and bath bombs etc etc etc.....<P>Mtizi - you don't really watch Crocodile Hunter do you?? Is that the blonde guy with the American wife, who have the crocodile farm? OHMYGOD, he is sooooooooooo embarrassing. He's as bad as crocodile bloody dundee. Paul Hogan sure has a lot to answer for...........<BR>I actually went past that crocodile farm about 2 weeks ago, with my Mum and my sister. We were heading up to the Sunshine Coast, which is where Noosa is, and his farm/park is there. We all commented about how embarrassing he is. No-one really does what he does, or speaks like he does. But everyone, and I mean everyone, else in the whole wide world thinks we all speak like him and chase crocodiles in our spare time. We don't. We speak proper English, not 'strine' which is what he speaks.<BR>Strine is what they call Australian language, when the person speaks with a drawl and/or doesn't pronounce words properly. It's awful.<BR>I shouldn't be so critical, but I was born in England with my mother almost speaking the Queen's English (not quite, but almost).<P>The weather is still divine here. They're doing controlled burn-offs, burning huge tracts of land in an attempt to stop bush fires in the summer. Yesterday was full of smoke and haze, but today is gorgeous. <P>I cooked muffins, smoked salmon, scrambled eggs and hollandaise sauce for breakfast this morning, for someone special......<BR>Had some beautiful pink tulips on the table, fresh orange juice, lovely coffee etc......<BR>what a great start to the day.<P>have to go now, have to catch up on general questions. I wish I had more time. I've got 3 baskets of laundry to be folded and put away sitting on the end of my bed, I haven't done the breakfast dishes yet, I've got to cook for my girls and I need a nap!!!!!!!<P>take care everyone, and big hugs<P>Jo

Bonnet Jo,<P>Whoa!!!!! You don't get away thay easy!!!! Someone special?????? Fess up, woman!!!!<P>My kids watch the Crocodile Hunter all the time. They love the show!!! Hey! He may be embarassing to you but he's entertainment for 3 very active boys! LOL LOL <P>Jodie

Hey BeachBum,<P>I think you'd have to use the doggie downers on me to get me on a roller coaster... I hate those things with a purple passion... I'd be joining Jodie... uke (except Space Mountain at Disneyland... I liked that one).<P>I don't mind confined (as in inside) hights, but outdoor ones get me... I loved the Arch in St. Louis, but staning on the edge of the Grand Canyon got me. But flying over it in a helecopter was a BLAST!! Go figure! <P>Bob,<P>When is your D's Bday? Mine is the 31st. We could have a joint B-day party.... last year The Card Fairie threw a big bash for all of us who have b-days the last 2 weeks of July & the first week of Aug... there are a bunch of us. <P><BR>WOW, this phonefree is great... I'm talking to a friend right now.... this is cool!<P>gotta go for now, the typing is making the conversation break up.<P>Smooches,<BR>BB

Jo, <P>I'm with Mitz... FESS UP.... who is this <B><I>someone special???</B></I> <P>I will try to find the citric acid at the grocery store in the city near by... they might have it... I think I know what you are talking about now. If not, I'll let you know. thanks.<P>Oh, I used to watch the crocidile hunter too... but I don't get animal planet anymore. It was funny... don't worry, I know everyone down there isn't as nutty as he is! But a blond hunk with an Aussie accent..... melts my knees! <P>Well folks, I'm gonna hit the sack... I've got a long day again tomorrow. :yawn:<P>'Nite everyone,<BR>B<P>PS... a masher is like a tame stalker (man who stares/hits on innocent women) ... LOL LOL

Jodie,<BR> Well,yes....MB poster girl! Send me a pix so I can print it,and attach it to my calendar!Does that make me a masher?<BR> Have a G'day! <P> Busty,<BR> I'm with you.I liked Space MT,too.The outside ones bother me.Back to the Future ride was great,too.The Needle doesn't bother me,but a ferriswheel would.Isn't getting old fun? Tell us more about Phonefree,OK? Going to be HOT,HOT,HOT this week....upper 70's. <P> ~~Murph/BB<P>

Murph,<P>I think that does make you a masher according to Butterfly's definition! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL<P>I have NEVER been on a ferris wheel. I did go on the glass, indoor elevator at the Cleveland Zoo's Rain Forest, and almost had a heart attack! LOL LOL LOL <P>It's raining here! <P>Butterfly,<P>Phone free sounds like a good thing. One of these days I'm gonna have to get a computer so I can do all the neat stuff like that.<P>Jodie <P>

I would think that you might find powdered citric acid at a good health food store.<P>Ny birthday is 7-26. Can I come to the party too? Last year I got no - repeat, no - birthday presents. Not from my mom, my sister, or my children. I wouldn't even have gotten a cake if we had not been visiting my mother and my son, God bless that little boy, realized at dinner time that there was no cake (we had leftover cake from the cat's party, though) and suddenly looked at my mom and said we had to have a cake. She took him to the store and they bought me one. That was the extent of my celebrating last year. <P>The guy I'm dating fasts on Wednesdays which is when my bithday is this year. Who knows?<P>May I be a co-honoree? Please??

Howdy folks!<P>Looks like I'm the 1st to post for July 19th, do you think we'll ever reach 2,000 ?<P>Been so busy the last couple of days, didn't even have a chance to open un MB yesterday, so am catching up on all the replies.<P>Ok,ok you talked me into it....here's the latest blonde joke:<P>A woman walks into the Doctor's office and tells him she hurts all over. The Doctor says "that's impossible". She says "look, when I touch my arm it hurts, ouch! When I touch my leg it hurts, ouch! When I touch my head it hurts, ouch! See, I told you I hurt all over".<P>The Doctor then replies "I'll bet you are a 'natural blonde'". "How did you know, the girl replies?"<P>The Doctor smiled and replied "Because you have a broken finger".<P>Here's one I am dedicating to Bonnet/Jo from the Land Down Under<P>I got a list of things that were actually printed on products as label instructions showing that we are doomed to stupidity.<P>On an American Airlines packet of nuts:<BR>"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts".<P>Hey...I heard Murph bought some Nytol Sleeping Pills and the label said "Warning: may cause drowsiness".<P>Hey Mitzi hope you're doing ok and also to the rest of my friends.<P>Later...<P>[censored] from Texas

[censored],<BR> I hear it's soooo HOT in Texas,that the lawyers feel right at home!<P> Here's a joke even I fiqured out:<P> A blonde decides to try horseback riding,even though she's never done it before.<P>She mounts the horse,unassisted,and the horse immediately springs into motion.It gallops at an even and steady pace,but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.<BR> <BR>In terror,she grabs for the horse's mane,but can't seem to get a firm grip.She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.<P> The horse gallops along,seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.Finally,giving up her frail grip,the blonde attemps to leap away from the horse.Unfortunately,her foot has become entangled in the stirrup.She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground,over and over.<P> As her head is battered against the ground,she is mere moments away from certain death,when to her great fortune............<BR> Frank,the Walmart greeter,sees her and unplugs the horse.<P> Jodie,<BR> It's beach-weather here.Come on over! <P> ~~Murph/BlondeBeachBum

Hey Mitzi and Butterfly - did I say someone special?<BR>I meant, I umm meant, now, what was I saying..................<P>Maybe 'special' was too strong a word, but he is someone that COULD become a bit special. I've known him for a little while, but it's nothing hot or heavy. He is in the same boat as I am, and as we all are (does nobody stay married any longer??) so between us we have SOOOOO much baggage. The thing I like about him most of all is that we can talk for hours. And hours. And hours. Neither of us are under any illusions about what is happening in both our lives, and that makes me feel quite comfortable with him. The fact that if I want to talk about my stbx (I always thought that stood for studbox!!!!!!! LOL) I can, and the same for him. We do spend some lovely evenings tho. I don't let him come over until my children are in bed, as I don't want them to think that there is 'someone' in my life. We never see each other on the weekend unless it is the evening, so as you can see, we are taking it very slowly......<P>That's my 'fession, and my story, and I'm stickin' to it..........................<P>[censored] - thanks for that. I had an email from a friend in Kuwait who listed different labels from all parts of the world. The funniest one was for a hemmoroid cream from Japan. Had about 6 lines of instruction, and then said "Be Quiet" at the end. I had tears with that one. I'll try and find it and post it here.<P>I like the joke about the blonde who hurts all over, tee hee.<BR>The one that made me laugh tho' was the horse one. I can just see ME......... LOL<P>Well, as usual I have 2 mins to be here. I've got my car in for a service today, and they've just phd and said I need new brake pads. It's a major service, so read $$$$$, and now it's an extra $200 for brakes. But I figured I can't really do without brakes......<BR>Then I'm out to the airport with a friend who has her second interview to be a f/a, and THEN I have to go down the coast to see my parents. I'm spending the night, so I'll get a homecooked roast meal.......yay....<P>love and hugs to all<P>Jo

Have to do this really quickly<P>On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids<BR>IE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PROTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.<P><BR>On a Sears hairdryer<BR>DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING<P>On a Taiwanese shampoo<BR>USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE<P>On a blanket from Taiwan<BR>NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO<P>On a Korean kitchen knife<BR>WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN<P>On a Japanese food processor<BR>NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE<P>On a Swedish chainsaw<BR>DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS<P>On a hotel provided shower cap in box<BR>FITS ONE HEAD<P>On packaging for a Rowenta iron<BR>DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY<P>On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine<BR>DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY<P>On Nytol sleep aid<BR>WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS<P><BR>LOLOLOLOL<P>this made me laugh<P>have a great day<P>hugs<P>Jo<BR>

Ok Murphy.....<P>I'm blonde....work at Walmart.....hey they swore they would never tell anyone what happened to me. Really, my foot was not caught in the stirrup....just someones chewing gum that caught me up.<P>Nancy

Jo,<P>It's nice that you have someone to spend time with! Don't try to defend yourself here. I'm ok with it! <P>[censored],<P>I check in everyday to read the blonde jokes so I can laugh at Murph. Thanks for not disappointing me! <P>Nancy,<P>OMG! You're still around! I hope things are going good for you.<P>Murph,<BR>It rained all day here! I'm a little disgusted with the weather. I want my 80 degree weather back!!! (am I whining?? LOL)<P>Jodie <BR>

Greetings from the great State of Texas!<P>"Stop the Presses"! "Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, it's the big one" (Fred Sanford)<P>Fanfare and Drum Roll please..........<P>Now, do I have your attention???? Wonder of Wonders......Murph actually told a blonde joke! Way to go Murph my man!<P>By the way....I heard the horses are tamer at K-Mart.<P>Bonnet/Jo<P>Thanks for posting that list of label instructions....that was the same list my daughter had sent me..except yours had more on it.<P>Can you believe companies would actually do that?<P>Bonnet/Jo - I'm sure you heard about the stewardess who approached this good looking man and said "Cofee, Tea or Me?"<P>Hey Butterfly! How you been? Glad you're still with us....looks like it's gonna be a long grind to hit 2,000.<P>Mitzi<BR>Can you believe it? I guess I have totally corrupted Murph, he told a blonde joke!<P>Here is one for you. Did you hear about the hillbilly from West Virginia who went to see a lawyer about divorcing his wife?<P>The lawyer asked him "Do you have grounds?" The hillbilly replied "Yeh...about 50 acres".<P>"No, I mean does she beat you up?" replied the Lawyer. "Naw....I get up every morning before she does" replied the hillbilly.<P>"Do you have a grudge?" asked the Lawyer. "Nope, we've got a car port" replied the hillbilly.<P>Have a blessed day to each of you, my friends.<P>[censored] from Texas

[censored],<P>And here I thought I had actually heard every WV or hillbilly joke there was!! That was a new one for me! LOL<P>You'd be surprised at how many people actually ask if I have my own teeth, have an outhouse, married my cousin...etc. (No, I don't actually live the life of a hick! LOL)<P>Things have slowed down haven't they. Gonna have to think of a way to get people posting like crazy again!<P>Mitzi

Mitzi<P>Hey! Thanks for the fast reply.....guess you're not working today??<P>I lived in Extreme Western North Carolina for 12 years (on the Tennessee/Georgia border) and people had the mentality that the NC state line ended at Asheville, some 2-1/2 hours east of us.<P>They thought everyone who lived West of Asheville (in the mountains where I lived) were ignorant, bare-footed hicks. I do not like that sort of mentality.<P>That is why I love that scripture verse in <BR>I Samuel (Old Testament) that says: "God sees not as man sees; for man looks on the OUTWARD appearance, but God looks on the HEART".<P>You have a great day!<P>[censored] from Texas

[censored],<P>Sadly, I do have to work today! I work Mon-Fri from 3pm-11pm. But, I do have weekends off! <P>I've gotten so used to the hick jokes that they don't even bother me! I actually laugh at them myself. Some of them are just soooo hilarious. <P>Have a great day!!<BR>Mitzi

I have an idea of how to get this thread rolling again.....<P>You Might be a Redneck if......<BR>Your family tree looks like a spider web! <P>You might be a Blonde if......<BR>You hear people whistling in your head on a windy day... and you're alone. <P>Ok, don't bash me .... I've just gotta have fun.... [img]http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/grin.gif[/img]<P>Wish me luck tomorrow guys.... I'll be playing in my first golf tournament! I'm so excited!!!<P>Murph.... do you play??? I'm gonna have my clubs with me when I come out that way... Maybe we could lap the links!<P>Smooches,<BR>B