So sorry everybody....I just seem to get a little anxious whenever my ISP times out on me <P>Besides, how often does when get to refer to <B>Queen Mitzi</B> as a <B><I>tease</B></I> three times in a row?<P>Out of respect for our beloved Queen, I edited out the text on my multiple postings, but chose to leave the pretty little faces for effect

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LostHusband:<BR><B>HORAY, THE MEGA THREAD IS BACK.<P>Geez, Jayhawk get the hint. Not only a double post but a triple post <P>Where the heck is that guest? My patience is wearing thin. I'm getting my panties in a bunch. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Um...exactly... uh... who's panties... are those?<P>I didn't see anyone try to kiss my feet for fixing the Mega-Thread... in fact, someone who will remain nameless said he was gonna pop my big ol' head with his pointy thing! Hrmph!!!!! <P>

Foot kissing!! Are we doing that? Here? <BR>What about toe sucking? <P>And what about the mystery guest? <P>It's almost time for me to leave and I won't be here again until Thursday. And I've been checking this thread all day. And it's been a pitiful party so far and the gues hasn't shown up. And the princess is feeling pouty.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nyneve:<BR><B> Um...exactly... uh... who's panties... are those?<BR></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Good Question <P>Jester don't wear underwear. You know panty lines and all. <P>Ah!! I remember Ice Girl!!!!!<P>Sorry about the pointy thingy.<P>

I weep! <P>I wail!! <P>I am woeful!!! <P>I must leave!!!! <P>And the mystery guest is a no-show in my book!!!!! <P>Sob!!<P>Sob!!!<P>SOB!!!!!!!!!!!! <BR><p>[This message has been edited by cinderella (edited June 05, 2001).]

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<BR> WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE??? <P> Who drug this antique thread outta the obsolete bin??<P> I'll bet that gosh-darn Mitzi is behind this!! <P> Where in tarnation is that woman? Yoo-Hoo,Oh Mitz? <P>~~Murph

That was definitely door # 3<P>{{{{{{{{{{Mitzi}}}}}}}}}}<P> <BR><P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain <BR>and makes the sun come out again

<filing nails><P>so yesterday I says to dem, do ya think the special guest is gonna be Murph?<P>...and she says, I ain't telling ya...<P>well, then I says, jeez, it's gotta be, 'cause really, who else could it be?<P>...and she says, wait and see...<P>so I waits and I sees...<P>...and lookie here... it's Murph... I KNEW IT!! <P> <P>------------------<BR>~Sheryl<P>And we know. We who have seen. ~Pellegrino

Hey Sheryl!<P> You was expecting,maybe,......the Roto-rooter Man? <P> How ya'll doing? Where the heck is that Mitz,anyways?<P>~~Murph

MURPH, Hiya! <P>I don't know where that girl is!!!! You find her, you let me know, k???<P>Nice to see ya, by the by!!!!<P>(((((Murph)))))<BR>

Now! Do I know how to keep a secret or what??!!<P>They tried to get me to tell that Murph was the secret guest and I wouldn't!! My lips were sealed! (How's that for being a tease, Shawn? LOL)<P>Murph,<P>How does it feel to have so many people anxiously awaiting your arrival??? <P>Sorry it took me so long to get here, I just got off work! <P>Jodie

Late to the party but <B>Happy Birthday Mega Thread!!</B><P>I am bearing no joke gift as I am hopeless at that kinda stuff. I have enjoyed the other offerings.<P>And even though I don't know you warm greetings to special guest Murph!

Hey Mitz!<P> No,I really didn't noticed the awaiting crowd! <P> So,how did your day go for.......<P> Hang on,..gotta get something off my chest.<P> "Hey Candi,ya wanna climb off for a minute,I'm trying to type here!"<P> Ok,I'm back,.....where were we? Oh,yeah,how was your day?<P>~~Murph

Hey AZ!<P>Welcome to the party!!<P>Murph!! <P>I am <B>SHOCKED</B>!!!! Tell the floozy to leave ya alone so you can party on the MEGA-THREAD!!!<P>My day was good. Long hours though. One of these days, I'm gonna get smart and quit! LOL LOL <P>Jodie

Hi AZ,<BR> I've read a few of your posts.I guess you could say I'm a"reformed"old-timer MB'er(down to the pits of H*ll,and back up again!).<P> Sorry Mitz,<P> She's just all excited cuz we just got back from a spin in the Viper. Women! <P> Yeah,one of these days,I'm gonna retire,and not work at all! <P><BR>~~Murph

Murph,<P>Hmmmm...she gets to ride in the Viper and all I got was a Porsche!! Now, how unfair is that???? <P>One of these days, I'll learn how to say no and only work 40 hours a week instead of 60! LOL LOL<P>Mitz

OMG!!! I almost missed the MT B-Day bash!!<P>Hey Murph! Good to see ya!<P>A thread that has been on the board and active for a whole year!! Who'd thunk it when this was started...

Hey Bill!!<P>How's it going?? <P>Now, if Dawnetta would show up, we could get down to some serious stalking! <P>Shirtless men doing yardwork! Whew! <P>Mitzi

Hey Mitz,<P> Did I tell ya all about my trip to the doc for my physical?<BR> No? Well,pull up a milkin'stool,and have a listen.I'll try not to get too graphic,..wouldn't want to turn this into a sex-thread,and get this sucker shut down! <P> So,I goes to the doc to get all checked out,you see.He runs all his tests,and says everything looks great.BTW,he say even though I'm 47,I have the body of a 37 yr-old,the stamina of a 27 yr-old,and the mentality of a 17 yr-old(hey,nobody's perfect).<BR> Then,he asks about my emotional health,so I tell him if I ever get in another serious relationship,I'm not sure if I would be able to,er,"respond"(delicate wording)with another woman that I really cared about.<BR>So,he tells me what I need is a compassionate,understanding woman who would be willing to help me with my,er,"problem"(more delicate wording),and then he gives me a wink! <P> So,I says to him,I says,"Hey,thanks Doc,I think I understand just what you're talking about",and I give HIM a little wink. <P> "So",I says,"what time does your wife get home?"<P> Well,the next thing I know,I'm being escorted outta the medical building by these two big burly security guards(hey,what'd I say?).I don't know,but I could swear these were the same two guys who escorted me outta Victoria's Secret when I went shopping to buy you that little"thingie"for your Birthday gift! Remember?<BR>Oh,that's right,...I wasn't going to mention that.Sorry! <P> So,...NOW I gotta find me a new doc!<P>And that's all I gotta say about THAT!!!<P><BR>~~Murph