Rescued from the second page!!

I'm BBAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK<P>Hello, anybody home.<P>Anyway, WAZ UP <P>Jester Bill

The mega-thread is approaching the 3,000 mark. I remember back when we were trying to hit 1,000 and I believe I was the one with the honor of posting # 1,000<P>Anyway, "FYI"- I was curious as to when this thread began, so I checked and Mitzi started the ball rolling back on<BR>June 5, 2000 @ 8:57am........ "you've come a long way baby".<P>[censored] from Texas<P>

Well, Jester!! I am here. Make me LAUGH!! <P>Do your best.

In light of our PrinASSes request the Jester submits the following Marriage Sayings:<P>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.<BR> -Rodney Dangerfield <P>A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.<BR> -Milton Berle <P>When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. <P>Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. <P>Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. <P>A man placed an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted.<BR>The next day he received a hundred letters. <BR>They all said the same thing: You can have mine. <P>I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.<BR> <BR>Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. <P>How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get your laundry done for free.<P>

I know why some men get married. To have someone shop for them.

Cinderella,<P>I finished the painting job. It wasn't too hard. I think it looks pretty good! Not bad for my first painting project. <P>Now all I have to do is put up the border and throw up a few posters and I'll be done.<P><p>[This message has been edited by HopelessinAZ (edited June 13, 2001).]

From the bottom of page 1 - I raise the proudly to the top again saving THE MEGA THREAD from slipping into page 2 land.

Hey, Bill. Have you recovered from all those twirling girls.

Am still in recovery from the twirling weekend. We had a great time.<P>Girls did wonderful 5 - 1st's/13 - 2nd thru 4th's/1 - 8th.<P>Plus being one of the only "soon to be" single fathers at one of those events has it's perks.

<B>Bill!!!</B>

Bill, is having A LOT of fun right now. No not that. But I'm getting to know someone, MYSELF, and I'm having a pretty dam good time.<P>

I still love the Augustinian quote, "To have peace, you have to know yourself and to know yourself, you have to be alone." It was oh-so-true for me.

Yeah, being alone is ok. I'm learning a lot about me (I'm a really cool person! ) <P>Saved from page 2!!!!!!!<P>Mitzi

Just visiting here...but I couldn't believe this was on page 2!<P><I>friendly bump</I>

Cool people of the boards, UNITE!!<P>I scored points with my children the other night. I let s spend the night with my mother and I took d and 2 of her friends to the park to see the movie "Big". They loved it. All three of them. They had all the kool-aid and popcorn they wanted. Threw a blanket on the ground and let the girls lounge all over it. It was fun.<P>Couldn't have done that if I still had that man.

YIPPEE!!! I'm officially on vacation for the next <B>9 days</B>!!!!!!!!!!!!<P>So, look out! I'm gonna be on a roll until Monday morning. Then I will head to VA beach until Saturday!!!! <P>FREEDOM!!!<P>Mitzi

Well, I leave for vacation on Friday. And I can not tell you how excited I am!! But I will miss VA Beach. But I have a wonderful trip planned and I would now like to quote the Pointer Sisters!:<P><B>I'm so excited.<BR>I just can't hide it.</B><P>

Welp .. remember me?????<P>OMG! This thing is HUGE!!!! I need extra sticks of RAM just to load the bloody thing!<P>How are you guys???? Murph?, Mitz? .. all you Tera threaders??? Okay ... gotta know ... have Murph and Mitz hooked-up yet, LMAO!<P>Jo

I don't know but I do know that he joined us for our 1 year anniversary. And this is the week a bunch of people are getting together in Virginia Beach.