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Murph,<P>(Oops! Almost typed Murp! LOL LOL)<P>You really gotta learn to behave yourself! Next thing ya know, you won't be allowed at Costco to buy ice cream! Speaking of ice cream...whatcha got in the freezer?? I sure could go for some SC's! It's a shame you don't know what they are! LOL<P>And you know you weren't supposed to mention anything about Victoria's Secret! You're gonna get people talking! Know what I mean??<P>Mitz ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/smile.gif)
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Oops!!<P>Mitz <p>[This message has been edited by Mitzi (edited June 05, 2001).]
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Hey Mitz,<P> I DID get into trouble at Costco! ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/rolleyes.gif) <P> I was buying some ice cream,..ya know,the big 5-gallon bucket? So,there I was,minding my own business,when I accidently brushed the bucket against the leg of a woman wearing shorts.Oops! Boy,I'm tellin'ya,did she let out a holler! Gee,and here I thought women like that,"ice cube sliding down the thigh"thing.I'll never understand! <P> Oh,I have lots of ice cream in the old freezer.No SC's,though. ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/frown.gif) <P> BTW,it's too late,..people are already talking! <BR> What's with the double-post? You tipping a few?!<P> Hi Bill,old buddy,..how's it going? Yeah,a whole year!<P><BR>~~Murph
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Hey Murph!<P>Women do like the ice cube sliding down the thigh trick. BUT we like the ice cube sliding UP the thigh even better! ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/grin.gif) But it's just not the same effect when it's a bucket of ice cream while you're standing in Costco! <P>Ok, so I double posted! I....I just wanted to...um....oh yeah..I just wanted to make sure I got Post # 2600!!!! I won another prize that I won't get! <P>Mitz
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<BR><B>Happy Birthday Mega Thread</B><P>How does a blonde turn on the light first thing in the morning?<P>She opens the car door.<P>Happy Birthday.!!!!!
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Hey Mitz,<P> Ok,..sliding UP the thigh(taking notes).Got it! <P> Oh,so you"snuck one in",just to get #2600? Sneaky!<BR> You wanna prize?<BR> <BR> Ok,I'll give you a toast.<P> "Here's wishing Mitzi a long and happy life!" <BR> Send this to 10 people and you'll live even longer!<BR> Send this to 20 people and you'll be even happier!<P> Will THAT do?<P> BTW,what's with all the Blond jokes? Are YOU behind THAT?<P>~~Murph
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Hey Yard God!<P>I remember our prizes being better than that! Ya know, PHOTOS!! <P>Oh and Me? Behind the blonde jokes?? How could you possibly think that?! <P>Ok, someone asked what type of entertainment we would need for the party and as a hint as to who the surprise guest was, I told him to tell blonde jokes! <P>You gotta problem with that?? <P>Mitz
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Hey Mitz,<P> PHOTOS? What on earth are you talking about? <P> Oh,I don't mind the Blond jokes.<BR> Here's a few of my own:<P>Q.Why did God create Adam first?<BR>A.To give him a chance to say something!<P>Q.How fast can a woman talk?<BR>A.140 words per minute,with gusts up to 180!<P>Q.When's the only time a woman stops talking?<BR>A.When her mother starts!<P> Hey,instead of getting married again,I'm gonna find a woman I don't like and give her a house! <P><BR>~~Murph
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Hey Murph!<P>You don't think I should request photos as prizes?? Why not??<P>Ok, I'll have you know, I can talk a lot but I don't talk that fast! Us people with a southern accent CAN'T talk fast!! LOL LOL <P>And if you're giving away houses...make sure mine is big and comes with a cleaning lady! (Or a cleaning MAN! )<P>Mitz
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Hey Mitz!<P> Well,you could be sorely disappointed! ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/shocked.gif) <P> I know,you folks down south got that thar drawl,which tends to slow things down a bit."Yaaaa'll coming to th'big paaaarty next yeaaaar?"LOL <BR> Unlike us city-slickers,who have to get our words out before our cell phones ring again,"Webetterhurryupandgetmovingorweregonnabelateforwork!"<P>Oh,I thought your house HAD a cleaning lady,.....YOU!!<P><BR>~~Murph <P>
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Murph!<P>Me?? Disappointed? Nope, haven't been yet! <P>I had to fire my cleaning lady. She refused to do her job. Laundry wasn't getting done, floors needed swept, it was a MESS! LOL LOL<P>It's kinda fast paced here too. Kids off to school and to work by 9. Rush here and there for work (gotta take a client to the hospital tomorrow and go to 2 meetings! YUCK!!), baseball games, dinner, homework, baths...it's never ending!!!!! Whew! I got tired just typing that! LOL LOL<P>Mitz
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Hey Mitz!<P> Whew!I got tired just reading about it.And here I was upset because I had to stop after work,and pick up a fresh bottle of chilled wine(oh,the single life!).<P> Well,gotta run.I hear Heather and Bambi calling for me from the hot tub. "Be right there,Ladies!" <P> You know how those women get when you keep them waiting!!!<P> Have a good night!<BR> <BR> I'll be lurking! ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/wink.gif) <P><BR>~~Murph <P> <P>
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Hey Murph!<P>Have fun in the hot tub! <P>Now, I'm off to bed! The alarm goes off too damn early in the morning! <P>Thanks for stopping by! We've missed you here!!<P>Mitz
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Hmmmm!! Where in the hell did all of the partiers go??? <P>Mitzi
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Just trying to recover from the bash, Mitzi!<P>Hey Murph, glad to see ya back! You should drop by more often as your humor can bring a smile to even the most depressed soul here in the kingdom. <P>Don't be a stranger
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Drat! Did I miss the party completely??? <P>I tried to sign in from home, but my computer is on the blink again.... I hate that thing some times. ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/mad.gif) <P>Well, anyhoo.... I'm here now... anyone still got a little party left in them? <P>Mitz, Let's get stalking! I've got the camera all ready...<P>Hey MURPH!!! Long time no see! I might be out your way again later this summer... I'll let ya know. <P>Love to all and A Belated Happy Birthday to the Mega Tread!<BR>(where's that Card Fairie when ya need her?)<P>Smoooooches!!!<BR>B
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Well, I missed the party too. Hey, Dawnetta, I finally figure out how to get AIM working. Now, do I need another invitation to the pictures? Or, where do I find them?<P>I suggest that we let the party continue.
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Oops! It was sliding away! Had to rescue it from the bottom of the page! Someone come and help!!
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Okay, here I am.<P>I am getting S room ready to paint. Just finished the wallpaper stripping. I'm doing the Ralph Lauren Denim thing on the walls.<P>Later.....<P>
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