Hey Gina,<P>I'm starting to get nervous. I don't want to mess this up again. It may very well be my last chance.<P>NO LBs, not talk of the marriage, affair or divorce proceeding. I'm going to do my best to show her a good time.<P>Thanks for the prayers. Very much appreciated.<P>Tim

Hey,I know that you are nervous,but I would bet once things get going you will be fine!<P>Where you all going???? If you don't mind me asking?????<P>G <P>

Hey Tim,<P>You'll be fine! Just keep showing her that warped sense of humor you have! She's gotta love that! <P>Good luck to you! <BR>Mitzi

Hey Gang,<P>Not sure where we are going yet. I'd like to go somewhere new to both of us. She sent me a note today telling me she will call after work and suggested a lunch date <P>Sorry it took so long to get back to you. I pulled out my file of dumb one liners. You guys started this joke thread!<P>Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm<P>Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines<P>Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese<P>I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week<P>I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met<P>I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol<P>I intend to live forever - so far, so good<P>I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy<P>If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?<P>If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!<P>Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!<P>Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States<P>Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.<P>Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.<P>The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.<P>When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.<P>Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.<P>Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.<P>If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.<P>If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.<P>Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.<P>When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.<P>Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.<P>If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?<P>Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?<P>What happens if you get scared half to death twice?<P>Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.<P>I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.<P>I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.<P>Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.<P>How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?<P>Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.<P>Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?<P>Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!<P>For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.<P>OK, so what's the speed of dark?<P>Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!<P>All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.<P>I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.<P>I'm gonna crash and try and get some sleep. Thanks for all the prayers and wishes. I'll post an update after the "big date" <P><P>------------------<BR>"It's not over till we say it's over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? H*ll no!" Blutto...Animal House 1984<P>Wishing us all the Best.<P>Medic

Tim,<BR> Great one-liners.I'm going to copy them,and take them to work.<BR> Good luck on your hot date! <P> --Murph<BR> "Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train coming."

This is pretty vulgar...but here goes...<P>What do a pizza delivery guy and an OBGYN have in common......<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>They can both smell it but can't eat it...<P><P>------------------<BR>BB<BR>