Jax, where have you been? Nick and I have had our hands full. But it would appear that Nick is suckin' up to the enemy (Mitzi mainly Who would have thought that a fellow Jayhawk would crumble so quick??)<P>That's ok though Nick, we all have our breaking points, and when it comes down to it, any one of these women could make us crumble <p>[This message has been edited by Jayhawk 93 (edited November 11, 2000).]

Fraterinization is such an ugly word (especially if your a TKE) <P>I thought of it more as strategic socialization while tactically outnumbered. I always seem to get on here when the guys are gone & the girls are feisty. <P>That being said...<P>Reasons Why Its Great To Be A Guy<P> There is no #1 reason, and that's okay<BR> <BR>Movie nudity is virtually always female<P>Child birth<P>Five day vacation, one suitcase<P>Monday Night Football<P>Belching is cool<P>Your bathroom lines are always 80% shorter<P>You can open all your own jars<P>Your friends don't give a crap if you've lost or gained weight<BR> <BR>Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind<P>Those chairs by the waiting room at lingerie shops are for you<P>You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go <P>You can go to the bathroom without a support group<P>You understand Homer Simpson <P>You never get a stupid Love Quiz in Maxim<P>Big Breasted Stripper days on Springer <P>You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes<P>Sex means never worrying about your reputation<P>If someone forgets to invite you to something he or she is still your friend<P>Your underwear is $10 for a three pack<P>The National College Cheerleading Championship.<P>You don't have to shave below the neck<P>You can write your name in snow<P>Beer is a food group<P>Going to the gym to look at the aerobic girls is called 'working out'<P>Three pairs of shoes are enough<P>A 'mood swing' is a place, with a swing, where you get sex.<P>Falling asleep right after sex<P>Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room<BR> <BR>You can whip your shirt off on a hot day<P>You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without thinking: He must be mad at me <P>One mood, all the time <P>Your virginity is never 'taken' away. You'd gladly give it to anyone that asks.<P>You never have to wear high heels<BR> <BR>Bachelor parties whoop a$$ over bridal showers<P>Breast augmentation on your wife is a gift to both of you <P>You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood<P>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet<P>Not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them <P>Baywatch <P>There is always a game on somewhere<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again<P><p>[This message has been edited by c00ker (edited November 12, 2000).]

Congratulations Nick, for you have returned to the Dark Side! I never took part in the fraternity scene in college. I never felt like there was enough individuality there. I went the GDI route and had a blast. <P>In your defense, it's hard to pass up the chance of "strategic socialization " ESPECIALLY when the ladies are being fiesty. Fiesty women are a tough temptation to look past

I'll have you know that ladies can whip their shirts off on a hot day if they want to!!<P>AND if it wasn't for men...we wouldn't have to shave below the neck either! LOL<P>Nick,<P>I should be disappointed in you but I'm not. All men have their moments of weakness. Jayhawk is getting smarter...feisty women ARE hard to resist! <P>Mitzi <P>

I pledged Delta Tau Delta my Freshman year, but they were a little beyond my boundaries, so I ended up a GDI as well.<P>It's good to be back on the side of truth, justice and control of the remote. My sensitive side has always been my undoing.<P>It's like being in the Castle Anthrax. Be gone foul temptresses.... <P>I'm intrigued by this shirt whipping thing...<P>Also, Mitzi. Please be disappointed. I should be stronger, but I can't help myself. Jayhawk is a natural leader in the He man woman haters club. We are helpless to do anything but follow his lead. <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

ooooooooooo........fiesty women.....hehehehehehe <P>Walking about with out a shirt on ! <P>These girls are in trouble when we get to Nashville <P>Bill

Bill,<P>Ya think?! LOL <P><BR>About the shirt whipping thing...Nick was the one who started it!! I just proceeded to state a fact that if women WANTED to, they could also remove their shirts on a hot day! <P>You guys may have the remote control. Us girls can think of better ways to entertain ourselves! <P>Mitzi

Hopefully it's with one of us <P>(men that is...)<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

Hey Mitzi, I have 4 remotes and each one takes 2 AA batteries. Are you sure you want the men having control of the battery operated devices?<P>Nick, it is good to have you back my son <BR>I don't know how the other ladies feel, but I encourage them to whip off their shirts on a hot day! I think women should have the same rights as us men. Good thing for them that the better part of Nashville believes in equality <P>Hey Jax, it's good to have you back as well. I think you scared off Java with your addition to this thread the other night. Maybe she can't back up her threats afterall?<P>Java, we're waiting.........<p>[This message has been edited by Jayhawk 93 (edited November 12, 2000).]

I thought it was time to throw another one out here.<P>SHE WAS ONLY A.....<P>PLUMBER'S daughter but she sure gave my heart a wrench. <BR>STABLEMAN'S daughter but she handled all the horse manure. <BR>HACKER'S daughter but all her bits were in their proper arrays. <BR>BUTCHER'S daughter but she could REALLY pack Salami. <BR>GYNECOLOGIST'S daughter but she could sure play her vulva <BR>STOCKBROKER'S daughter but she could really ride the BULLS. <BR>TAXI DRIVER'S daughter but she knew how to keep your meter running. <BR>ACCOUNTANT'S daughter but she sure knew how to keep her BOTTOM line profitable. <BR>FARMER'S daughter but she knew her carrots from her carats. <BR>FURRIER'S daughter but she knew how to produce minks. <BR>PROGRAMMER'S daughter but she sure knew her 1's from her 0's. <BR>SHEEP FARMER'S daughter but she sure knew how to fleece her flock. <BR>PREACHER'S daughter but she sure knew how to fleece her flock. <BR>FISHMONGER'S daughter she had crabs on her place, poor soul. <BR>ELECTRICIAN'S daughter but she had all the right connections. <BR>COAL MINER'S daughter but she had a mine of her own. <BR>MARINE COLONEL'S daughter but she was rotten to the corps. <BR>ARTIST'S daughter but she knew where to draw the line. <BR>BUS DRIVER'S daughter but she knew where to get off. <BR>ARCHITECT'S daughter but she knew all the angles. <BR>FISHERMAN'S daughter but when she saw my rod she reeled. <BR>

Sorry Jayhawk! But all of the good battery operated devices take "C" batteries!! More power!!! And I don't think remotes vibrate! <P>See? Women don't even have to search for things to post about men to make them scatter-brained! Just mention batteries and going topless! LOL<P>Mitzi <P>

YAHOO.....seems to be shaping up to be a fine time in Nashville. Forget about seeing the sights, there will be fiesty women with battery operated devices running around topless, what more could a guy want. I'll bring the video camera.

Jax, I like the idea of the video camera, but some of the ladies may be camera shy. Why don't you meet me down there a day early and we can hide a few cameras so nobody can see them. Better yet, why don't place about 20 web cams in discrete areas and broadcast live through the Internet for our fellow MB's who won't be able to make the trip?

Jax and Jayhawk,<P>But you guys aren't even sure if you're going to Nashville, are ya? <P>Those of us that are definately going are definately going to have fun! <P>Mitzi

Guys....don't be giving away the secrets!!<P>If they know about the wen cams the may get stagefright.<P>You guys need to for sure come...We will have a large time for certain!!<P>Bill

Bill,<P>There are no secrets! We are smart enough and know enough about men that we know what you're up to! <P>Mitzi

Bill, don't worry about us giving away all of the secrets. I'm sure we'll still have a few tricks up our sleeves!<P>And Mitzi, don't discount the abilities of us men. We are generally more resourceful than we let on.<BR>

Jayhawk,<P>Oh I'm definately not discounting the abilities of you guys! Bring on those tricks that you have up your sleeves! <P>BTW, the ladies have a few tricks up our sleeves too! <P>Mitzi <p>[This message has been edited by Mitzi (edited November 12, 2000).]

Mitzi,<P>I guess it's a good thing you ladies won't be wearing shirts so you won't be able to keep anything hidden from us And if I rememer correctly, you made a comment about "not minding if dates try to get into your jeans" My gosh woman, are you just going to walk around Nashville naked?

Jayhawk,<P>Well, didn't someone suggest naked Twister and naked wrestling?? <P>I said I didn't mind if my dates tried to get in my jeans. I didn't say that I'd be taking them off! <P>Mitzi