hehehehehehehehe...did you read that, you guys?? Nick called me a temptress! <P><BR>Mitzi

Mitzi,<P>Congrats on your "temptress" status! Now, is there a bonus or raise of some kind that goes with that?<P>And boys,<P>You know, I tried to negotiate a truce, yet like the Palestinians and Israelis, you can not resist the little skirmishes, can you? Off to Castle Anthrax we go, and I shall have to punish you all (evil smile). Come. (Oh boy! Goody! Three with one blow!)<P>AND NOW--LET THE GAMES BEGIN!! I am done playing peacemaker, and I shall unleash the comic force which is CJ!<P>I propose a triple grudge match: Jayhawk, c00ker and Jax vs. FaithfulWife, Mitzi, and Java (if she agrees). This shall be a cage match with the winner being the last person standing. The only way out will be to beg for mercy.<P>All contestants please sign on the dotted line, and let's get ready to rumble.<P>CJ<P><P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

CJ,<P>Hmmmmmm...bonus or raise? Either would be fine with me! It doesn't take much to distract them, does it? LOL LOL<P>We can't forget to include Bill! So that means we need another female for our team. No, maybe we don't! I believe we could give them the advantage and still win! <P>There has been a challenge...Now..will it be accepted?? <P>Count me in, CJ!!<P>Mitzi <p>[This message has been edited by Mitzi (edited November 13, 2000).]

OK, my male ego won't let me back down on this one. Do your worst....<P>Right guys? Guys? Hello?<P>Oops, looks like I got caught in here alonme again. Damn!<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

Okay, Mitzi, if you want to include Bill, I think we can accommodate that--four guys against you, me and Java?? We should clean their clocks!!<P>I'm done surrendering--prepare to fire!<P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

CJ,<P>The only problem is...so far, we only have one challenger!!! Nick is the only one who has accepted! <P>What's wrong, guys?? Chicken?! <P>Mitzi

Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck.<P><BR>Looks like Nick is the only REAL man here.<BR>(nudge nudge, wink wink)<P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Well, someone has to stand up & take it like a man. <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

When there are games to play... COUNT ME IN!!!! We can take these BOYS on anytime!<P>Oh, and CJ- just a little side note... I was being GOOD, I was not picking on them at all! I was really truly making an attempt at playing nice with others! But Jayhawk and Jax and c00ker... they made me do it!!! <P>Of course, I will admit that it is fun to play with them, so by all means, let the games begain!<P>-Java

Yeah, well I was left in here most of the day by myself yesterday with Mitzi and we didn't feel much like fighting, so there you go.<P>I am not one to easily back down from a challenge. You ladies still need to add one more to your team, unless you are willing to go at this being outnumbered?<P>Bring it on

JAVA!!! You made it!! Think we need another teammate or can we manage with only 3?? I think we can do it!! <P>Jayhawk,<P>The only reason we weren't fighting is because you guys were too busy talking about sports and sex! (as usual! LOL) All we have to do is talk about whipping off shirts and naked twister and you guys are too distracted to win!! <P>Mitzi

Distracted? Hell, women with no shirts and thoughts of naked twister, I'd just be a bumbling fool <P>[[[[Jayhawk calls Time Out]]]]] Mitzi, did you sleep well?<P>Ok, resume game......<P><BR>REASONS WHY A MODEM IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:<P>A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it.<P>Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT".<P>When you're done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.<P>A modem won't say a word if you come home late.<P>A modem can't collect alimony if you decide to dump it.<P>A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.<P>A modem doesn't ***** if you sit and play with the computer all night long.<P>You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.<P>A modem doesn't mind if you call another modem.<P>A modem doesn't require any foreplay - just an initialization command.<P>A virus you catch from your modem doesn't require a trip to the doctor.<P>You don't have to bring a modem home to meet your parents.<P>If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.<P>Modems come with an instruction manual.<P>Modems have a volume control - you can even turn the sound OFF.<P><BR>

Jayhawk,<P>Ok, I slept very well on the couch. Thanks for asking! <P>BUT...don't think I get distracted by a man asking about my sleep patterns! Not a chance! <P>Mitzi

What she says <BR>What she means<P>I heard a noise <BR>I noticed you were almost asleep<P>You Want<BR>You Want<P>We Need<BR>I Want<P>It's your decision <BR>The correct decision should be obvious by now<P>Sure...go ahead <BR>You'll pay for this later<BR> <BR>We need to talk <BR>I need to complain<BR> You're certainly attentive tonight <BR>Is sex all you ever think about?<P>I'm not emotional! <BR>I'm not having a period<BR> <BR>This kitchen is so inconvinient<BR>I want a new house<BR> <BR>Hang the picture there.<BR>No, I mean hang it THERE! <BR> <BR>Do you love me? <BR>I'm going to ask for something expensive<BR> <BR>You have to learn to communicate<BR>Just agree with me.<P> <BR>Are you listening to me?!<BR>Too late, your a goner<BR> <BR>I'm sorry. <BR>You'll be sorry.<P><BR>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again<P>[This message has been edited by c00ker (edited November 13, 2000).]<p>[This message has been edited by c00ker (edited November 13, 2000).]

Nick,<BR>Do I sense bitterness in that last post?<P>Java,<BR>Yeah!!! Now the games can begin. I think the 3 of us can wipe those boys up!<P>Jayhawk,<BR>I hope you play better than the Chiefs did, because the girls' high school team could have beat them!<P>AND JUST TO BE CLEAR...<BR>I was being very good too. I negotiated a truce, acknowledged a surrender, and wrote only kind and nice things about the guys (of course, because they ARE kind and nice). OH WELL.<P>Why Computer Hardware is Better than Any Man<P>1. Think about the name: hardware<BR>2. The I/O card (In/Out) actually takes data in and sends data back out--you don't need to beg it for some kind of response.<BR>3. The video card allows us to look at something beautiful--and the view can change.<BR>4. The cards all have slots that they fit into comfortably, and they don't complain about the slot.<BR>5. The MOTHER board runs everything, and there's no FATHER board trying to stand in her way or having his ego bruised because she can do it all.<BR>6. The hard drive can run 24 hours a day and never needs to rest.<BR>7. The floppy drive isn't really floppy.<BR>8. The CD ROM will pop out, happily accept the CD, give all kinds of useful info, and give the CD back--all without asking for anything in return!<BR>9. The memory does not remember everything from the past 15 years that you ever did wrong.<BR>10. The CPU case can be mini-tower, tower, desktop or booksize, depending on what you want to pick. You don't just get the one you have.<BR>11. If the memory is not sufficient, you can add more.<BR>12. If the hardware becomes obsolete, you can upgrade.<BR>13. The power on/power off button only requires a gently nudge.<BR>14. There are a few flashy lights on computer hardware.<BR>15. The hardware all works together and cooperates to get the job done.<BR>16. If the hardware is broken, it can be easily repaired or replaced.<BR>17. If the hardware has a problem, you do what you need to do to fix it, and it is fixed. It doesn't "read stuff into it."<BR>18. Hardware does not care if it is your time of the month--it responds exactly the same no matter what.<BR>19. You never, ever have to wonder what the hardware will do next--it does it's job until it is dead.<BR>20. Hardware gives 100% until the end.<BR>21. Hardware does not lie--either it works or it doesn't.<BR>22. You never have to wond what the hardware meant by that.<BR>23. Hardware components do not go out looking for another CPU to plug into.<P><BR>Okay--an opening volley, but a nice start I think. <P>CJ<P>

So we are back to this again??? Fine.... I can play this way. Granted, naked twister sounds a heck of a lot funner right now, but if this is all I can get, then so be it.<P><BR>REASONS WHY A DIET COKE IS BETTER THAN A MAN <P>When you swallow a diet soda you only get 1 calorie. <P>It comes in a can, not in your mouth. <P>You can ignore a diet soda for weeks and it will still be there when you want it. <P>The first one won't get mad if you need another one tonight. <P>A diet coke generally lasts longer. <P>You can dump it on the ground when you're done. <P>A diet coke will treat you the same in the morning as the night before. <P>You can pick one up at any store or gas station without your friends talking about you. <P>You can do one in the car even while driving. <P>The aftertaste is certainly better. <P>You can get a bigger size without changing brands. <P>You never have to lie to a diet coke.<BR> <BR>A diet coke will wait home patiently when you go out with friends and still refresh you when you get home at 6AM. <P>When you are done with it, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. <P>You can have a headache and still enjoy it. <BR>

Ok JAVA, I am addicted to Diet Coke so I took particular offense to that one <P>Here's my best response on quick notice...<P>RULES TO BE A FEMALE<P>Go to the bathroom with your mates <P>Expect the man to buy the condoms <P>Expose every weakness displayed by a man at any opportunity<P>Complain <P>Shop<P>When your man has to go away for a course or business, whinge like crazy that you are being left alone<P>Complain<P>Steal your fella's best shirt and stain it with make-up<P>Take an hour to get ready<P>Blame PMS<P>Regularly change the name of PMS<P>Interest in sex is proportionate to your age<P>When your sexual interest is at its peak try to find a man of more mature years to satisfy you<P>Blame "the change"<P>Squeeze the toothpaste from the wrong end<P>Put a circle of carpet on the toilet seat cover so it falls down after 10-15 seconds<P>Moan about men making a mess in your toilet<P>Complain<P>Collect cuddly toys<P>Leave soiled knickers on the bathroom floor<P>Shop<P>Tell your girlfriends your intimate sexual secrets<P>Especially if you haven't told your boyfriend<P>Complain<P>Hate women with bigger chests than you<P>Hate women who are thinner than you<P>Hate women who talk to your man<P>Hate women who look like they might talk to your man<P>Hate women who once went out with your man<P>Hate tarty looking women<P>Hate frumpy looking women<P>Hate women who wear more expensive clothes than you<P>Hate women who wear cheaper clothes than you<P>Hate women wearing the same clothes as you<P>Complain<P>Giggle with the girls<P>Never laugh with a man, only at a man<P>Drive badly<P>Drive men up the wall<P>Drive other women mad<P>Drive to the shops<P>Shop some more<P>Eat too much chocolate<P>Diet<P>Diet some more<P>Complain<P>Talk on the phone<P>Leave your hair in the plug-hole<P>Shop<P>Whinge about drunk men<P>Pick up drunk men<P>Shop<P>Complain<P>Talk on the phone<P>Argue<P>Complain<P>Shop<P>Reason by being unreasonable<P>Be Unreasonable<P>Complain<P>Fill the golf GTI up with diesel<P>Never reverse into a parking space no matter how small, better to bump the front wheel over the kerb. (The higher the kerb the better)<P>Leave lotions and potions cluttered around the sink, so when ever anyone tries to wash their hands the "clutter" all falls in<P>Talk on the phone some more<P>Remember your in-laws birthdays<P>Whinge about shopping for the in-laws Christmas/birthday/anniversary presents<BR>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Fill the golf GTI up with diesel <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><B> ROTHLMAO </B><P>

Oh yeah, <P>Jayhawks in good form! You girls are in big trouble now <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!!!!<P>Thanks for the vote of confidence, Nick. Now I'm just wanting to see what that smarta** Java has to throw back????<P>Speaking of smarta**, what happened to Mitzi? Did she get scared again <p>[This message has been edited by Jayhawk 93 (edited November 13, 2000).]