Okay... I definatly picked up that I hit a nerve on that one........... I know that I should say I am sorry, but I'M NOT!!! And yes, I did remember you saying something to me at some point in time about diet coke. I am sure that is just why I posted it too. <P>But on a serious note (oh no... not a serious note).... If I had a choice between an ice cold diet coke, or a warm hug from a man... I would have to seriously think about which one I wanted more..... Kidding, the hug of course. You men are not all that bad, you are not all that good either, but all in all... you are not all that bad. <P>-Java<P><BR>

Nah, I think they only like it when they can gang up on one of us. Say, that doesn't sound that bad after all....<P>They'll wait till it's just one of us in here & then....<P> <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

GO JAYHAWK, JAYHAWK, JAYHAWK....... Hey, you think since the women believe we'd be so easily distracted when they whip off there shirts that the same wouldn't hold true if we distracted them by whipping of our shorts and having a three legged race?? Or would that just result in bouts of hysterical laughter, and if so who gets the points for that one?

Oh....so now we're resorting to name calling! (Jayhawk!)<P>I, unlike you, just got home from work.<BR>Is that ok? <P>NOW!! As for the 3 legged race. Definately not a distraction for me! I have lots of will-power! I'd be one who was laughing hysterically!!! <P>Mitzi

<B>WHATEVER</B><P>Mitzi, your excuses won't work on this thread, not this time <P>If you just got home from work, then get busy already as you have a lot of catching up to do. And just so you know, I used the term smarta** in the most endearing way

A smart-[censored] calling me a smart-[censored]!! <P>Here ya go...<P>If God Was A Woman<P>(1) Men would be born with a permanent erection! <P>(2) Men could tell the difference between 6" and 3"! <P>(3) Sex would last longer than 30 seconds <P>(4) Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the [censored] and a kiss on the cheek.<P>(5) Men would come with software to be custom designed.<P>(6) Men would have an OFF switch!<P>HA!!<P>Mitzi

Well it does take one to know one <P>But, in <B>OUR</B> defense:<P>(1) What good is a permanent erection when women seem to have a permanent headache?<P>(2) Men can tell the difference between 6" and 3", but what's the difference when the woman thinks she needs 10" or 12"? <P>(3) Sex does last longer than 30 seconds when the man cares about pleasuring his partner.<P>(4) I'll have to defer back to #3 on this one. Foreplay is more than a quick slap on the [censored] and a kiss on the cheek when the man is not in it for himself. And would it kill the women to swallow every once in a while?<P>(5) If the woman is good, she wouldn't need software to make her man do what she wants. Men are generally eager students. Teach us what you want us to know. <P>(6) If it's an OFF switch you're after, I suggest you stick to those battery operated toys<P>Jayhawk <BR>

Jayhawk!<P>Me and my battery operated toys get along just fine! <P>Oh and BTW...a REAL man could convince a woman to swallow EVERYTIME! <P>Mitzi

<P>Ok, I'm going to crawl back under my rock now!<P>OUCH....<P>Is it cold in here or what?<BR>

VICTORY IS MINE!!! <P>No, it's not cold in here! <P>Ok, Jayhawk...it's been fun again, but 6am comes way too soon. Time for me to curl up on the couch! <P>G'Night! <BR>Mitzi

I just said I was going back under my rock. I said nothing about conceeding victory, woman <P>Have a good night. I think my bed should be all toasty by now

Jayhawk,<P>And just who has the ability to crawl under a rock? A winner? NOT!!!!! <P>Mitzi <BR>

The comment about shorts whipping & three legged races led to an interesting thought about naked twister......<P> <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mitzi:<BR><B>A smart-[censored] calling me a smart-[censored]!! <P>Here ya go...<P>If God Was A Woman<P>(1) Men would be born with a permanent erection! <P> <I>Not permanent, but almost constant</I> <P>(2) Men could tell the difference between 6" and 3"! <P> <I>Must be a depth perception thing from this angle</I> <P>(3) Sex would last longer than 30 seconds <P> <I>Ouch! Always thought a couple hours was better</I> <P>(4) Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the [censored] and a kiss on the cheek.<P> <I>Yep. Emphasis on the "play" part</I> <P>(5) Men would come with software to be custom designed.<P> <I>I've got that patch now, just need to burn in the new eprom</I> <P>(6) Men would have an OFF switch!<P> <I>I do. My STBX flipped it before she left</I> <P>HA!!<P>Mitzi </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again<P><p>[This message has been edited by c00ker (edited November 14, 2000).]

Mitzi,<P>Good point, but did you ever stop to think that when I crawled under my rock it was just so I could moon you on the way down?<P>Jayhawk

Jayhawk,<P>Is that the best you could come up with??? LOL LOL LOL <P>Mitzi

Sorry to disappoint you Mitzi, but I am not in my normal form today. Maybe I'll get back to it later. <P>Just feeling a little under the weather with an earache/possible infection. You ever have the feeling of being drunk when you're really sober? It's not fun. I really would like to crawl under a rock today. Good thing for Doctor's and their drugs!<P>Jayhawk

Jayhawk,<P>Ok, I can be nice too! Sorry you're not feeling too well today. I do know all about ear infections and they're not fun! Hope you're feeling better soon!<P>Now, I have to go to work! Yes, to work!! 3pm-11pm! LOL LOL LOL So don't think I'm afraid if I'm not around for a while! LOL LOL LOL<P>Get better!<P>Mitzi

I'll play! Why give the guys any advantage!!<P>Reasons Why a Supersoaker is Better Than a Man <P> 1.You can get wet any time you want. <BR> 2.You can hold it in your hand as long as you want. <BR> 3.It will never get soft. <BR> 4.It's accurate up to 25 feet. <BR> 5.It's good for 150 rounds (at least!) <BR> 6.If it dries up you can refill it. <BR> 7.It's always ready for action. <BR> 8.It squirts again and again. <BR> 9.You can pump it as hard as you damn well please. <BR> 10.It can't talk. <BR> 11.When you want to put it down, it won't complain. <BR> 12.It won't squirt unless/until you want it to. <BR> 13.It comes in different models: you can exchange it for a larger one. <BR> 14.Water tastes better. <BR> 15.It comes out in a steady stream. <BR> 16.It already comes wrapped in plastic. <BR> 17.It comes in designer colors. <BR> 18.You don't need to stop and wrap it up before it shoots. <BR> 19.It comes with instructions. <BR> 20.If you get tired of it, you can throw it away. <BR> 21.It's HUGE!!!!!! <P> <BR>Smooches,<BR>Busty <BR>

Hey, what's with a womens fascination with size? Doesn't the saying go size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it? I mean look how small the tongue is and it can get a woman to squirm all over the place if applied right. Anyway the supersoaker thread should be aimed at Java, she never goes anywhere without one loaded and ready in her car. Okay off color joke here, it made me laugh for some reason thought I'd share it with you guys and gals. <P>A guy is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City<BR>and he runs into a hooker.<BR>He asks, "How much?"<BR>She says, "Twenty bucks."<BR>He says, "All right!"<BR>They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night,<BR>he runs into the same hooker. They go under the boardwalk, only this<BR>time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When<BR>they get done, he hands her $25.<BR>She says, "Why the extra five?"<BR>He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls!"<P>Later, Jax. *snicker* <BR>