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A couple of us crashed a thread with this and started a little humor so I thought maybe it deserved a thread of it's own.
Myself, it's been 320 days and counting, if anyone is counting, which obviously I am, so nevermind.......
I guess we ought to lay down a couple ground rules:
1. Sex with yourself does not count
2. Sex with small farm animals doesn't count
Other than that, lets have some fun.....
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Lost Husband: 182 days, 9 hours, 32 minutes, 12 seconds. You wouldn't happen to live anywhere near Florida would you?!!!
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Hmmm... Since December 2001. Too depressing to actually count the days. <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" /> On the bright side, however, signs are that this particular "dry spell" may soon be over! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Fingers1258:
<strong>You wouldn't happen to live anywhere near Florida would you?!!!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Nope, I'm just a poor ole Kansas boy, but HEY I'm gonna be down in Florida in Mid-July 2003...
Think you can hold out another 379 days, 3 hours, 45 minutes, and 8 seconds...
I had to throw in that 8 seconds, it's a cowboy thang....
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Rookies... 2006 days (or maybe 2007, with a leap year thrown in). </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Other than that, lets have some fun...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">What the heck is fun about this??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> I guess I'm going to go to my mantle and polish my five consecutive "Golden Forearm" awards... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Well, I actually had to sit down and count....337 days today. But, I am not complaining though. Had a really bad sexual relationship with my xh and I am still healing...but doing very well now! The good feelings are starting to come back as I heal, so it is getting more difficult and now I am starting to count.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by K: [QB]Rookies... 2006 days (or maybe 2007, with a leap year thrown in). [QUOTE] OMG, i couldn't imagine... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> it makes me cringe to think... i won't even share on this topic, just wanted to see what lost husband was talking about... hey bill what's up???
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">2. Sex with small farm animals doesn't count </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">What about LARGE farm animals? Ya know, that's really gross...can't believe I bought into it. Um, let's see, for me it's (wait, that is WITH a partner, right?) been 2days, 13hours and 10 minutes. Hey, I said he was an insensitive, self-absorbed immature jerk---but he gives it to me good and regular! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Don't be mad because I got it lately. Will you feel better if I told you I didn't like it? I'll lie to make you happy. *Kiss* <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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I can't remember if it was August or September of '99. I'll go with 853 ±15 days. K, I can't even believe it.
Franklymydears,
You are officially kicked off this thread. New rule: It has to have been at least six months since the last time. Hmph! Two days. It's just not fair.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by franklymydears: <strong>[QUOTE]What about LARGE farm animals? *Kiss* <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Of course Large Farm animals count, otherwise I couldn't count sex with my X... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Ohhhh, that was mean, I darn near feel almost halfway bad about it..... BTW Frankly, your little kiss doesn't help when your getting a regular dose and the only thing I'm getting is ONE HUGE FOREARM... If I turn to the right I look like Popeye and then to the left I look like Olive Oil... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
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Bill, there's a simple solution to the imbalanced forearm development problem, since a high level of ambidexterity is not required for the purpose at hand.
As for your question, it assumes that there must have been a first time...
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It was in April 2000. About 700 days, I guess. Glad to see that you weighed in on this one, K. I was thinking just a couple of days ago about the first time I read about the "Golden Forearm" award and laughed so hard I thought I'd broken a rib. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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*sighhhh*
April 2001 ... 14 months...
*sighhhhh*
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Less than two days, but math hurts my head so I'm not giving the increment in hours.
Without a partner? Hmm... about a day less. Drive is off the charts.
Don't hate me. I couldn't even tell ya'll how long I went between O's when I was married!! I'm just making up for lost time!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Faith1:
<strong>*sighhhh*
April 2001 ... 14 months...
*sighhhhh*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Just so you know that's about 420 days, or 10,080 hours, or 604,800 minutes, or 36,288,000 seconds... give or take....
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by ex-Princess Buttercup: <strong>Less than two days, </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Wow, I'm impressed, you mean that you've almost gone 2 whole days without??????? If you were sitting in the desk next to me I'd throw my pencil at you. Heck I might even throw my computer at you.... About that dedication thing, maybe we could make up a password as to eleviate problems with names...... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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If I block out that 2 1/2 minute mercy **ck mistake in Jan, it's been 333 days, I think. August 6th, 2001.... I know to a cowboy an eight second ride is considered good but...... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Wow, I'm strugling w/ 54 days. I'm new to this separation divorce thing. Now I'm really depressed.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by STV:
<strong>Wow, I'm strugling w/ 54 days. I'm new to this separation divorce thing. Now I'm really depressed.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Well either laugh at us or with us.....
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