Sex? What's that?

Oh yea, I've been screwed plenty.

STV:

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I'm new to this separation divorce thing. Now I'm really depressed.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You want depressed??? I'm not divorced or separated---I'm in a pretty well-recovered marriage. (Although there were a couple months of separation tossed in there). Now that's depressing!!! (But I have big plans for the long weekend---always the optimist... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> )

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by peoplepleaser:
<strong>If I block out that 2 1/2 minute mercy **ck mistake in Jan, </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Buzz,,,, mistakes count just like large farm animals.... Heck if I mark out mistakes, I'd still be a virgin....

Well not really, I've got 3 awesome girls, so I guess I was on top of the game atleast 3 times, I think.......

Hmmmmm,

If sympathy or guilt sessions don't count, you can add about 8 or 10 more months onto my count. The last was when she was deep into the A, but before I knew about it. It was terrible sex too.

I think K must be the world record holder for anyone not a Catholic priest over the age of 16. Should we call Guiness? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Of course Large Farm animals count, otherwise I couldn't count sex with my X... Oooooh, Bill. I;m calling "fowl" on that one...get it? "Fowl"...ha ha ha! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Without a partner? Hmm... about a day less. Drive is off the charts. Thank goodness for BOB or my poor h wouldn't have the strength to look for a job!

Don't hate me. I couldn't even tell ya'll how long I went between O's when I was married!! I'm just making up for lost time! I hear ya, girl! 18 years with the original 'minute' man and I'm long overdue to put the F in SF.

<small>[ July 03, 2002, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: franklymydears ]</small>

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by worthatry:
[QB]Sex? What's that?QB]</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I'm not sure I remember what sex is but it was last century.

Ok, 147 days then. Somehow, that doesn't make me feel better <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by ex-Princess Buttercup:
<strong>Less than two days, but math hurts my head so I'm not giving the increment in hours.

Without a partner? Hmm... about a day less. Drive is off the charts.

Don't hate me. I couldn't even tell ya'll how long I went between O's when I was married!! I'm just making up for lost time!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by ex-Princess Buttercup:
<strong>Less than two days, but math hurts my head so I'm not giving the increment in hours.

Without a partner? Hmm... about a day less. Drive is off the charts.

Don't hate me. I couldn't even tell ya'll how long I went between O's when I was married!! I'm just making up for lost time!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">i just replied without the reply <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> duh!!!

don't hate me either, but the libido has definately taken control... i gotta have it... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Strange that this thread is here........it was a year ago today:(.

Mind you, I would not be with stbx again if he was the last man on earth.

Bill.......that large animal comment?

BWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

HEY!!!!!!! Nice (?) to see some of the oldies on this thread...sing and idostylin...HIIIII!!!

Well, I am not going to post a reply to this as I don't want any computers or pencils thrown at me.
but I am dating someone now...sooooo..

But, I will say this when I WAS married..it was lets see..married 10 years..have 2 kids from the marriage youngest is 7, oldest is 10, he went on the road 3 months into the marriage, and out of those ten years we seen each other maybe 2 1/2 years total all combined between weekends and vacations, time working in town, and ten months I'd spent with him at one job..subtract the days he was drinking..hmmmmmmm....

LOL, I have been watching this thread from work all day and could not reply, had to wait till I got home. But it has made me smile!

Large farm animals????

Between my X and my new partner, it was approximately 520 days between the last willing sexual encounter with my X and the great sex with my gf. . . . .

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by WhenIfindthetime:
<strong>it was approximately 520 days between the last willing sexual encounter </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">"WILLING" - I probably should just leave this alone but you know me....

Are you implying that you were forced to have it against your will. MAN THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME......

191 days for me. But you guys have to remember since [censored] had the accident I was doing it with a brain injured person. I'm half laughing now, half crying. What was I thinking?

Q-tips are people too!

E

Boy, are you all ROOKIES!!!

Since March 1996 - H walked out in Jan '97. He basically cut me off for several years before he left to be with OW. Actually, life is much easier without entanglements! (At least for the time being). But if the right person came into my life - well, he better watch out!!! He might not survive it!!! At least I have a good excuse for being celibate now, being single. Being celibate while married is NO fun.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Are you implying that you were forced to have it against your will. MAN THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME...... </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I've always heard that you can't rape the willing! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Lady M, that's is soooooo True!

I have a friend who has been told by her women's group that you get your virginity back after 5 years of no sex. That means that, despite two children with x, I got to be a virgin a couple of years ago.

I went from February 14, 1995 to end of May 2000 - that's approx 1,915 days. Was in a 5-6 episode fling lasting a few months. Then nothing for 10 months. Bachelor #2 is not a fling.

And I definitely have as much drive and stamina as I used to. Where's your man when you need him?

Never did it with "bob" - can't imagine it meeting the need.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by cinderella:
<strong>Never did it with "bob" - can't imagine it meeting the need.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">5, did you say five years.........

I guess I need to talk to Gnome about that manual dexterity because Arnold will have nothing on me after 5 years...... I think I might of just got depressed...

What about "BOB"........

Though, as a male, I have had no internal dealing with the dude but I must say "Don't knock it til you try it....."